Marry my daughter

dcowboys055 · Post by **dcowboys055** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 11:14 pm

I find the best part to be that some of them cost twice as much as others. They obviously don't have any self esteem, so let's mark their value. How's the girl who's selling for $25,000 feel when she sees another sell for $50,000? Gross.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 11:42 pm

http://paulamooney.blogspot.com/2007/09 ... -hoax.html

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 11:51 pm

hecter wrote:http://paulamooney.blogspot.com/2007/09/marry-my-your-daughter-com-scam-hoax.html

damn, and I was gonna try and sign up

EDIT: and the pic of Makayla S. is fucking hilarious

Aspect · Post by **Aspect** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 1:08 am

hey, so you can marry a 13 year old when your 52, but then isn't it rape if you have sex with her? And all that religious belarky that they throw around, aren't you supposed to consumate the marriage?
The whole thing is surreal...

I have a good surrealist joke by the way

How many surrealists does it take to replace a lightbulb?

2: one to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 1:40 am

i can't wait to have a daughter now.
oh, and maybe the site is fake? the proposal forms (fill out to propose) require only your name, email, and a 1,000 character maximum body to propose to her. apparently "proposing" doesn't mean "buying".

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:01 am

Hitman079 wrote:i can't wait to have a daughter now.
oh, and maybe the site is fake? the proposal forms (fill out to propose) require only your name, email, and a 1,000 character maximum body to propose to her. apparently "proposing" doesn't mean "buying".

the whole idea of using "proposing" and "buying" as the same meaning just proves this site it a joke

[size=0]besides hecter's link[/size]

Som General · Post by **Som General** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:57 am

funny ass site weird as f*ck though
I liked reading the captions talking about good christian values
lol

moo_lol · Post by **moo_lol** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:24 am

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/ma ... ughter.asp

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:32 am

moo_lol wrote:http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/ma ... ughter.asp

a little late

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:32 am

moo_lol wrote:http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/ma ... ughter.asp

Does this mean Ashlee won't reply?

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:34 am

I wish this site was real, then I could get a real girl

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:44 am

I love hoax sites, thanks DM.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:51 am

Heh heh, I discovered it was a hoax about 15 minutes after posting, which was mildly embarassing... but I think we all had some fun here, and it is a damn well executed hoax.

It's just a bitch that Kristin.J isn't going to write back any time soon.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:23 pm

bump *monkey grin*
but with purpose. this news story pertains to the subject at hand.
apparently, would-be-grooms and even parents are trying to sell their daughter off.
link

With profiles of young girls, outrageous testimonials and solicitations for proposals (as well as a sign-up page to have your own daughter listed) MarryOurDaughter.com has received 60 million hits since it launched last week—and, believe it or not, on top of angry letters, thousands of proposals.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:30 pm

Iliad wrote:Guys wasn't marrying off your kid at the age of 13 for money done in the Middle Ages. Haven't we advanced at all?

in technology yes. In overall maturity well that's been a downward slide for decades. I blame it on TV.

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:51 am

strike wolf wrote:
Iliad wrote:Guys wasn't marrying off your kid at the age of 13 for money done in the Middle Ages. Haven't we advanced at all?
in technology yes. In overall maturity well that's been a downward slide for decades. I blame it on TV.

I agree with that.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:32 am

Funniest. Site. Ever.

We’re a Christian family and Cheyenne has had trouble with unchristian desires although at heart we know she's a good Christian girl. She needs a husband with STRONG Christian values who will provide her a STRONG Christian home and help her to live a godly life.

Kimberly was raised from birth knowing that her place in life was to be a good wife and mother and she might as well get started on that now. She knows God put her on Earth to serve her husband like it says in the Bible and we’ve made sure she knows exactly how to do that.

Janna is a nice Jewish girl from the northeast whose family moved to a small town in the midwest four years ago. As the town’s only Jewish family it is impossible for her to find the legendary Nice Jewish Boy to marry. Her husband to be must keep or be willing to keep a Kosher home, be willing to live by Orthodox Jewish beliefs, and want at least four children.

You can't claim they only pick on one religion, though.

Sarah calls herself a Goth but we insisted she not dress in black for this photo. She reads and writes a lot of depressing poetry and it takes a lot to get her nose out of a book. She says she’s an Old Soul in a new young body and she’s already been married lots of times and she might die again tomorrow so why wait?

I lol'd