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Postby Colaalone on Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:13 pm

-Dustn gnaws his leg off and bleeds to death.

-Dom dies... you need to be alive to escape.

-Pills to cure AIDS?
What are they teaching you in school :shock:
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Postby Fircoal on Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:14 pm

Colaalone wrote:-Pills to cure AIDS?
What are they teaching you in school :shock:


School? I got kicked out of school after I raped 5 people. But no big. I've done more in an hour.
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Postby Colaalone on Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:16 pm

Fircoal wrote:School? I got kicked out of school after I raped 5 people. But no big. I've done more in an hour.


Who keeps telling you rape is funny?
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Postby dustn64 on Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:19 pm

no, I do like the guy in saw 3 does and I live
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Postby Colaalone on Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:21 pm

Okay you can't just say "I DO WHAT THAT GUY DID IN THAT ONE MOVIE!11!! ROx0|2zzz!!!11"

Type it out.
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Postby Fircoal on Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:23 pm

Colaalone wrote:
Fircoal wrote:School? I got kicked out of school after I raped 5 people. But no big. I've done more in an hour.


Who keeps telling you rape is funny?


No one. :wink: ACtually, when you're in the type of culture I'm in at school, It may be different...

Anyway, I'll stop. :D
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Postby Colaalone on Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:24 pm

Fircoal wrote:when you're in the type of culture I'm in at school, It may be different...


6th grade?
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Postby dustn64 on Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:25 pm

I do what bruce lee does in all his movies, too you for not telling me earlier.
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Postby Fircoal on Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:56 pm

Colaalone wrote:
Fircoal wrote:when you're in the type of culture I'm in at school, It may be different...


6th grade?


8th grade. :D
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Postby 1st chair flute on Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:45 am

bash through the freaking wall
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Postby Colaalone on Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:37 am

You ram your shoulder into the wall. It hurts like a bitch and nothing happens.
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Postby static_ice on Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:45 am

break the mirror
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Postby dustn64 on Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:37 am

I look around and find what all is in the bathroom... (tell me what is in the bathroom)
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Postby 1st chair flute on Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:37 am

......................................................................post please
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Postby Colaalone on Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:32 am

static_ice wrote:break the mirror


Winnnnner
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Postby Minister Masket on Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:25 am

Colaalone wrote:
Fircoal wrote:School? I got kicked out of school after I raped 5 people. But no big. I've done more in an hour.


Who keeps telling you rape is funny?


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Postby static_ice on Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:06 pm

Colaalone wrote:
static_ice wrote:break the mirror


Winnnnner


\:D/

okay then new situation if anyone still wants to play:

you are trapped in a dark room with a bunch of puddles on the ground. the walls are brick. You are equipped with 2 hand grenades and a knife

this guy is also in the room
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yes those claws will hurt a lot :)

you look at this face and notice that his eyes are stitched together; he is blind.

goal: kill him
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Postby dustn64 on Sat Jun 23, 2007 3:35 pm

throw a grenade to the other side of the room, when he walks near the noise, sneek up behind him and stab him with the knife.
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Postby Minister Masket on Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:33 pm

static_ice wrote:
\:D/

okay then new situation if anyone still wants to play:

you are trapped in a dark room with a bunch of puddles on the ground. the walls are brick. You are equipped with 2 hand grenades and a knife

this guy is also in the room
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yes those claws will hurt a lot :)

you look at this face and notice that his eyes are stitched together; he is blind.

goal: kill him

Either he felt like randomly adding this bit in or it has some special significance...
Here's my plan:

1) Yell, "Hey fatty! Nice claws! Where'd you get em, the cattery?"
2) As he blindly lunges at you in rage, dive to the side, he procedes to run into the wall.
3) Stab him in the leg with the knife while he's stunned and shove a grenade down his trousers.
4) If that doesn't kill him, hold his head down in one of the puddles, till he drowns.
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Postby Colaalone on Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:55 pm

This situation reminds me alot of RE4 :-k
... and that picture :o
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:23 pm

I tell that big looking, Vega looking motherfucker that he should have never set foot on my side of the neighbourhood, I say "I will beat the shit into you Charles. I will beat the shit into you with Charles as a matter of fact". I f*ck him in the head, I been ready to f*ck my whole motherfucking life, gonna blow his brains out. I'm gonna break him in half.

He will not talk back to me with my mohawk and my Jamaica colours.


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Postby static_ice on Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:46 pm

dustn64 wrote:throw a grenade to the other side of the room, when he walks near the noise, sneek up behind him and stab him with the knife.


:shock: I didn't think anyone would get the idea unless...

Colaalone wrote:This situation reminds me alot of RE4 :-k
... and that picture :o


yeah... dustn did you play RE4? :lol:

and MM the puddles are important, if you run around he hears exactly where you are

...darn I totally didn't think anyone would get the RE4 reference from my avvy/sig :lol:

anyway dustn take it away ](*,)
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Postby dustn64 on Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:35 pm

Do you remember in harry potter and the chamber of secrects , when harry is in the pipe with the snake and he throws the rock to mislead it. I just thought that while his back was turned you might as well kill it.

next situation: You are in a store, you see a large gang called the van buren boys . You make your purchase and are about to leave when you turn around and see you are surrounded.

What you do?

Who the gang is named after
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Postby static_ice on Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:38 pm

you flash the sign: crossing the hands, with one hand with all the fingers 'up' and spread out. The other hand has all but the thumb and pointer finger up, for a total of eight
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Postby dustn64 on Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:48 pm

darn you for watching this man speak about his encounter
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