Limericks - add one line

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:36 pm

We all know the format (I hope), so we can take one line each and put the number of that line down to keep it easy to follow.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limericks

-edit- And whoever gets the fifth line starts the next one.

I'll start us off with...

There once was a general from Persia, (1)

cowshrptrn · Post by **cowshrptrn** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:37 pm

who like to drink lots of ambrosia. (2)

dcowboys055 · Post by **dcowboys055** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:38 pm

He often sat upside down, (3)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:39 pm

On his arse sat his crown (4)

everywhere116 · Post by **everywhere116** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:23 pm

Now he suffers from frequent amnesia. (5)

Next one: Ther once was a man from Japan (1)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:29 pm

Who looked as weak as a lamb (2)

supercram · Post by **supercram** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:13 am

And he squealed like a pig (3)

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:15 am

Whilst he danced a jig 4

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:19 am

By the way, have you met Supercram? (5)

In war you should always be wary, (1)

supercram · Post by **supercram** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:23 am

and Asia can often be hairy, (2)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:33 am

The slightest mistake (3)

Bogusbet · Post by **Bogusbet** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:34 am

Will get your arse raped (4)

trestain · Post by **trestain** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:41 am

by the stache, which is really quite scary(5)

next
There once was a mod named Wicked(1)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:12 am

Who was classed as a national exhibit (2)

michaelthefinn · Post by **michaelthefinn** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:22 am

he went out one night (3)

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:15 am

and she got in a fight...

-X

Fitz69 · Post by **Fitz69** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:40 am

and is now bound to a sickbed.(5)

There was a bald swede from Stockholm...(1)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:01 pm

Who spent all his money on a comb [2]

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:39 pm

he liked going to strip clubs (3)

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:03 pm

And drinking in pubs (4)

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:32 pm

and picking fights with his lawn gnome (5)

There once was a man who loved pie. (1)

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:29 pm

With every bite, he let out a sigh. (2)

dcowboys055 · Post by **dcowboys055** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:32 pm

Lord Canti wrote:and picking fights with his lawn knome (5)

There once was a man who loved pie. (1)

gnome?

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:38 pm

There once was a man who loved pie. (1)

With every bite, he let out a sigh. (2)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:49 pm

But one fateful day, [3]