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Proof That Girls Are Evil

Postby ZeoEmpire on Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:36 pm

Proof That Girls Are Evil
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"I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass"
I wanna kick your ass until your head falls off
Then I'll kick your head and kick your ass again
Why, I don't think it got the message
Open the door sucker, it's Zeo
Here to kick your ass
your ass
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Postby Utafar on Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:38 pm

you go to teh website funnyjunk.com alot dont you?
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Postby ZeoEmpire on Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:42 pm

Utafar wrote:you go to teh website funnyjunk.com alot dont you?

yes
"I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass"
I wanna kick your ass until your head falls off
Then I'll kick your head and kick your ass again
Why, I don't think it got the message
Open the door sucker, it's Zeo
Here to kick your ass
your ass
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Postby Utafar on Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:43 pm

:roll: :lol:
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Postby reverend_kyle on Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:50 pm

to say its funny junk..its not so funny.
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Postby ZeoEmpire on Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:51 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:to say its funny junk..its not so funny.

ok, note to self get new stuff
"I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass"
I wanna kick your ass until your head falls off
Then I'll kick your head and kick your ass again
Why, I don't think it got the message
Open the door sucker, it's Zeo
Here to kick your ass
your ass
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Postby reverend_kyle on Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:52 pm

yeah, whenever your on the interweb, use troys stickynote extension and read that note.
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Postby ZeoEmpire on Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:55 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:yeah, whenever your on the interweb, use troys stickynote extension and read that note.

ok
"I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass"
I wanna kick your ass until your head falls off
Then I'll kick your head and kick your ass again
Why, I don't think it got the message
Open the door sucker, it's Zeo
Here to kick your ass
your ass
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Postby Nappy Bone Apart on Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:21 pm

Welcome to 1994. Thanks for finding us. Can we have our Sega Genesis back?
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Postby ZeoEmpire on Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:23 pm

Nappy Bone Apart wrote:Welcome to 1994. Thanks for finding us. Can we have our Sega Genesis back?

I think i go back to 2006 and no you cant have your Sega Genesis back.
"I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass"
I wanna kick your ass until your head falls off
Then I'll kick your head and kick your ass again
Why, I don't think it got the message
Open the door sucker, it's Zeo
Here to kick your ass
your ass
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Postby Sammy gags on Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:39 pm

girls r evil unless u just had a great football game (tonight), then the chearleaders r all over u...but the next day its back 2 the same old
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Postby wicked on Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:25 pm

yes we're evil, stay far far away... you shouldn't be procreating.
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Postby Funny Face on Sat Sep 09, 2006 6:17 pm

Girls are evil, Wicked. But you're so bad you need a spank'in!
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Postby Phx99 on Sat Sep 09, 2006 6:20 pm

Well, heck, I'm sure Wicked and I could have told you girls are evil.

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Postby hendy on Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:39 pm

I can just imagine how long it took you to think of ways to do this :wink:
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Postby Truman on Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:10 am

You know, money isn't the root of all evil. Money is a good thing. Money can be used for all kinds of purposes for good.

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And what does money have to do with women anyway? :?
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Postby thephule77 on Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:26 am

Women reqire money Truman, that's how.

I don't care how old this is I've seen it a thousand times and it makes me laugh every time. It's funny 'cause it's true. Not all women are evil though, just most.
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Postby qeee1 on Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:14 am

Shut up Truman, it's a joke.

Also I dislike you, but that's neither here nor there.

All mathematical jokes are funny.
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Postby Helga Mückenhirn on Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:57 am

um k, men don't need money?
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Postby ZeoEmpire on Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:58 am

Helga Mückenhirn wrote:um k, men don't need money?

Turkish
"I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass"
I wanna kick your ass until your head falls off
Then I'll kick your head and kick your ass again
Why, I don't think it got the message
Open the door sucker, it's Zeo
Here to kick your ass
your ass
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Postby wicked on Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:18 am

Truman wrote:And what does money have to do with women anyway? :?


OOHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, that's classic.... come back in a few years after you've been enlightened.
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Postby D.IsleRealBrown on Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:22 am

psst...less talk more action.
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Postby ZeoEmpire on Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:25 am

D.IsleRealBrown wrote:psst...less talk more action.

what every Gay cowboys says
"I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass"
I wanna kick your ass until your head falls off
Then I'll kick your head and kick your ass again
Why, I don't think it got the message
Open the door sucker, it's Zeo
Here to kick your ass
your ass
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Postby bluereaper on Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:55 pm

Yes us men need money to buy our toys that we use to do in extra curricular activities like snowmobile and drive nice cars. And AND we want to get laid and usually it will cost us money to get some action due to girls being evil. So that math formula is dead on and is completely correct :) and also the great saying: "Woman, can't live with out them, can't live with them and you can't shoot them" :twisted:
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Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil

Postby vtmarik on Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:08 pm

ZeoEmpire wrote:Proof That Girls Are Evil
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You say that like it's a bad thing. It's fun to use learning for evil!
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