Aunt squishy has informally been mentoring the youth of Conquer Club for some time and decided the time has come for a proper, stable establishment where the young men and women of CC can seek refuge and gain counsel, a warm shoulder, and a soft cookie.
Members will be expected to follow Aunt squishy's advice on all matters including what to buy your girlfriend for her birthday and for which universities to apply.
Headmistress:
squishyg
Enrolled Students:
0. tdans
1. TheSaxlad
2. Juan_Bottom
3. ViperOverLord
4. Victor Sullivan
5. Commander9
6. 40kguy
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Aunt squishy's School for Awkward Teens [Social][Recruiting]
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Last edited by squishyg on Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:27 pm, edited 11 times in total.
There is no fog rule and I am no gentleman.
Robinette wrote:Depends on what metric you use...Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?
The coolest is squishyg
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Ace Rimmer
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I'd love to help give advice and be coleader of your group. I've been giving terrible advice to the teenage boys of chat for a long time now and feel that this service of mine should be expanded.
References available upon request.
References available upon request.
Re: Aunt squishy's School for Awkward Teens [Social][Forming
Aunt squishy is happy to accept you into her school buts feels you need to learn your place. You will be placed in Remedial Social Interaction.jakewilliams wrote:I'd love to help give advice and be coleader of your group. I've been giving terrible advice to the teenage boys of chat for a long time now and feel that this service of mine should be expanded.
References available upon request.
There is no fog rule and I am no gentleman.
Robinette wrote:Depends on what metric you use...Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?
The coolest is squishyg
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Ace Rimmer
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I think few people will argue with that placement... But I've been out of my teenage years longer than you have.
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you clearly need my tutelage so I will grant you an age-waiver.jakewilliams wrote:I think few people will argue with that placement... But I've been out of my teenage years longer than you have.
There is no fog rule and I am no gentleman.
Robinette wrote:Depends on what metric you use...Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?
The coolest is squishyg
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Juan_Bottom
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After our application meeting, I have decided to grant you admittance. You will be placed in Advanced Confidence Boosting.Juan_Bottom wrote:I'm 24?
There is no fog rule and I am no gentleman.
Robinette wrote:Depends on what metric you use...Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?
The coolest is squishyg
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Juan_Bottom
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What if they don't like me there? 
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Everyone in squishy's AsSfAT displays respect for each other. Enjoy the warm embrace!Juan_Bottom wrote:What if they don't like me there?
There is no fog rule and I am no gentleman.
Robinette wrote:Depends on what metric you use...Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?
The coolest is squishyg
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I'm joining in the hopes that SG does a web cam session 
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The headmistress welcomes you into our institution! Before reporting to class, we suggest you take a very cold shower so you'll be extra alert for what happens in Aunt squishy's School.ViperOverLord wrote:I'm joining in the hopes that SG does a web cam session
There is no fog rule and I am no gentleman.
Robinette wrote:Depends on what metric you use...Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?
The coolest is squishyg
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ViperOverLord
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Would you settle for naked ice blocking?squishyg wrote:The headmistress welcomes you into our institution! Before reporting to class, we suggest you take a very cold shower so you'll be extra alert for what happens in Aunt squishy's School.ViperOverLord wrote:I'm joining in the hopes that SG does a web cam session
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Victor Sullivan
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Can Uncle Sully be the Headmaster to your Headmistress?
Beckytheblondie: "Don't give us the dispatch, give us a mustache ride."
Scaling back on my CC involvement...
Scaling back on my CC involvement...
Re: Aunt squishy's School for Awkward Teens [Social][Forming
I'm not sure about joining. It sounds like an excellent skool, only the part where we have to enjoy the warm embrace of squishy's AsSfaT is holding me backsquishyg wrote:Everyone in squishy's AsSfAT displays respect for each other. Enjoy the warm embrace!Juan_Bottom wrote:What if they don't like me there?
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Aunt squishy does not need a man to help her take charge. You have been admitted to the school and are placed in our Gender Studies track.Victor Sullivan wrote:Can Uncle Sully be the Headmaster to your Headmistress?
It is generally assumed that young men who post in this thread admire the abundance and generosity of squishy's AsSfaT.Streaker wrote:I'm not sure about joining. It sounds like an excellent skool, only the part where we have to enjoy the warm embrace of squishy's AsSfaT is holding me back
There is no fog rule and I am no gentleman.
Robinette wrote:Depends on what metric you use...Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?
The coolest is squishyg
Re: Aunt squishy's School for Awkward Teens [Social][Forming
I know everything 
there is to know
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Commander9
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I've been invited to a Fraternal Order of Exceptional Drinkers and I'm underage in USA... 
But... It was so artistically done.
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me tooCommander9 wrote:I've been invited to a Fraternal Order of Exceptional Drinkers and I'm underage in USA...
this Site makes Alcoholics!!!!Re: Aunt squishy's School for Awkward Teens [Social][Forming
staying on topic is essential to holding a spot in Aunt squishy's School.
please submit your applications in a timely manner.
please submit your applications in a timely manner.
There is no fog rule and I am no gentleman.
Robinette wrote:Depends on what metric you use...Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?
The coolest is squishyg
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Commander9
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Re: Aunt squishy's School for Awkward Teens [Social][Forming
But wouldn't mine inability to do so suggest that I am definitely in need of tutoring?squishyg wrote:staying on topic is essential to holding a spot in Aunt squishy's School.
please submit your applications in a timely manner.
But... It was so artistically done.
Re: Aunt squishy's School for Awkward Teens [Social][Forming
Your argument is well thought out and convincing! Welcome to the school.Commander9 wrote:But wouldn't mine inability to do so suggest that I am definitely in need of tutoring?squishyg wrote:staying on topic is essential to holding a spot in Aunt squishy's School.
please submit your applications in a timely manner.
There is no fog rule and I am no gentleman.
Robinette wrote:Depends on what metric you use...Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?
The coolest is squishyg
Re: Aunt squishy's School for Awkward Teens [Social][Forming
you are a terrible teacher.. I am going to stick a tack on your seatsquishyg wrote:Your argument is well thought out and convincing! Welcome to the school.Commander9 wrote:But wouldn't mine inability to do so suggest that I am definitely in need of tutoring?squishyg wrote:staying on topic is essential to holding a spot in Aunt squishy's School.
please submit your applications in a timely manner.
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Ace Rimmer
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Re: Aunt squishy's School for Awkward Teens [Social][Forming
She won't feel it through all that assfat.
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Squishy, I'm in my damn fifties... How the heck do I qualify as a student?? I'm a teacher, you know...
Beckytheblondie: "Don't give us the dispatch, give us a mustache ride."
Scaling back on my CC involvement...
Scaling back on my CC involvement...
Re: Aunt squishy's School for Awkward Teens [Social][Forming
you are young at heart! and as teacher, you should always be learning...tisk tisk for doubting yourself.Victor Sullivan wrote:Squishy, I'm in my damn fifties... How the heck do I qualify as a student?? I'm a teacher, you know...
There is no fog rule and I am no gentleman.
Robinette wrote:Depends on what metric you use...Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?
The coolest is squishyg