Welcome to players thinking of joining “The Clan of Jiz”.
As everyone knows, Jizzy is sensation overtaking conquerclub. Everyone loves Jizzy! Everyone loves to play with Jizzy! Now can be member of Jizzy’s clan! Be family with nicest player on cc, sweet old lovable Jizzy!
To be in Jizzy’s clan, must follow ten rules:
1) Must not have dark side, must be happy and fun and love to give positive feedback. If in Jizzy’s clan, never be mad or negative and always see good in other players, no matter how much get screwed by them or how they play!
2) Must love Jizzy!!!!
3) Must have played at least one game with Jizzy!!!! (If never played and want to, send jizzy message)
4) Can be in other clans. Jizzy doesn’t care!!!!
5) Must laugh at Jizzy’s jokes.
6) Never to say bad words, they hurt Jizzy’s ears!!!!
7) Must love Jizzy even more!!!!
Must always fight the evil brown dot!!
9) Okay, Jizzy ran out of rules.
10) errr, must love Jizzy a third time!!!!!
11) Must live Jiz!!!!!
Send Jizzy message to be in his clan, and receive benefits: $0.30 off Tide liquid detergent (not nasty powder), lifelong friend, magical spells and weapons to fight the brown dot! Join today!!!!!