Sum Up Your Life's Philosophy With One Quote

[pimpdave]

And it can't be super long. Something short and sweet.

Mine is:

"Fuck it! We'll do it live!"

[AAFitz]

"If you're gonna be a rock, be a rock. Don't be a bug."

[comic boy]

''' Its better to burn out than to fade away ''

[everywhere116]

Be a non-Newtonian fluid. Soft enough to be soothing and gentle, hard enough to resist force.

[john9blue]

"It's gonna tempt your tummy,
with the taste of nuts and honey,
it's a honey of an O,
it's Honey Nut Cheerios"

[HapSmo19]

"There's no words on it."

[Pirlo]

"Can anything be stupider than that a man has the right to kill me because he lives on the other side of a river and his ruler has a quarrel with mine, though I have not quarrelled with him?"

- Blaise Pascal

[tkr4lf]

"I love lamp."

-Brick Tamland

[the carpet man]

i got here the same way the coin did

[jonesthecurl]

"I always mean what I say. I find it saves time."

[Lootifer]

Lincoln/Twain:

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt"

I talk a lot.

[nietzsche]

It is what it is.

[thegreekdog]

Sorry, I have a few.

"Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”

- Lionel Hutz, Attorney

"I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."

- C. Montgomery Burns

"Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!"

- Sideshow Bob

"You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way."

- Homer Simpson

[Phatscotty]

"Treat others as you wish to be treated."

This can get pretty challenging, especially around here with all the anger and hatred and trolling. It takes strength and commitment, but it can be done!

[the carpet man]

actual in addition to my earlier quote i also believe that if you do not think about something it does not really happen, which serve me well

[Lootifer]

"Treat others as you wish to be treated."

This can get pretty challenging, especially around here with all the anger and hatred and trolling. It takes strength and commitment, but it can be done!

You're a douche.

(ps: I follow your tennent too )

[Aradhus]

When you splash around, other people get wet - The cookie Monster

[Maugena]

i got here the same way the coin did

By physics?

[notyou2]

If your cup be empty, reach out your hand.
If your cup be full, may it be again.

Grateful Dead, I think Robert Hunter and Jerry Garcia, a song called "Ripple".

[Haggis_McMutton]

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

[b.k. barunt]

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

Buckaroo Banzai


Honibaz

[saxitoxin]

"Remove the Earth woman. Prepare her for our pleasure!"
- Ming of Mongo

[KoolBak]

Yesterday's gone
Tomorrow is near
Forget about today
And drink another beer

or

Life's hard
It's even harder when you're stupid (the great John Wayne)

[TheGeneral2112]

"Life isn't fair; Get the fuck over it."

[TA1LGUNN3R]

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

From Time Enough for Love, Robert Heinlein. Also, from the same book, "Always store beer in a dark place."

-TG