Cats, Dogs, and Mice

[InkL0sed]

I think everyone is either a cat, dog, or a mouse.

Mice are weak and pathetic, and should die.

Cats are awesome cause they kill mice and have sharp claws.

Dogs are stupid mouse-sympathizers who hate cats. They think the mice should be spared, but they don't realize that the mice don't have feelings. They are still better than mice though, cause they're bigger and stronger and can beat the shit out of cats.

Don't you see the parallels? Cats are conservatives, dogs are pinko-commie liberalo-fascists led by celebutards, and mice are non-Americans (Arabs, Mexicans, Jews, black people, etc)

[2dimes]

Sure but which one has the best flavour?

[jonesthecurl]

It depends how scared they are.
Cats play with their prey to make them produce adrenaline, which tenderizes the flesh.

[oVo]

I have both living under the same roof and it's not a problem,
so maybe the conservative/liberal label doesn't fit.

Rats are bigger than mice, unless you live in New York City
where the rats are bigger than the cats.

which one has the best flavour?

In a tamale with grilled onions, jalapeño and picante you really can't tell which is which.

Cats play with their prey...

They also get bored with the game and let them go.

[MeDeFe]

Cats play with their prey...

They also get bored with the game and let them go.

But as soon as the prey runs it's interesting again and gets caught and played with some more.

[Juan_Bottom]

It depends how scared they are.
Cats play with their prey to make them produce adrenaline, which tenderizes the flesh.

Is that true?

Don't you see the parallels?

and mice are non-Americans (Arabs, Mexicans, Jews, black people, etc)

I don't think that Mexicans taste any better than other people... Unless we want to degrade this conversation even further by talking about just women?

[Dancing Mustard]

Your analogy fails to take account of tapeworms, who hate mice, cats and dogs, and who stealthily prey on all of them in an undetectable and indefensible yet entirely non-lethal fashion.

However, once you include Tapeworms in your thinking then your theory will be perfect and we can move on from the previous 'Sheep/Dog/Wolf' school of scholarly thought.

[flabio]

Heart worms really don't like dogs.

That dog, sheep, wolf crap was just some story they invented a long time ago to indoctrinate new police recruits. This explains it's lack of scholarly merit.