They are basically hiring anyone with previous military experience (any), with less training than you'd get at Chipotle, and a $50,000 signing bonus. You get an extra 100k signup bonus if you were arrested/charged for offenses relating to Jan 6th (Oath Keepers, Patriot Front members ect)
Part of the 2025 tax bill that passed was creating 75 billion dollars in new funding over the 4 years of Trumps current term, previously they had about 10billion/year budget, now it's about 30b. Basically the same yearly amount was cut from the food stamps program in this bill so effectively a 1:1 trade of letting poor american kids starve so we could chase poor foreign kids down and deport them.
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WILLIAMS5232 wrote:
as far as dukasaur goes, i had no idea you were so goofy. i mean, you hate your parents so much you'd wish they'd been shot? just move out bro.
lolwut - an extra 50k for being a retard on Jan. 6??? seriously??? I just assumed that most of them would' have to be failed cops or soldiers(probably a lot of just "ex" soldiers as well, tbf), doesn't seem to be a shortage of those types down there. and I've heard varying reports as to the quality/quantity of training they get...*shrugs*. in any case, it seems like this whole thing was thrown together a lot more quickly than it probably should have been, given what footage I've seen of their performance, so far...
The Jan 6 part was just a joke, there is no bonus for being part of the failed insurrection... Though if they happen to stumble upon my post you could see this implemented in the near future.
The current signing bonus is about 50k though, and you get to break into peoples house without a warrant while masked and point guns at them.
WILLIAMS5232 wrote:
as far as dukasaur goes, i had no idea you were so goofy. i mean, you hate your parents so much you'd wish they'd been shot? just move out bro.