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Help Wanted: Evil Henchman [Winner: mwaser]

Postby Yojimbo28 on Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:52 pm

[edit-dr] NEW TO: perchorin

Welcome to the worldā€™s deadliest job interview! Allow me to introduce myself. I am the leader of the worldā€™s largest crime syndicate, the Labyrinth Corporation. We are an underground organization, so to protect my interests you can just refer to me as Mr. X. My empire of evil extends throughout the world, and with the help of my teams of scientists, Iā€™ve also been able to do business in different periods of Earthā€™s history, as well as alternate dimensions and parallel universes of fantasy and wonder.

What I need is a good, reliable right-hand man, a number-one henchman, a man (or woman) as dastardly as I am who can be trusted to carry out orders and assassinate any and all targets put before them. Iā€™m looking for 80 applicants for the job. Once I have that, Iā€™ll split you into 10 groups of 8 would-be-assassins (using random.org). These groups will be sent to different areas of my empire where I need work done and at each stop, one applicant will be assassinated.

Who can sign up
You will only be playing one match at a time, so freemiums are welcome, but only if they have a 98% attendance and can keep a slot open for as long as they are alive in the tournament. Premiums with at least 97% attendance can sign up as well.

Settings
All games will be assassin, sequential, and automatic. The first three players to sign up will get a special reward. One will be chosen to decide if we will play foggy or sunny matches, one will choose the types of reinforcements we use and one will choose the type of spoils we use, if any (no nuclear).

Format
10 groups of 8 will compete in assassin matchups. The person eliminated will be removed from the competition, and the remaining 7 in each group will compete in a 7 player game. Each group will move from map to map based on different areas of my criminal empire. When each group is down to 2 prospective henchmen, these 20 remaining contestants will return to my four headquarters in groups of 5 for further training and orientation. At each headquarters, there will be one 5 man assassin match, with the losers eliminated. The remaining 16 combatants will be split into 2 groups of 8 and sent back out into the field. When those groups are reduced to 4 assassins each, they will be combined into the final group of 8. The last two survivors of that group will play a best of 9 series of 1v1 matchups. For that final series, three maps will be used from each area where my crime syndicate, the Labyrinth Corporation, operates (world, history, fantasy).

Important
- Any player who assassinates the wrong target will, in fact, find themselves eliminated from the tournament. The eliminated player will be shamed, but will still be alive in the tournament. Obviously, to win the game, you will have to attack targets other than your own. But, the final killing blow must come from the person who has the victim as their target. Failure to follow these precise orders will lead to your termination. I need henchmen who I can trust to do the job right. Eliminate the wrong target and I'll probably bring you back to my headquarters, congratulate you, feed you an expensive gourmet meal, and then throw you to the sharks.
- If a player joins a game and then deadbeats and is eliminated from the game, they will be eliminated from the tournament. The remaining players will all survive and may complete that game as a practice mission before moving on.
- Players will be sent reminders to join matches 24 hours after I have made the game. After 48 hours, players will be replaced, unless I am notified ahead of time that there is some extenuating circumstance.
- Replacements and reserves will be used in the first round only. After that, any player who fails to join their games after 48 hours (unless they send me a message explaining the situation) will be eliminated.
- As it takes a while for this many people to sign up and it's tough to say exactly when the tournament will start, I will give freemiums some leniency regarding the 48 hour sign up for their first match, if they need to wait for a game to free up. After that first round however, freemiums that advance in the tournament are expected to keep one slot open for the next round's game.

This is my first tournament, so if I left out any important details, don't hesitate to let me have it!

Game Type - Assassin (until the final 2 players)
Turns - Sequential
Deployment - Automatic
Spoils - Flat
Foggy/Sunny - Sunny
Reinforcements - Chained

show: Maps


show: Players
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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (FULL)

Postby Yojimbo28 on Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:53 pm

Third Stage (from 16 to 8)

show: Semifinal Group 1
WWII Poland - Game 8160988

show: Semifinal Group 2
Cairns Metro - Game 8108252 - WINNER: uckuki - ELIMINATED: Mizzou3181

Second Stage (from 20 to 16)

show: Group A
Discworld - Game 8042648 - WINNER: mwaser - ELIMINATED: mrbang

show: Group B
Charleston - Game 8042764 - WINNER: whakamole - ELIMINATED: Risk_Averse

show: Group C
Circus Maximus - Game 8042769 - WINNER: Banana Odour 0_o - ELIMINATED: Jay_Santos

show: Group D
Land And Sea - Game 8042775 - WINNER: perchorin - ELIMINATED: jke3071

First Stage (from 80 to 20)

show: Group 1
Oceania - Game 7466370 - WINNER: NotNowKato - ELIMINATED: Leehar
Rail Australia - Game 7533003 - WINNER: Rodion - ELIMINATED: TheSaxlad
Cairns Coral Coast - Game 7625105 - WINNER: Rodion - ELIMINATED: RSaulnier
Asia - Game 7718731 - WINNER: morleyjoe - ELIMINATED: NotNowKato
Middle East - Game 7796348 - WINNER: JPcelticfc - ELIMINATED: morleyjoe
Forbidden City - Game 7875402 - WINNER: Rodion - ELIMINATED: JPcelticfc

show: Group 2
Gilgamesh - Game 7415629 - WINNER: Enormastitz - ELIMINATED: dballz
Poison Rome - Game 7533025 - WINNER: babagonosh - ELIMINATED: shaunchef
Alexander's Empire - Game 7611005 - WINNER: GreenBaize - ELIMINATED: Enormastitz
Mongol Empire - Game 7704124 - WINNER: GreenBaize - ELIMINATED: CelticRose
Peloponnesian War - Game 7810118 - WINNER: perchorin - ELIMINATED: GreenBaize
Imperium Romanum - Game 7899641 - WINNER: babagonosh - ELIMINATED: reahma

show: Group 3
USA - Game 7415716 - WINNER: benga - ELIMINATED: paulgamelb
USA Rockies - Game 7533127 - WINNER: Xayton - ELIMINATED: benga
USA Great Lakes - Game 7632165 - WINNER: Xayton - ELIMINATED: iamkoolerthanu
Woodboro - Game 7713356 - WINNER: ViperOverLord - ELIMINATED: Gromph
USA Southeast - Game 7784955 - WINNER: Xayton - ELIMINATED: ViperOverLord
NYC - Game 7875453 - WINNER: Xayton - ELIMINATED: adam666

show: Group 4
Waterloo - Game 7415787 - WINNER: skillfusniper33 - ELIMINATED: J_A
Texan Wars - Game 7533219 - WINNER: skillfusniper33 - ELIMINATED: themuss11
American Civil War - Game 7615978 - WINNER: jemfin3 - ELIMINATED: skillfusniper33
Austerlitz - Game 7705900 - WINNER: jemfin3 - ELIMINATED: rcking21
Unification Germany - Game 7784976 - WINNER: I_AM_BOGEY - ELIMINATED: agressivo
New World - Game 7885016 - WINNER: jemfin3 - ELIMINATED: I_AM_BOGEY

show: Group 5
Europa - Game 7415905 - WINNER: tdans - ELIMINATED: shaneback
Iceland - Game 7533308 - WINNER: uckuki - ELIMINATED: opposites.
Iberia - Game 7611029 - WINNER: tdans - ELIMINATED: thunderhue
Macedonia - Game 7727036 - WINNER: Mizzou3181 - ELIMINATED: merch313
Nordic Countries - Game 7809440 - WINNER: uckuki - ELIMINATED: tdans
Germany - Game 7888119 - WINNER: Mizzou3181 - ELIMINATED: Echospree

show: Group 6
Indian Empire - Game 7415983 - WINNER: woolleyy - ELIMINATED: danalan
Europe 1914 - Game 7538788 - WINNER: sHo0t4u - ELIMINATED: woolleyy
Prohibition Chicago - Game 7664804 - WINNER: Swifte - ELIMINATED: sHo0t4u
Dust Bowl - Game 7723087 - WINNER: wilkinc - ELIMINATED: Swifte
WWI Ottoman Empire - Game 7817803 - WINNER: shoop76 - ELIMINATED: wolfpack0530
Pearl Harbor - Game 7994152 - ELIMINATED: shoop76

show: Group 7
Rail Africa - Game 7416194 - WINNER: sandman175 - ELIMINATED: evilkingjay
High Seas - Game 7538923 - WINNER: sonicsteve - ELIMINATED: Falkomagno
Treasures of Galapagos - Game 7622008 - WINNER: sonicsteve - ELIMINATED: drwho1979
South America - Game 7723529 - WINNER: sonicsteve - ELIMINATED: sandman175
Greenland - Game 7809421 - WINNER: Krissan - ELIMINATED: sonicsteve
Arctic - Game 7902637 - WINNER: Risk_Averse - ELIMINATED: Ghost_Rider

show: Group 8
WWII Europe - Game 7416282 - WINNER: irlLordy - ELIMINATED: Meneses Scandia
WWII Eastern Front - Game 7550913 - WINNER: Jim1086 - ELIMINATED: stratego smurf
WWII Ardennes - Game 7635941 - WINNER: thetiger - ELIMINATED: DresdenSooner
D-Day: Omaha Beach! - Game 7717728 - WINNER: thetiger - ELIMINATED: Jim1086
Berlin 1961 - Game 7893656 - WINNER: whakamole - ELIMINATED: magneto_acolyte
Solar System - Game 7976635 - WINNER: whakamole - ELIMINATED: thetiger

show: Group 9
Halloween Hollows - Game 7416387 - WINNER: jshorbe - ELIMINATED: 4red
Crossword - Game 7540991 - WINNER: ga7 - ELIMINATED: SirSebstar
Feudal Epic - Game 7613382 - WINNER: mike.clarke862 - ELIMINATED: ga7
Age of Realms 1: Might - Game 7718761 - WINNER: Banana Odour 0_o - ELIMINATED: jshorbe
Siege! - Game 7796334 - WINNER: Banana Odour 0_o - ELIMINATED: mike.clarke862
Midgard - Game 7899607 - WINNER: Banana Odour 0_o - ELIMINATED: italianipastido

show: Group 10
North America - Game 7416463 - WINNER: mr. CD - ELIMINATED: Ishihara
Jamaica - Game 7541049 - WINNER: jke3071 - ELIMINATED: theheadholes
U.S. Senate - Game 7616055 - WINNER: Genoke - ELIMINATED: Mageplunka
Doodle Earth - Game 7704238 - WINNER: mr. CD - ELIMINATED: Genoke
Rail Europe - Game 7787227 - WINNER: mr. CD - ELIMINATED: C_Dezi
Luxembourg - Game 7883376 - WINNER: jke3071 - ELIMINATED: Jobiwan
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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (0/80)

Postby benga on Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:07 pm

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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (1/80)

Postby Yojimbo28 on Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:14 pm

benga, you're in...and as one of the first 3 to sign up, you get to choose one of the settings for the tournament. I randomly selected spoils, so tell me - will we be using Escalating, Flat, or No Spoils for this tournament?
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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (1/80)

Postby shoop76 on Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:25 pm

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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (2/80)

Postby Yojimbo28 on Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:29 pm

shoop76, you're in - will we use Chained, Adjacent, or Unlimited reinforcements?
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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (2/80)

Postby ga7 on Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:07 pm

In, sunny please =)
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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (2/80)

Postby Krissan on Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:46 pm

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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (2/80)

Postby JPcelticfc on Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:47 pm

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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (2/80)

Postby rishark1969 on Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:57 pm

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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (2/80)

Postby johnboss13 on Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:35 pm

in please, my attendance is only at 95% due to my computer crashing about a month ago. Since Ive had it fixed it has been 100%, and I can guarantee that I will not miss any turns. Please take this situation into consideration.
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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (2/80)

Postby shoop76 on Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:58 pm

Yojimbo28 wrote:shoop76, you're in - will we use Chained, Adjacent, or Unlimited reinforcements?


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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (2/80)

Postby Yojimbo28 on Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:34 pm

johnboss13 wrote:in please, my attendance is only at 95% due to my computer crashing about a month ago. Since Ive had it fixed it has been 100%, and I can guarantee that I will not miss any turns. Please take this situation into consideration.


I should probably be a stickler for my own rules, but I see that you're running your own tournament, so I figure you'll be around. You're in :)
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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (7/80)

Postby skillfusniper33 on Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:35 am

It would be nice if you would show a list of maps, But I am in regardless. This looks like it should be a very interesting tournament.
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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (7/80)

Postby sonicsteve on Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:11 am

Dear Mr X,

I'm here to check over the tax affairs of the Labyrinth Corporation...what's that, a tank of evil sharks, you say? OK, let's not be hasty...perhaps I can try out for the henchman vacancy instead? Yes, I saw the advertisement pinned to a still warm corpse I stepped over in your evil reception area.

I'm IN? OK, cool, let's start the killing.

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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (7/80)

Postby Yojimbo28 on Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:46 am

skillfusniper33 wrote:It would be nice if you would show a list of maps, But I am in regardless. This looks like it should be a very interesting tournament.


Thanks. As for the maps, I'm not releasing the list to keep an element of surprise, but I'll explain a few things. For the first round, there's 10 groups of 8 players, chosen at random. 5 will be playing sets of maps based on our world today, and they'll be grouped together geographically (roughly...there's a little leeway for story-telling). Most of these maps were chosen at random, although I did hand pick a few that made sense story-wise. 4 groups will be playing sets of maps based on different periods of earth's history. It's much easier to run and maintain a world-crippling criminal organization today if you go back in time and lay the foundation yesterday. All maps for these groups were chosen at random, and then I broke them up chronologically. Finally, one group will be playing a set of maps based on the other kind of maps here at CC, the fantasy maps, and also the maps based on board games and such. All maps used after this initial group stage were also chosen randomly, although I did try to get a certain number of each kind of map (world, historical, fantasy). So as you can see, I tried to make things as random and unpredictable for my would-be assassins as possible. I need someone who can adjust on the fly and be comfortable in every setting.

Incidentally, do you think I should put this information in the initial post? I was going to include it, but I thought it seemed like a lot of explanation and I figured most people would sign up anyway if they were intrigued, like you did.
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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (7/80)

Postby Yojimbo28 on Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:00 am

sonicsteve wrote:Dear Mr X,

I'm here to check over the tax affairs of the Labyrinth Corporation...what's that, a tank of evil sharks, you say? OK, let's not be hasty...perhaps I can try out for the henchman vacancy instead? Yes, I saw the advertisement pinned to a still warm corpse I stepped over in your evil reception area.

I'm IN? OK, cool, let's start the killing.

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Interesting. I'm recruiting some of the most dangerous men and women in the world to come work for me and you think that a lowly accountant such as yourself has what it takes to survive? We shall see. And incidentally, why do you think it's an evil reception area? There's coffee, donuts, a few issues of Good Housekeeping, and we play a very enjoyable adult contemporary radio station, featuring such artists as Hall & Oates, Air Supply and the Pet Shop Boys. It's really a pleasant waiting area. But the sharks, they are evil, you're right about that.
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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (9/80)

Postby adam666 on Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:13 am

IWILL JOIN
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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (9/80)

Postby Yojimbo28 on Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:14 am

updated through adam666
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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (9/80)

Postby perchorin on Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:16 am

Sign me up T.C.
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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (9/80)

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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (11/80)

Postby irlLordy on Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:03 am

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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (13/80)

Postby mwaser on Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:20 pm

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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (13/80)

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Re: Help Wanted: Evil Henchman (15/80)

Postby J_A on Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:31 pm

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