the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[max is gr8]

Jonny Rotten is only jelous as I have twice as many posts as him.

[KoolBak]

And haiku loves you!

I, on the other hand, prefer the lowbrow lymerick (sp?)...

Here's to my friend Nobunaga,
Now we all know the saga.
He mingles Japs with Chinks,
adds copius drinks,
Finds a queen for the night but wakes up with a dogga.

Poor attempt but hey, whattya want fer nuthin...rubber biscuit?

[johnnyrotten]

Jonny Rotten is only jelous as I have twice as many posts as him.

[PATRONISING SARCASM] Oh yes, Max, I am insanely jealous of the fact that you are ultra-cool because you have made loads and loads of posts on the forum! [/PATRONISING SARCASM]

[johnnyrotten]

Right... doubles game, freestyle (no dbls), europe, esc., unlimited. I would put this in callouts but I'm only offering it to our select group here in the longest thread, thread topic. THAT DOES NOT INCLUDE MAX. Post here if you want in, don't bother pm'ing me, i won't read them

[areyouincahoots]

you read the pm's that i send you...

[johnnyrotten]

And...?

[SMITH197]

you may have fans elsewhere max, but not here...so scram....


and i'm in for a team game...

[Nobunaga]

Here's to my friend Nobunaga,
Now we all know the saga.
He mingles Japs with Chinks,
adds copius drinks,
Finds a queen for the night but wakes up with a dogga.

... Hehehehehe. That's funny.

[SMITH197]

i cant believe you posted "hehehehehehehe"...


And i had so much respect for you...

[Nobunaga]

... Nothing says it quite like "Hehehehe". That is pronounces, "Hayhayhayhay", as opposed to "Heeheeheeheehee", which I would not be caught dead uttering.

[wicked]

admit it Nob, your girly-self meant heeheehee

[SMITH197]

ohhh....riiiight.... thats what u ment bunaga....

[rocksolid]

... Nothing says it quite like "Hehehehe". That is pronounces, "Hayhayhayhay", as opposed to "Heeheeheeheehee", which I would not be caught dead uttering.

How often does this happen to you:

You're sitting on the bus, reading the funny pages or something, check your watch, hmm, looks like I'll be a little late today, eavesdroppin' a bit...:

Girl: Hey, look at that guy on the sidewalk there.

Guy: That's hilarious! Hayhayhayhay!

Girl: I know! Hayhayhayhay! Hayhayhayhay!

Guy: Hayhayhay...hayhay...ah.

[SMITH197]

exactly

[areyouincahoots]

Guy: Hayhayhay...hayhay...ah.

definitely

[johnnyrotten]

WOAH!!! NEW PIC!!! :P:P:P:P

[KoolBak]

The new pic is extra-nice...how many did ya take before ya got the right one!!

Nobunaga...I read it as a gutteral, deep, grating sort of heh heh heh...more like a Clint Eastwood.....yeah, that's the ticket!

Rocksolid...beautiful picture you painted...made me laugh out loud (lol?)!

[SMITH197]

sweet jesus cahoots...


so are any of you other longest thread peoples gunna join the double game or what?

[Scarus]

Hey, welcome to the thread Wicked!!!

I was just reading more Duke case in the LA times and the proof that they have that the two accused players were not even at the party are a video surveillance from an atm, a receipt, and the testimony of a taxi driver. I think there might be more.

I also heard that there were pictures from the apt security cameras which showed the same bruises and cuts on the girl, before she got to the party.....all this, coupled with the negative dna tests and the total inability of the girl to identify anyone, make this an impossible conviction.

Oh yeah, the DA is up for election next month...lol

[areyouincahoots]

lol...got my senior pics today...

[wicked]

Just watched the local news Scarus and they mentioned the timeline for one of the guys: called his girlfriend, called a cab, stopped by the ATM, ordered takeout and then swiped into his dorm. They also said most of the guys at the party were in short sleeves... the girl was supposedly grabbed from behind and scratched up the guy's arms with her fake Lee Press-On Nails... but alas, no scratches on anyone's forearms. Also heard she picked out her assailants based on scratches on their upper torsos (photos were taken of the lacrosse players shirtless).

I just can't believe how the majority of the community (and Duke admin!) assumed guilt right away. Isn't it still innocent until proven guilty???

[AndyDufresne]

**Looks closely at a real topic of conversation above him. Cranks some ACDC and hastily sprinkles cupcakes around the room.**

--Andy

[areyouincahoots]

**Looks closely at a real topic of conversation above him. Cranks some ACDC and hastily sprinkles cupcakes around the room.**

--Andy

Andy, do you know what I love about you? It's stuff like that!!! You are hilarious!

[AndyDufresne]

Hehe... **Increases the volume even more. Places his feet upon a small wooden stool and lounges relaxingly in his old tattered green chair.**

'And when I hear a noisy party
You know it gives me a chill
It gets me rockin' and a rollin'
And I can't stand still
From morning 'till midnight
You know I can't stand still'

**Listens closely...realizes the oxymoron but continues to sloth.**

--Andy

[areyouincahoots]

I would like to point out to all of my family here in the longest thread, thread...that if you will refer to the column showing views of our beloved thread...it seems as if we are either...

1. so addicted to this thread that we check it constantly and have jacked up the views...

or...

2. interesting enough that even those who do not post here check our thread to see what wacky things we will say next...

What do you think?