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Postby johnnyrotten on Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:08 pm

Not really, or I'd be dead. And you wouldn't want that, would you? (Say no, even if you don't mean it ;) :P)
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Postby areyouincahoots on Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:09 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:Not really, or I'd be dead. And you wouldn't want that, would you? (Say no, even if you don't mean it ;) :P)


oh, no! I most definitely would NOT want that...that would be absolutely unbearable!
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Postby johnnyrotten on Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:13 pm

Awww thank you cahoots, you're too sweet. :P
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Postby SMITH197 on Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:14 pm

ya know, all this talk about intelligence levels made me wonder...how can someone from Arkansas be soo "art-tick-u-let"?



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Postby areyouincahoots on Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:16 pm

I know...lol...what are girls for? *smiles sweetly while under breath mumbling "if any of you answer my rhetorical question rudely i'm going to...(trails off)"*
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Postby SMITH197 on Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:19 pm

going to what? Break away from the union?


Silly southern-belle...
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Postby johnnyrotten on Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:20 pm

What would happen if there were no females? Would everyone turn gay? Or just go without forever?
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Postby rocksolid on Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:20 pm

SMITH197 wrote:ya know, all this talk about intelligence levels made me wonder...how can someone from Arkansas be soo "art-tick-u-let"?

:P


Or someone from Upstate New York, for that matter? :P
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Postby SMITH197 on Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:20 pm

thats why god gave us hands
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Postby SMITH197 on Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:21 pm

ouch...
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Postby johnnyrotten on Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:22 pm

SMITH197 wrote:thats why god gave us hands

Or kittens, in your case...
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Postby SMITH197 on Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:23 pm

something i pick up from the boys in Mowwwnnt-reeeeal...
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Postby johnnyrotten on Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:25 pm

Thank god I've never been to Canada... anyway, night all. Espesh cahoots ;) :P
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Postby areyouincahoots on Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:26 pm

SMITH197 wrote:ya know, all this talk about intelligence levels made me wonder...how can someone from Arkansas be soo "art-tick-u-let"?



:P


The truth is...Arkansas uses the nation's idea of this state to promote tourism. Northerners, and the like, have this idea of a hillbilly with two teeth and no indoor plumbing, and a lot of the locals have used this for their good. There is a highly educated doctor here in Arkansas that spends his weekends sitting on the porch of a tourist attraction in overalls playing a banjo and selling jarred goods...

I'm not denying the existence of ignorance, country music, hillbillies, and hound dogs in this wonderful state...I am simply putting forth the notion that perhaps, just perhaps, there is a higher level of existence here than is widely accepted as true.
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Postby areyouincahoots on Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:28 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:anyway, night all. Espesh cahoots ;) :P


lol....nighty night :wink:
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Postby areyouincahoots on Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:28 pm

SMITH197 wrote:going to what? Break away from the union?


Silly southern-belle...


I might if you keep pushing me. :roll:
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Postby SMITH197 on Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:29 pm

*whispers to everyone besides cahoots* "I dont think she likes it when we make fun of Arkansas".....
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Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:41 pm

Maybe it would be better if she did break away the from Union...I mean things only could get better from there! ;)

(Kidding of course. I know some...erm...'people' down in that area. ;))

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Postby areyouincahoots on Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:09 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:Maybe it would be better if she did break away the from Union...I mean things only could get better from there! ;)

(Kidding of course. I know some...erm...'people' down in that area. ;))

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Postby SMITH197 on Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:22 pm

ohhh....now u've made her sad....


its ok Cahoots, Smith is here to make it all better... :wink:
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Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:30 pm

**paints a clown face on her own face and ties balloon animals to her arms** Everyone loves clowns... :)

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Postby areyouincahoots on Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:42 pm

SMITH197 wrote:ohhh....now u've made her sad....


its ok Cahoots, Smith is here to make it all better... :wink:


My hero! :wink: lol
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Postby areyouincahoots on Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:46 pm

rocksolid wrote:Yet another bullet taken on my behalf.

For the record, I am full of crap.

Grimsleeper


Man, you just keep setting me up for a fall, lol.
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Postby SMITH197 on Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:01 am

did you hear that guys! HERO. That means I rule.


I dont see any Canadians or silly Brits being called a hero...


:wink: :D
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Postby Nobunaga on Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:10 am

Stillness..
...the cicada's cry
...drills into the rocks.

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