Spankers Corner [TSM]

[Frop]

We prefer to play something that resembles Risk and to not have to face your little tricks and 'secrets' on retarded maps. Better luck next time.

There are no tricks or secrets - it's just that one has to adapt one's tactics to the situation at hand, rather than just making almost predetermined, robotic moves in game after game.

You still roll the dice to attack as usual, you still pick up bonuses for holding stuff, and IMO the fog just means that team communication is even more important than usual. (you even get the advantage of joining second - an advantage in the fog!)

btw - I have never actually played "real" Risk! - I just play CC

No tricks and secrets? I beg to differ, remember a certain doubles game on Waterloo recently? Don't make me dig that up, sailor. Just hop along like the good little boy you are and go Fog somebody else up.

[khazalid]

oh come on froppy, you could let them have a couple of games on maps they actually chose. surely the monkis have a couple of players capable of playing some of the oddball maps

[jiminski]

oh come on froppy, you could let them have a couple of games on maps they actually chose. surely the monkis have a couple of players capable of playing some of the oddball maps

Are you the pony scouting party down from the Shetlands Khaz? .. wait in line, we have bigger phish to ply.

Ahhh trash talk after the game is over ... novel, i like it!


anyway these games are posted in the clan forum and any monki who wishes to play in any of these games will join... if we can find 4 monki's then you are in businness.

if not, the junior ponies may be looking for a game

[firstholliday]

Monki's win.

Game over.

NEXT

[jiminski]

Best of 60 Matches
MONKI's - 33
LOW - 24

5 LOW Doubles
Game 2304723 - NYC, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN

Game 2304738 - WWII Eastern Front, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2304751 - Europe, adjacent, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2304772 - World 2.1, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2304780 - Ireland, adjacent, escalating - LOW WIN

10 MONKI Doubles
Game 2349099 - Classic, chained, escalating - MONKI WIN
Game 2349106 - CCU, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2349196 - Classic, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2349302 - Middle East, chained, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2349352 - Civil War, chained, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2350036 - Canada, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2351043 - Australia, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2354402 - Ancient Greece, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2354650 - British isles, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2354653 - Middle East, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN

5 LOW Doubles
Game 2422541 - Alexander's Empire, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2423027 - Germany, chained, escalating - MONKI WIN
Game 2427492 - Cairns Coral Coast, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2439062 - Siege, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2439075 - Classic, adjacent, no cards - LOW WIN

5 MONKI Triples
Game 2493250 - Middle Earth, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2493519 - Tamriel, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2498305 - British Isles, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2500327 - American Civil War, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2534172 - Great Lakes, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN

10 LOW Triples
Game 2573189 - Hong Kong, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2573963 - Space, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2573998 - Alexander's Empire, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2574129 - San Francisco, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2575243 - Asia, chained, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2578854 - Australia, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2579263 - Canada, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2580044 - Siege!, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2580647 - Duck And Cover, adjacent, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2581270 - Germany, chained, escalating - MONKI WIN

5 MONKI Triples
Game 2678831 - Classic, chained, escalating - MONKI WIN
Game 2678832 - Middle Earth, chained, escalating - MONKI WIN
Game 2680287 - World 2.1, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2699512 - North America, chained, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2699917 - Africa, chained, escalating - LOW WIN

5 LOW Triples
Game 2814071 - Cairns Coral Coast, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2814083 - Duck and Cover, chained, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2820786 - Australia, adjacent, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2826492 - Germany, chained, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2828292 - Classic, adjacent, no cards - LOW WIN

5 MONKI Triples
Game 2897538 - Hong Kong, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2909426 - Africa, chained, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2901965 - World 2.1, chained, no card - MONKI WIN
Game 2910515 - Middle Earth, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2912277 - USA, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN

5 MONKI Quadruples
Game 3038062 - World 2.1, chained, no cards - LOW WIN*
Game 3040937 - North America, chained, no cards - LOW WIN*
Game 3042257 - World 2.1, chained, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 3090636 - Montreal, chained, escalating - MONKI WIN*
Game 3049231 - Middle Earth, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN

5 LOW Quadruples
Game 3053724 - Alexander's Empire, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 3053734 - Duck And Cover, chained, escalating- MONKI WIN
Game 3053744 - France, Chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 3053749 - Italy, Chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 3053767 - Indochina, chained, escalating - LOW WIN

*Pending win, only act of god and/or chemical attack could prevent the registered outcome

[lt.pie]

This is shaping up for monkis v low round 2. ok i will add some kindling...Frop ,how pray tell did you become affiliated with the monkis with a poxy score of under 2000? and fancy calling the best player on cc a sailor..you cheeky rascal.

[Frop]

This is shaping up for monkis v low round 2. ok i will add some kindling...Frop ,how pray tell did you become affiliated with the monkis with a poxy score of under 2000? and fancy calling the best player on cc a sailor..you cheeky rascal.

Hahaha, the best insult you can come up with is related to my score? It's an easy question though - I'm not the kind of guy who has to stick to little tricks and secrets on non-Risk related maps and refuses to tell anybody else about them. Perhaps you could try to 'to adapt one's tactics to the situation at hand' and who knows, maybe you'll win a few more games on normal maps next time.

[lt.pie]

so according to you ,your a captain only because you stick to risk related maps and what.. bad dice? And what is a risk related map anyway? world 2.0 ,classic and middle earth?

[firstholliday]

And here it stops.

Monki's won the agreed battle.


NEXT!!

[TheBro]

Congratz Monkis!

Little tricks and secrets... All I can say is....

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?gam ... full_log=Y


Edit:

Not tricks or secrets, an act of god and/or chemical attack prevented the registered outcome.

[jiminski]

Ok Guys, We have 2 outstanding LOW wins but their result is forgone (2.1 and North America) .. not even act of god can help us, so these are marked as results in the final score!



Monki's and LOW locked-horns in a fantastic tussle, which was played at the limits of human intellect.. with a little help from the variable of chance!
The hard fought nature of the Challenge was perhaps not quite illustrated by the margin of the end game tally.

Anyway it was a pleasure gentlemen and from our side, Lady/Queen!

This is now my final update on this epic Challenge:-



Best of 60 Matches
MONKI's - 34
LOW - 26

5 LOW Doubles
Game 2304723 - NYC, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN

Game 2304738 - WWII Eastern Front, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2304751 - Europe, adjacent, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2304772 - World 2.1, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2304780 - Ireland, adjacent, escalating - LOW WIN

10 MONKI Doubles
Game 2349099 - Classic, chained, escalating - MONKI WIN
Game 2349106 - CCU, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2349196 - Classic, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2349302 - Middle East, chained, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2349352 - Civil War, chained, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2350036 - Canada, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2351043 - Australia, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2354402 - Ancient Greece, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2354650 - British isles, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2354653 - Middle East, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN

5 LOW Doubles
Game 2422541 - Alexander's Empire, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2423027 - Germany, chained, escalating - MONKI WIN
Game 2427492 - Cairns Coral Coast, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2439062 - Siege, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2439075 - Classic, adjacent, no cards - LOW WIN

5 MONKI Triples
Game 2493250 - Middle Earth, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2493519 - Tamriel, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2498305 - British Isles, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2500327 - American Civil War, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2534172 - Great Lakes, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN

10 LOW Triples
Game 2573189 - Hong Kong, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2573963 - Space, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2573998 - Alexander's Empire, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2574129 - San Francisco, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2575243 - Asia, chained, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2578854 - Australia, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2579263 - Canada, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2580044 - Siege!, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2580647 - Duck And Cover, adjacent, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2581270 - Germany, chained, escalating - MONKI WIN

5 MONKI Triples
Game 2678831 - Classic, chained, escalating - MONKI WIN
Game 2678832 - Middle Earth, chained, escalating - MONKI WIN
Game 2680287 - World 2.1, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2699512 - North America, chained, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2699917 - Africa, chained, escalating - LOW WIN

5 LOW Triples
Game 2814071 - Cairns Coral Coast, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2814083 - Duck and Cover, chained, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2820786 - Australia, adjacent, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2826492 - Germany, chained, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2828292 - Classic, adjacent, no cards - LOW WIN

5 MONKI Triples
Game 2897538 - Hong Kong, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2909426 - Africa, chained, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2901965 - World 2.1, chained, no card - MONKI WIN
Game 2910515 - Middle Earth, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2912277 - USA, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN

5 MONKI Quadruples
Game 3038062 - World 2.1, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 3040937 - North America, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 3042257 - World 2.1, chained, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 3090636 - Montreal, chained, escalating - MONKI WIN
Game 3049231 - Middle Earth, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN

5 LOW Quadruples
Game 3053724 - Alexander's Empire, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 3053734 - Duck And Cover, chained, escalating- MONKI WIN
Game 3053744 - France, Chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 3053749 - Italy, Chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 3053767 - Indochina, chained, escalating - LOW WIN

[Frop]

so according to you ,your a captain only because you stick to risk related maps and what.. bad dice? And what is a risk related map anyway? world 2.0 ,classic and middle earth?

I was hoping to have a more meaningful discussion, but as you're only resorting to cheap shots I can only retort in style (but without the piss-poor grammar and spelling).

'Only' a captain? I can see how a virtual rank obtained through an online browser game might mean a lot more to an Ozzy scrap metal buyer, but it doesn't really keep me awake at night. I don't bash noobs in freestyle (team) games, I'm not particularly keen on farming new recruits on Circus Maximus or Waterloo and I certainly can't be arsed to play 85 active games anymore. I guess it'll have to do.

Maps and settings related to the original game are indeed those that only feature simple continents and territories. No fancy bombardments, infected neutrals or crap like Fog of War. Have you ever played a single real game where you weren't allowed to look at certain parts of the board? I think not. Look at what your mate said for instance: 'you even get the advantage of joining second - an advantage in the fog!'. Are you sure that quickly taking the first turn before your opponent had a chance to check out the drop is considered a 'tactic' instead of a trick?

[TheBro]

No, it's called a joke. Lighten up Francis!


Personally, I don't think fog or bombardment maps are cheap tricks; they are part of the game. You choose not to play them, that is fine!

[jiminski]

No, it's called a joke. Lighten up Francis!


Personally, I don't think fog or bombardment maps are cheap tricks; they are part of the game. You choose not to play them, that is fine!

absolutely Bro!

And i agree; for 2 evenly matched teams, equally aware and drilled in the art of Bombardment in freezing fog (brimstone on Tuesdays) I am sure they make for fascinating games .... We Monki's are not evolved though.. we are simple, fruit-eating primates, with elementary tool using skills!

Playing Waterloo in the Fog would have been like Rommel waging war on gorillas in the mist! Christ, Benji practically designed the game

Anyway, great challenge and i look forward to evolving one day!

[BENJIKAT IS DEAD]

We Monki's are not evolved though.. we are simple, fruit-eating primates, with elementary tool using skills!

Anyway, great challenge and i look forward to evolving one day!

Congratz Jim on getting in there with that line first!!!

Anyway - I don't want any bad blood - it's been a bloody marvellous and very very hard fought contest - and the better play won through.

I guess though that I need to find some more advanced sentient beings to play those games we set up!

See you around!

[jiminski]

No bad blood here Benji!
Froppers blood is 70% caustic soda 30% Amstel anyway... he's bloody handy if you wanna get drunk and unblock your toilet!

[firstholliday]

No bad blood here Benji!
Froppers blood is 70% caustic soda 30% Amstel anyway... he's bloody handy if you wanna get drunk and unblock your toilet!

hihihi

[firstholliday]

so where is the dragonnetjes?

[jiminski]

I do believe another Challenge may be brewing!

[firstholliday]

Drag Gooooooooon come to daddy.

[hwhrhett]

yup, ima see how your no-no list works for everybody, its quite extensive and specific.

[jiminski]

yup, ima see how your no-no list works for everybody, its quite extensive and specific.

yeap we are working on reducing it by branching out into the less conservative maps...(we have an academy and everything) but we are too naive to play them in a Challenge at present.

anyway Lucky will keep you abreast. (keep one for me too please Lucky)

[nesterdude]

yup, ima see how your no-no list works for everybody, its quite extensive and specific.

yeap we are working on reducing it by branching out into the less conservative maps...(we have an academy and everything) but we are too naive to play them in a Challenge at present.

anyway Lucky will keep you abreast. (keep one for me too please Lucky)

jimi jimi jimi
I thought you were better than that

[jiminski]

better than what Nelly? (my very funny breast joke? .. i am certainly not better than that!)

[RiskTycoon]

better be careful... the Goons are damn good I tell ya....