Limericks - add one line

[firth4eva]

To take it up the bum [4]

[CrazyAnglican]

and closely inspect what's inside (5)




One thing that makes my heart race (1)

[dominationnation]

is a giant spiked mace

[Genghis Khant]

I've paraphrased the second line so it scans...

One thing that makes my heart race (1)
Is a nun with a giant spiked mace

And a look in her eye, [3]

[CrazyAnglican]

I begin to cry (4)

[DirtyDishSoap]

because im about to die (5)

There once was a man from manhatten (1)

[dominationnation]

because im about to die (5)

There once was a man from manhatten (1)

you did it wrong the pattern is AABBA you did AABBB
do it right

[Genghis Khant]

There once was a man from Manhattan


Who was always swearing in Latin

[Guilty_Biscuit]

There once was a man from Manhattan


Who was always swearing in Latin

He thought he was smart

[Matroshka]

There once was a man from Manhattan


Who was always swearing in Latin

He thought he was smart

Loved the smell of his fart

[Snorri1234]

There once was a man from Manhattan


Who was always swearing in Latin

He thought he was smart

Loved the smell of his fart

AND HE GOT JACKED BITCH! HE GOT JACKED!

[Timminz]

There once was a man from Manhattan


Who was always swearing in Latin

He thought he was smart

Loved the smell of his fart

And wiping his ass with pink satin.

[jonesthecurl]

There once was a man from Manhattan


Who was always swearing in Latin

He thought he was smart

Loved the smell of his fart

And his hamster once lived in Prestatyn.

[jonesthecurl]

There once was a Jones called "theCurl" (1)

[lanyards]

There once was a Jones called "theCurl" (1)

He always had to hurl.

[InkL0sed]

Until one fateful day (3)

[Timminz]

He got carried away (4)

[jnd94]

And forgot to give the wife her pearl

[Hadderach]

There once was a girl that liked soap. (1)

[jonesthecurl]

(not obsessive-compulsive we hope) (2)

[LiveWindows]

She then jumped in a pool

[jonesthecurl]

Because, as a rule,

[DoomYoshi]

She'd rather necrobump than elope.

[DoomYoshi]

There once was a forum game thread

[jonesthecurl]

And everyone thought it was dead