Chuck Norris

Sammy gags · Post by **Sammy gags** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:12 pm

MeDeFe wrote:The knee is a highly efficient weapon against male opponents who have not taken special precautions.

thats u should always wear a cup

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:15 pm

You have to bring something like that up.

salvadevinemasse · Post by **salvadevinemasse** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 9:48 pm

kramsey06 wrote:jesus, zues, and Godzilla got in a fight, chuck Norris would win

You gotta work on these.. Chuck noris isnt in the fight to begin with, so how is it he will win? Doesnt make sence sorry...

Salva

hawkeye · Post by **hawkeye** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 9:52 pm

salvadevinemasse wrote:
kramsey06 wrote:jesus, zues, and Godzilla got in a fight, chuck Norris would win
You gotta work on these.. Chuck noris isnt in the fight to begin with, so how is it he will win? Doesnt make sence sorry...

Salva

Your spelling of sense doesn't make sense.

Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves.

millej11 · Post by **millej11** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:30 am

Chuck Norris wins 1 v 2 dice rolls.

DIRESTRAITS · Post by **DIRESTRAITS** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:45 am

In the begining, God said let thier be light.

Chuck Norris said "say Please"

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:34 am

Hoff wrote:MacGyver is better, and you all know it deep down inside.

OMG, he's got a pencil and a piece of string! RUN!

millej11 · Post by **millej11** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:21 pm

Chuck Norris

Re: i got one

Re: i got one