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CLAN OF JIZ IS FINALLY HERE!

Postby Jizboy on Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:37 pm

Welcome to players thinking of joining “The Clan of Jiz”.

As everyone knows, Jizzy is sensation overtaking conquerclub. Everyone loves Jizzy! Everyone loves to play with Jizzy! Now can be member of Jizzy’s clan! Be family with nicest player on cc, sweet old lovable Jizzy!

To be in Jizzy’s clan, must follow ten rules:

1) Must not have dark side, must be happy and fun and love to give positive feedback. If in Jizzy’s clan, never be mad or negative and always see good in other players, no matter how much get screwed by them or how they play!
2) Must love Jizzy!!!!
3) Must have played at least one game with Jizzy!!!! (If never played and want to, send jizzy message)
4) Can be in other clans. Jizzy doesn’t care!!!!
5) Must laugh at Jizzy’s jokes.
6) Never to say bad words, they hurt Jizzy’s ears!!!!
7) Must love Jizzy even more!!!!
8) Must always fight the evil brown dot!!
9) Okay, Jizzy ran out of rules.
10) errr, must love Jizzy a third time!!!!!
11) Must live Jiz!!!!!

Send Jizzy message to be in his clan, and receive benefits: $0.30 off Tide liquid detergent (not nasty powder), lifelong friend, magical spells and weapons to fight the brown dot! Join today!!!!!
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Postby decoulombe on Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:44 pm

"The wonderful clan of Jiz" somewhere over the rainbow.

No just kidding, good luck in your clan, Jiz. Two thumbs up
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Postby happy2seeyou on Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:56 pm

“The Clan of Jiz” sounds messy. :?
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Postby juventino on Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:11 pm

i have never ever joined a clan and this is the one. i will not join... as happy2seeyou said.. it sounds messy indeed....
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Postby rebelman on Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:40 pm

tempting, very tempting but as KoE has a one clan rule I will stay with them for a while :wink:
Don't now why people on here don't like being cooks, remember under siege: A former SEAL, now cook, is the only person who can stop a gang of terrorists when they sieze control of a US Navy battleship.
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Postby GreecePwns on Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:58 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:“The Clan of Jiz” sounds messy. :?
Chariot of Fire wrote:As for GreecePwns.....yeah, what? A massive debt. Get a job you slacker.

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Postby She Wolf on Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:36 pm

actually sounds very disgusting. must be a clan for boys.

if you want to join a REAL clan

go to the topic on Legion of the Damned recruitment drive and, check out our members sigs....
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Postby decoulombe on Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:00 pm

Jiz, I wish you good luck and hope your clan takes off
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