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firth4eva
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From the Norse's mouth

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My heart is warmed by the excellence of some people here. I am touched.

Alas..It may never be that I, Norse, post a post upon these fair forums. May your protests speak volumes, may your voices ring in the ears of the oppressive, may your heart's be strong.

Don't cry for me, CC forums
The truth is i'll never leave you

Earlier, when driving, I happened to fall upon an old album of mine..."Smash" By the offspring.

Please, if may:

Track 3 (Bad Habit)...(Luckily I didnt choose track 5...genocide, else your already pee-soaked panties would have become saturated with bladder-innards)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh3qZ2FlwSI

Hey chaps, Ya know, I'm really Ok
The pleasent chap team, will tell you the same
But when I'm on my soap-box, Don't give me no flak
And the slightest thing, and I might just snap eeeeeeeeh ooooooooooooooh

When I go Trolling, It requires a big brain
If you contradict me, It makes me insane
I'll puff out my chest
Make you cry
Gonna wreck this fuckers pride

Yeah I got a bad habit (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Of trolling away (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Got a bad habit (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
An' it ain't goin away (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeha (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeha ooooooooooooh

Well they say the net is, a serious place
If you dare question me, I'll spit in your face
I'll act rather crass
If you act like an ass
And the next post is your last

Yeah I got a bad habit (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Of trolling away (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Got a bad habit (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
An' it ain't goin away (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeha (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeha ooooooooooooh

Flamers are rude
Such attitude
But when i show my prize
Complaints rise
Something's odd
I feel like I'm God
You fuckwit, sloppy, piss-stained Muthafucka!

I'll puff out my chest
Make you cry
Gonna wreck this fuckers pride
Yeah I got a bad habit (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Of trolling away (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Got a bad habit (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
An' it ain't goin away (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeha (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeha ooooooooooooh

Thankyou, Thankyou

It has been a blast knowing you all, but this really is norse's last peice.....

But who is norse?

For any of you who wish to further arguements, send porn links to me or add me to buddylists:

norsiusnorse@yahoo.co.uk note, this is a dummy-account, and I'll give ya my real add'y if you are someone like DaGip, who wants to be a part of the pompey fanzin (:lol:), or Skoffin, who wants to be hunted down.

Remember, the norse loves you all.
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We will miss you Norse.
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im confused
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Norse hasn't worked out that he can get broadband in Manly yet!! :roll:
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I instantly like him more now, great taste in music.
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Permaban? Surely he wasn't bad enough for that...
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MeDeFe wrote:Permaban? Surely he wasn't bad enough for that...


You'd be surprised.
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Just banned from the forums MeFeDe, not from the site.
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wicked wrote:Just banned from the forums MeFeDe, not from the site.

That's what I meant, permabanned from the forums.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
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wicked wrote:Just banned from the forums MeFeDe, not from the site.

Surely such an active and well liked poster could be given an 'indefinite ban' rather than a 'permanent' one.

If he promised to mend his wicked ways and truly repented then what could be the harm at letting him return after an extended hiatus? Surely a month ban with a discretionary possibility of return would be a fairer result, especially given the public outcry over this turn of events?
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Dancing Mustard wrote:
wicked wrote:Just banned from the forums MeFeDe, not from the site.

Surely such an active and well liked poster could be given an 'indefinite ban' rather than a 'permanent' one.

If he promised to mend his wicked ways and truly repented then what could be the harm at letting him return after an extended hiatus? Surely a month ban with a discretionary possibility of return would be a fairer result, especially given the public outcry over this turn of events?


I'd say 2 months, but otherwise you're right.
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."

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Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
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Forever sure is a long time....especially given CC has only been around for 2 years.....
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wicked wrote:Just banned from the forums MeFeDe, not from the site.


what was the straw that broke the camel's back?
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luns101 wrote:
wicked wrote:Just banned from the forums MeFeDe, not from the site.


what was the straw that broke the camel's back?


Some racist comment about how blacks can hunt easier than whites and that led to less need for a developed brain, thus they are mentally inferior to whites.
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unriggable wrote:
luns101 wrote:
wicked wrote:Just banned from the forums MeFeDe, not from the site.


what was the straw that broke the camel's back?


Some racist comment about how blacks can hunt easier than whites and that led to less need for a developed brain, thus they are mentally inferior to whites.


And that thread about which race to wipe of the planet. I think that was more of a determining factor.
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Snorri1234 wrote:
unriggable wrote:
luns101 wrote:
wicked wrote:Just banned from the forums MeFeDe, not from the site.


what was the straw that broke the camel's back?


Some racist comment about how blacks can hunt easier than whites and that led to less need for a developed brain, thus they are mentally inferior to whites.


And that thread about which race to wipe of the planet. I think that was more of a determining factor.


I believe it will be the Human Race that will wipe the Human Race off the face of the planet...
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wicked wrote:Just banned from the forums MeFeDe, not from the site.



take care norse
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I love the offspring.
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Quinton wrote:I love the offspring.
Yes...we are all Norse's children here. :cry:
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Post by Quinton »

DaGip wrote:
Quinton wrote:I love the offspring.
Yes...we are all Norse's children here. :cry:
Have no fear...I almost feel 100% parity with the chap...see I'm nearly speaking like an english tory-boy now!
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Quinton wrote:
DaGip wrote:
Quinton wrote:I love the offspring.
Yes...we are all Norse's children here. :cry:
Have no fear...I almost feel 100% parity with the chap...see I'm nearly speaking like an english tory-boy now!
Pip pip, keep an upper lip, ol' chum.

I am afraid my english accent is absolute shite, I live in SouthDakota so my accent is closer to Canadian, eh. (but not the French)
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Post by suggs »

keep a stiff upper lip! if you're gonna be a Limey wanna be (and f*ck knows why anyone would) at least get the absurd idiosyncracies right!

Toodle-pip.
Suggs.

Miss you Norse.
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suggs wrote:keep a stiff upper lip! if you're gonna be a Limey wanna be (and f*ck knows why anyone would) at least get the absurd idiosyncracies right!

Toodle-pip.
Suggs.

Miss you Norse.
Why would I want to be a citrus fruit? Especially a lime? An orange would be better (DaGip is an orangey bastard!). And why do the angloish call americans yanks? Is that a reference to masturbation?
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Post by freezie »

Well liked poster?


For a few, yes. But for one, I much prefer Norse out of here than in here..
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freezie wrote:Well liked poster?


For a few, yes. But for one, I much prefer Norse out of here than in here..
What? :?
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