Aunt squishy's School for Awkward Teens [Social][Recruiting]

[squishyg]

Aunt squishy has informally been mentoring the youth of Conquer Club for some time and decided the time has come for a proper, stable establishment where the young men and women of CC can seek refuge and gain counsel, a warm shoulder, and a soft cookie.

Members will be expected to follow Aunt squishy's advice on all matters including what to buy your girlfriend for her birthday and for which universities to apply.

Headmistress:
squishyg

Enrolled Students:
0. tdans
1. TheSaxlad
2. Juan_Bottom
3. ViperOverLord
4. Victor Sullivan
5. Commander9
6. 40kguy
7. TheForgivenOne
8. #1_stunna
9. Army of GOD
10. rdsrds2120
11. john9blue

[Ace Rimmer]

I'd love to help give advice and be coleader of your group. I've been giving terrible advice to the teenage boys of chat for a long time now and feel that this service of mine should be expanded.

References available upon request.

[squishyg]

I'd love to help give advice and be coleader of your group. I've been giving terrible advice to the teenage boys of chat for a long time now and feel that this service of mine should be expanded.

References available upon request.

Aunt squishy is happy to accept you into her school buts feels you need to learn your place. You will be placed in Remedial Social Interaction.

[Ace Rimmer]

I think few people will argue with that placement... But I've been out of my teenage years longer than you have.

[squishyg]

I think few people will argue with that placement... But I've been out of my teenage years longer than you have.

you clearly need my tutelage so I will grant you an age-waiver.

[Juan_Bottom]

I'm 24?

[squishyg]

I'm 24?

After our application meeting, I have decided to grant you admittance. You will be placed in Advanced Confidence Boosting.

[Juan_Bottom]

What if they don't like me there?

[squishyg]

What if they don't like me there?

Everyone in squishy's AsSfAT displays respect for each other. Enjoy the warm embrace!

[ViperOverLord]

I'm joining in the hopes that SG does a web cam session

[squishyg]

I'm joining in the hopes that SG does a web cam session

The headmistress welcomes you into our institution! Before reporting to class, we suggest you take a very cold shower so you'll be extra alert for what happens in Aunt squishy's School.

[ViperOverLord]

I'm joining in the hopes that SG does a web cam session

The headmistress welcomes you into our institution! Before reporting to class, we suggest you take a very cold shower so you'll be extra alert for what happens in Aunt squishy's School.

Would you settle for naked ice blocking?

[Victor Sullivan]

Can Uncle Sully be the Headmaster to your Headmistress?

[Streaker]

What if they don't like me there?

Everyone in squishy's AsSfAT displays respect for each other. Enjoy the warm embrace!

I'm not sure about joining. It sounds like an excellent skool, only the part where we have to enjoy the warm embrace of squishy's AsSfaT is holding me back

[squishyg]

Can Uncle Sully be the Headmaster to your Headmistress?

Aunt squishy does not need a man to help her take charge. You have been admitted to the school and are placed in our Gender Studies track.

I'm not sure about joining. It sounds like an excellent skool, only the part where we have to enjoy the warm embrace of squishy's AsSfaT is holding me back

It is generally assumed that young men who post in this thread admire the abundance and generosity of squishy's AsSfaT.

[tdans]

I know everything there is to know

[Commander9]

I've been invited to a Fraternal Order of Exceptional Drinkers and I'm underage in USA...

[tdans]

I've been invited to a Fraternal Order of Exceptional Drinkers and I'm underage in USA...

me too this Site makes Alcoholics!!!!

[squishyg]

staying on topic is essential to holding a spot in Aunt squishy's School.

please submit your applications in a timely manner.

[Commander9]

staying on topic is essential to holding a spot in Aunt squishy's School.

please submit your applications in a timely manner.

But wouldn't mine inability to do so suggest that I am definitely in need of tutoring?

[squishyg]

staying on topic is essential to holding a spot in Aunt squishy's School.

please submit your applications in a timely manner.

But wouldn't mine inability to do so suggest that I am definitely in need of tutoring?

Your argument is well thought out and convincing! Welcome to the school.

[tdans]

staying on topic is essential to holding a spot in Aunt squishy's School.

please submit your applications in a timely manner.

But wouldn't mine inability to do so suggest that I am definitely in need of tutoring?

Your argument is well thought out and convincing! Welcome to the school.

you are a terrible teacher.. I am going to stick a tack on your seat

[Ace Rimmer]

She won't feel it through all that assfat.

[Victor Sullivan]

Squishy, I'm in my damn fifties... How the heck do I qualify as a student?? I'm a teacher, you know...

[squishyg]

Squishy, I'm in my damn fifties... How the heck do I qualify as a student?? I'm a teacher, you know...

you are young at heart! and as teacher, you should always be learning...tisk tisk for doubting yourself.