Spankers Corner [TSM]

[jiminski]

oh, and ladies.. must get with the times

we Monki's are very progressive! We have 2 ladies and another brace who wish to 'join our ranks' .. though i am not sure that they realise it is cockney rhyming slang, involving web cams, 70's music and rubber gloves.

[jiminski]

which one?

come on Clappy! even your Memory isn't that bad...

[jiminski]

a couple pony monki quads gents?

yeah we need a little Quad practice, what you got in mind and remember we still gotta get 4 Monki's to play the map

[clapper011]

gents? hmmm i take it i wasnt invited?

[jiminski]

gents? hmmm i take it i wasnt invited?

you are the only other Monki here woman! but any more 'woe is me!' girly talk like that and the ponies may not wantcha!

[jiminski]

oh, and ladies.. must get with the times

[clapper011]

lest we forget i am not the only woman of our can now? hmmmm......

[jiminski]

lest we forget i am not the only woman of our can now? hmmmm......

catch up missy we already dealt with that .. and if you think i am playing with both you and Delia .. i am washing my hair all next week.

[deliaselene]

oh, and ladies.. must get with the times

we Monki's are very progressive! We have 2 ladies and another brace who wish to 'join our ranks' .. though i am not sure that they realise it is cockney rhyming slang, involving web cams, 70's music and rubber gloves.

so we are ladies and you are monkis ?

[jiminski]

oh, and ladies.. must get with the times

we Monki's are very progressive! We have 2 ladies and another brace who wish to 'join our ranks' .. though i am not sure that they realise it is cockney rhyming slang, involving web cams, 70's music and rubber gloves.

so we are ladies and you are monkis ?

no no, we are monki's and you are lady-monki's

... we can upgrade you to hussy-monki if you'd prefer!?

[clapper011]

maybe delia..but not I! I will stick with the monki queen thanks

[jiminski]

maybe delia..but not I! I will stick with the monki queen thanks

well the Monki-Queen is rather sticky after-all ; )

[Frop]

maybe delia..but not I! I will stick with the monki queen thanks

well the Monki-Queen is rather sticky after-all ; )

That is disgusting.

[Seulessliathan]

You guys are the ones afraid of playing certain settings. Not us.
If anything my rank proves that I am willing to play games that are a challenge to me. Not just play the games that I have mastered. But if you are more comfortable being another 1 map, 1 setting point farmer, that is your loss.

we aren´t afraid, but we believe it´s a more fair challenge with our restrictions. We have played Waterloo in fog too, or unlimited and Flat Rate, but we believe that some settings are more about luck than others.

Let me get this straight.
You Monkeys challenged us . Then you have the nerve to make a ridiculous list of maps and settings that your clan is scared to play. Since we Dragoons are able to play any map, we thought it fair that our home games be our games. You guys all of a sudden lose your balls, and cry foul, because you cannot dictate all the terms.
Well I am glad that this challenge is now canceled. I for one would not want to give you even a remote chance at complaining later that it was unfair.
Go back to the sand box, and stay out of the BIg Kids Park ! !

Let me get this straight. You guys challenged us and accepted our restrictions (nobody knows if they are good or bad, necessary or ridiculous, but that doesn´t matter, you agreed to them)
We are able to play all maps too (btw, you don´t even have a gold cross map medal?) but we made restrictions your clan accepted.
If you suddenly want to change the rules , that´s strange, no?

OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER:
All previous posts in this thread by this author, were made in jest. They were made in the spirit of competitive banter and were not meant at anytime to be taken so seriously.
I am saddened to have to explain myself and only hope that people can see the humor of taunting for what it is.

there is a difference between teasing and laughing about us because you suddenly don´t want to follow the rules after your clan accepted them and we don´t agree in that change?




I can understand that several people don´t like our restrictions (including me) but it´s poor sport to agree to rules and laugh about after, isn´t it. Maybe it better you don´t accept them, laugh about us and then we find a solution together?

[jiminski]

heheh this is first time you saw Richards post Seul...? heh it was a tricky situation for us.

anyway let us put that spat in the past.. i understand how you feel if you only just saw it but i didn't suggest we meet here to get pissed-off about the failed challenge again.

let's all hoot and frolic whilst throwing poop at the leopards, from the tree-house. Just like all good Monki's are supposed to!

[jiminski]

IMO, Clan wars should include singles, doubles, triples and quad games. How would you propose to do a 3 clan quad or triples game? I'm not even sure if 9 player trips or 12 player quads is likely to happen anytime soon. If they have to play in a round robin format, it sounds like a tournament.

[Seulessliathan]

heheh this is first time you saw Richards post Seul...?

yes, and i´m tired of all that clan war stuff and these verbal fights. Can we just have fun and interesting games please? Maybe we better turn into non-competitive and avoid all that crap?

[khazalid]

i opened up a real can of worms with my piggish chauvinism : P

set up a few on decent maps and send them over jim, i dont doubt there will be 3 other ponies to play on whatever you pick! i'll post them in thota forum when they are filled with monkis

[jiminski]

heheh this is first time you saw Richards post Seul...?

yes, and i´m tired of all that clan war stuff and these verbal fights. Can we just have fun and interesting games please? Maybe we better turn into non-competitive and avoid all that crap?

it is amazing mate! i was considering exactly the same thing Seul!

Maybe Monki's should just become a usergroup to avoid all the bullshit and bureaucracy... they are stripping the fun out of it for me.

heh, not having a fucking Clan Forum any longer is not helping our discussion and ability to have clan fun either but the imposition of infinite games we have to play but do not wish to .. and if we do not want it having to fight all the other clans tooth and nail to avoid it! really screw that! At this moment it just does not seem worth the hassle.

[nesterdude]

heheh this is first time you saw Richards post Seul...?

yes, and i´m tired of all that clan war stuff and these verbal fights. Can we just have fun and interesting games please? Maybe we better turn into non-competitive and avoid all that crap?

it is amazing mate! i was considering exactly the same thing Seul!

Maybe Monki's should just become a usergroup to avoid all the bullshit and bureaucracy... they are stripping the fun out of it for me.

You're a bitter little monki

[jiminski]

heheh this is first time you saw Richards post Seul...?

yes, and i´m tired of all that clan war stuff and these verbal fights. Can we just have fun and interesting games please? Maybe we better turn into non-competitive and avoid all that crap?

it is amazing mate! i was considering exactly the same thing Seul!

Maybe Monki's should just become a usergroup to avoid all the bullshit and bureaucracy... they are stripping the fun out of it for me.

You're a bitter little monki

how does fuck-off and mind your own grab ya ..

[jiminski]

We have no forum, Nester .. our forum is visible to all but we can not access it! (Go have a look, i call you a tosser in one of the posts.) so we are having a frank discussion here until, if ever, we regain our forum.

[nesterdude]

LOL If I could find it I would
Eh? F myself?
Tu madre chupa verga!

[jiminski]

LOL If I could find it I would
Eh? F myself?
Tu madre chupa verga!

heheh you are amazing Nest .. you can speak gibberish in 2 languages

[Seulessliathan]

heheh this is first time you saw Richards post Seul...?

yes, and i´m tired of all that clan war stuff and these verbal fights. Can we just have fun and interesting games please? Maybe we better turn into non-competitive and avoid all that crap?

it is amazing mate! i was considering exactly the same thing Seul!

Maybe Monki's should just become a usergroup to avoid all the bullshit and bureaucracy... they are stripping the fun out of it for me.

heh, not having a fucking Clan Forum any longer is not helping our discussion and ability to have clan fun either but the imposition of infinite games we have to play but do not wish to .. and if we do not want it having to fight all the other clans tooth and nail to avoid it! really screw that! At this moment it just does not seem worth the hassle.

make an entry that we are not competative atm, perhaps when we got our forum back and all that stuff about other clan wars , cancelled or played, is forgotten. Any news about all that CLA stuff?

i opened up a real can of worms with my piggish chauvinism : P

set up a few on decent maps and send them over jim, i dont doubt there will be 3 other ponies to play on whatever you pick! i'll post them in thota forum when they are filled with monkis

thanks for the offer, but atm i´m tired of playing and will be happy when that Double League is finished