Limericks - add one line

HoustonNutt · Post by **HoustonNutt** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:06 am

Is the effect it has on your brain.

supercram · Post by **supercram** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:07 am

is sometimes it drops down the drain, (2)

supercram · Post by **supercram** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:07 am

damn. fastposted by the douchebag.

HoustonNutt · Post by **HoustonNutt** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:08 am

If you weren't functionally retarded, you might have a chance.

supercram · Post by **supercram** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:09 am

my line was better.

my LINE was better, that's a pun.

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:04 pm

um...

The trouble with snorting cocaine, [1]
Is the effect it has on your brain,

When you do a big line, [3]

Beastly · Post by **Beastly** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:51 pm

The trouble with snorting cocaine, [1]
Is the effect it has on your brain,

When you do a big line,
your teeth start to grind

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:17 pm

And your ego drives others insane [5]

The martyr, St Joan of Arc, [1]

gesundheit · Post by **gesundheit** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:31 am

had a habit of snacking on bark (2)

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:01 am

she'd climb up a tree, (3)

Kayla · Post by **Kayla** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:02 am

WICKED IS FEMALE

gavin_sidhu · Post by **gavin_sidhu** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:32 am

So she wouldn't have to pay a fee (4)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:05 am

Sorry gavin_sidhu, but there were far too many syllables in that line.

The martyr, St Joan of Arc, [1]
Had a habit of snacking on bark (2)
She'd climb up a tree, (3)

When she wanted a pee, [4]

Kayla · Post by **Kayla** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:13 am

and play with her wee wee

LOL

supercram · Post by **supercram** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:17 am

and she stayed up there 'til after dark! (5)

There once was a girl named Six Kittens, (1)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:34 am

Who talked lots of shite on these forums, [2]

supercram · Post by **supercram** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:37 am

what is that, 1/4 rhyme?

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:46 am

It rhymes in my Welsh accent

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:49 am

...well, kind of. Not as well as 'mittens' or 'pittance' but close enough.

supercram · Post by **supercram** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:49 am

well i guess Welsh people will have to finish this one.

supercram · Post by **supercram** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:52 am

"pittance" would have gone nicely with "good riddance", though i'm not sure if that would fit the limerick thematically.

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:09 am

..aside from the fact that the plural of 'forum' is 'fora'.

supercram wrote:well i guess Welsh people will have to finish this one.

ok.

There once was a girl named Six Kittens, (1)
Who talked lots of shite on these forums, [2]
At the end of the day,
We all hope & pray,
That her dramas are no longer with us.

I was playing golf with Brad Pitt [1] (...wait for it

)

supercram · Post by **supercram** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:30 am

though he sliced, and he hooked, he could hit... (2)

Nyvek · Post by **Nyvek** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:34 am

though he fought with his caddie [3]

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:31 am

And beat him so badly, [4]