From the Norse's mouth

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:33 pm

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My heart is warmed by the excellence of some people here. I am touched.

Alas..It may never be that I, Norse, post a post upon these fair forums. May your protests speak volumes, may your voices ring in the ears of the oppressive, may your heart's be strong.

Don't cry for me, CC forums
The truth is i'll never leave you

Earlier, when driving, I happened to fall upon an old album of mine..."Smash" By the offspring.

Please, if may:

Track 3 (Bad Habit)...(Luckily I didnt choose track 5...genocide, else your already pee-soaked panties would have become saturated with bladder-innards)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh3qZ2FlwSI

Hey chaps, Ya know, I'm really Ok
The pleasent chap team, will tell you the same
But when I'm on my soap-box, Don't give me no flak
And the slightest thing, and I might just snap eeeeeeeeh ooooooooooooooh

When I go Trolling, It requires a big brain
If you contradict me, It makes me insane
I'll puff out my chest
Make you cry
Gonna wreck this fuckers pride

Yeah I got a bad habit (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Of trolling away (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Got a bad habit (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
An' it ain't goin away (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeha (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeha ooooooooooooh

Well they say the net is, a serious place
If you dare question me, I'll spit in your face
I'll act rather crass
If you act like an ass
And the next post is your last

Yeah I got a bad habit (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Of trolling away (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Got a bad habit (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
An' it ain't goin away (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeha (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeha ooooooooooooh

Flamers are rude
Such attitude
But when i show my prize
Complaints rise
Something's odd
I feel like I'm God
You fuckwit, sloppy, piss-stained Muthafucka!

I'll puff out my chest
Make you cry
Gonna wreck this fuckers pride
Yeah I got a bad habit (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Of trolling away (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Got a bad habit (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
An' it ain't goin away (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeha (Yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeha ooooooooooooh

Thankyou, Thankyou

It has been a blast knowing you all, but this really is norse's last peice.....

But who is norse?

For any of you who wish to further arguements, send porn links to me or add me to buddylists:

norsiusnorse@yahoo.co.uk note, this is a dummy-account, and I'll give ya my real add'y if you are someone like DaGip, who wants to be a part of the pompey fanzin (:lol:), or Skoffin, who wants to be hunted down.

Remember, the norse loves you all.

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:40 pm

We will miss you Norse.

ParadiceCity9 · Post by **ParadiceCity9** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:41 pm

im confused

sangfroid · Post by **sangfroid** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:47 pm

Norse hasn't worked out that he can get broadband in Manly yet!!

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:48 pm

I instantly like him more now, great taste in music.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:00 pm

Permaban? Surely he wasn't bad enough for that...

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:00 pm

MeDeFe wrote:Permaban? Surely he wasn't bad enough for that...

You'd be surprised.

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:01 pm

Just banned from the forums MeFeDe, not from the site.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:02 pm

wicked wrote:Just banned from the forums MeFeDe, not from the site.

That's what I meant, permabanned from the forums.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:14 pm

wicked wrote:Just banned from the forums MeFeDe, not from the site.

Surely such an active and well liked poster could be given an 'indefinite ban' rather than a 'permanent' one.

If he promised to mend his wicked ways and truly repented then what could be the harm at letting him return after an extended hiatus? Surely a month ban with a discretionary possibility of return would be a fairer result, especially given the public outcry over this turn of events?

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:41 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
wicked wrote:Just banned from the forums MeFeDe, not from the site.
Surely such an active and well liked poster could be given an 'indefinite ban' rather than a 'permanent' one.

If he promised to mend his wicked ways and truly repented then what could be the harm at letting him return after an extended hiatus? Surely a month ban with a discretionary possibility of return would be a fairer result, especially given the public outcry over this turn of events?

I'd say 2 months, but otherwise you're right.

bedub1 · Post by **bedub1** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:01 pm

Forever sure is a long time....especially given CC has only been around for 2 years.....

luns101 · Post by **luns101** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:36 pm

wicked wrote:Just banned from the forums MeFeDe, not from the site.

what was the straw that broke the camel's back?

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:59 pm

luns101 wrote:
wicked wrote:Just banned from the forums MeFeDe, not from the site.
what was the straw that broke the camel's back?

Some racist comment about how blacks can hunt easier than whites and that led to less need for a developed brain, thus they are mentally inferior to whites.

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:01 pm

unriggable wrote:
luns101 wrote:
wicked wrote:Just banned from the forums MeFeDe, not from the site.
what was the straw that broke the camel's back?
Some racist comment about how blacks can hunt easier than whites and that led to less need for a developed brain, thus they are mentally inferior to whites.

And that thread about which race to wipe of the planet. I think that was more of a determining factor.

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:20 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
unriggable wrote:
luns101 wrote:
wicked wrote:Just banned from the forums MeFeDe, not from the site.
what was the straw that broke the camel's back?
Some racist comment about how blacks can hunt easier than whites and that led to less need for a developed brain, thus they are mentally inferior to whites.
And that thread about which race to wipe of the planet. I think that was more of a determining factor.

I believe it will be the Human Race that will wipe the Human Race off the face of the planet...

Blitzaholic · Post by **Blitzaholic** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:43 pm

wicked wrote:Just banned from the forums MeFeDe, not from the site.

take care norse

Quinton · Post by **Quinton** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:58 pm

I love the offspring.

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:37 pm

Quinton wrote:I love the offspring.

Yes...we are all Norse's children here.

Quinton · Post by **Quinton** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:41 pm

DaGip wrote:
Quinton wrote:I love the offspring.
Yes...we are all Norse's children here.

Have no fear...I almost feel 100% parity with the chap...see I'm nearly speaking like an english tory-boy now!

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:48 pm

Quinton wrote:
DaGip wrote:
Quinton wrote:I love the offspring.
Yes...we are all Norse's children here.
Have no fear...I almost feel 100% parity with the chap...see I'm nearly speaking like an english tory-boy now!

Pip pip, keep an upper lip, ol' chum.

I am afraid my english accent is absolute shite, I live in SouthDakota so my accent is closer to Canadian, eh. (but not the French)

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:54 pm

keep a stiff upper lip! if you're gonna be a Limey wanna be (and f*ck knows why anyone would) at least get the absurd idiosyncracies right!

Toodle-pip.
Suggs.

Miss you Norse.

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:14 pm

suggs wrote:keep a stiff upper lip! if you're gonna be a Limey wanna be (and f*ck knows why anyone would) at least get the absurd idiosyncracies right!

Toodle-pip.
Suggs.

Miss you Norse.

Why would I want to be a citrus fruit? Especially a lime? An orange would be better (DaGip is an orangey bastard!). And why do the angloish call americans yanks? Is that a reference to masturbation?

freezie · Post by **freezie** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:19 pm

Well liked poster?

For a few, yes. But for one, I much prefer Norse out of here than in here..

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:06 pm

freezie wrote:Well liked poster?

For a few, yes. But for one, I much prefer Norse out of here than in here..

What?