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Marry my daughter

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So this place is pretty weird... marryourdaughter.org! That's right, you too can be married to a 13 year old American Girl for the low low price of a couple of thousand bucks. And the best thing about it is that it's not even remotely creepy or weird!

Don't take my word for it, listen to these TOTALLY NOT WEIRD, SHALLOW, OR CREEPY testimonials:


“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.


“My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy. Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills. I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I'm 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!"

—Nancy A.


"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

—Mr. Jack M.


“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"

—Katrina K., married at 14


What are you waiting for? Get yourself over to this freakshow before they're all sold! Hurry hurry, get them while they're ripe!
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
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lol
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A 13 year old daughter??!!

That's fooking sick....

Way too old.
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DM, how did you find this website? :?
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Random Linkage of the week on http://www.biggercheese.com

I'm afraid I'm already girlfriended up though, so it's no use to me.... also I don't have $49,995 to splash on Kristin J.

Ain't that a bitch?
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Eewww...
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Dancing Mustard wrote:Random Linkage of the week on http://www.biggercheese.com

I'm afraid I'm already girlfriended up though, so it's no use to me.... also I don't have $49,995 to splash on Kristin J.

Ain't that a bitch?
Oh, I was only going to ask for a few links...thats all.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
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hecter wrote:Eewww...
Eewwwwwww...
And I thought we lived in a world where money couldn't buy everything!
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mail order brides... i dont know about that wait, email order brides. what an offer! i just send in $50,000 and i got me a girl who isn't even through puberty, nothing like paying to be a pedifile!
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Guys wasn't marrying off your kid at the age of 13 for money done in the Middle Ages. Haven't we advanced at all?
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Iliad wrote:Guys wasn't marrying off your kid at the age of 13 for money done in the Middle Ages. Haven't we advanced at all?
Did you know, according to the koran, the prophet mohammed married a 9 year old girl.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Can we turn this into a poll to see how many people believe this website is real? :wink:
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Norse wrote:
Iliad wrote:Guys wasn't marrying off your kid at the age of 13 for money done in the Middle Ages. Haven't we advanced at all?
Did you know, according to the koran, the prophet mohammed married a 9 year old girl.
I didn't know but marrying 13 year old girls and paying is something from the
Middle ages. That much I do know
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Iliad wrote:Guys wasn't marrying off your kid at the age of 13 for money done in the Middle Ages. Haven't we advanced at all?
Well, those olden-days dowries are popularly thought of as being payable by the bride. This site does it the other way round. Feminism in action!
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Stopper wrote:
Iliad wrote:Guys wasn't marrying off your kid at the age of 13 for money done in the Middle Ages. Haven't we advanced at all?
Well, those olden-days dowries are popularly thought of as being payable by the bride. This site does it the other way round. Feminism in action!
:shock: Damn feminazis (not trying to start a debat again, just a little joke guys.)
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
Stopper wrote:
Iliad wrote:Guys wasn't marrying off your kid at the age of 13 for money done in the Middle Ages. Haven't we advanced at all?
Well, those olden-days dowries are popularly thought of as being payable by the bride. This site does it the other way round. Feminism in action!
:shock: Damn feminazis (not trying to start a debat again, just a little joke guys.)
I wouldn't worry too much, these socialist zealots are trying to turn prostitution into the main industry in Britain....just so their horrific, pasty asses can get laid...

Thats the blairite competion that has been created! Polish brothels versus russian brothels!

God bless the EU!
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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What the flip! :shock:
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Disgusting....
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Post by Kugelblitz22 »

So...Is this website serious... ...

...

The U.S. does enough shady crap without you guys attacking us for a joke site. :cry:
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God damn religious nutheads.
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Kugelblitz22 wrote:So...Is this website serious... ...

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The U.S. does enough shady crap without you guys attacking us for a joke site. :cry:
As far as I can tell, it's not fake... Then again, it could just be really well done.
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Yeah it appears real, copyrighted, etc., sick as that is...
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dcowboys055 wrote:Yeah it appears real, copyrighted, etc., sick as that is...
The rich pedophiles must swarm to it...
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this is just gross
Pleasant Chaps still suck cock.

Yakuza power.
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