Moms I'd like to f***

Mjolnirs · Post by **Mjolnirs** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:12 am

Steel Reserve wrote:
HighBorn wrote:does it count if the milf is your own childrens mother??
It most certainly does!

Damn fine posting!

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:49 am

HighBorn wrote:JUst for the F&*k of it i googled milf look at first pop up

http://www.freemilfs.com/main.shtml

google really does have everything

Don't let him fool you, thats Highborns homepage.

kingwaffles · Post by **kingwaffles** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:56 pm

Kernal_Kronic wrote:I once had a 80 year old pinch my cheek...it was very erotic the way the sun gleamed off her moustache

Nice one Kernal.....

So why would you start a topic like this on a risk forum, where there are mostly teenagers, and expect a positive response?

Steel Reserve · Post by **Steel Reserve** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:33 pm

It seems that I got more than I bargained for by starting this topic.

But I want to thank all of you for keeping this topic on top of page one.

Like I've said previously, this sort of thing happens to me once in a while.
Mature, middle-to late middle aged women (between thirty and fifty) approachme at least once or twice monthly, asking if I'm single, if I'd like some company, if I can visit them at their place. I'm not making this up. >: ( .

Anyway, There's got to be other people on the forum who have had these kind of things happen to them. That's on of the reasons I started this topic.

carmoil · Post by **carmoil** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:23 am

Were you gonna share this part of your story with us?

I may have mentioned this already, but I'm mentally disabled, and live on assistance.
I attend a day care center as part of my therapy. Mostly senior citizens there.
Anyway, one of the employees there, she's a stunningly attractive woman.
Think old lady from the Old Nave add, only blonde and slender.
I mentioned that I'll be moving into a housing developement in a month or so,
and she said to me that when I get an apartment, she would love to come over.

"I should think you'll be lonely in that apartment, all by yourself.
Maybe you would invite me over. I should love to spend time with you,
when you get a place."

She's fifty-eight, by the way.
For a virgin boy, a woman with years of expertise is very tempting.

Newgrounds really is a better place for this topic.

Steel Reserve · Post by **Steel Reserve** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:34 am

Well, the secret is out, isn't it?
As carmoil pointed out, I also have an account on newgrounds, where I posted this topic.

If you please, carmoil, tell me your newfrounds alias.

Or are you afraid?

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:42 am

sounds like a threat to me.

Steel Reserve · Post by **Steel Reserve** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:55 am

jay_a2j wrote:sounds like a threat to me.

carmoil exposed my newgrounds alias, which wasn't a very considerate thing to have done, as it was information I wasn't prepared to disclose on my own.

But she must have an account on newgrounds, or he wouldn't have known this about me.

She knows that since we'll be interacting on the forums, it will give her an unfair advantage over me that she knows my alias, but I don't know hers'.

I think that if carmoli is reluctant to be on a level playing field with the people on newgrounds, if she does, in fact, have an account, than she would be apprehensive about disclosing her newgrounds alias.

I'm sorry if it sounded like a threat, that wasn't my intention.

carmoil · Post by **carmoil** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:16 am

My allias is the same on there as it is on here. I only have like 5 posts on Newgrounds anyways so it doesn't really matter if you know it.

On a side note, I'm not a she. I'm guessing you thought I was because of the avatar, it's actually a picture I drew for my Grandma right before she died.

Steel Reserve · Post by **Steel Reserve** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:26 am

carmoil wrote:My allias is the same on there as it is on here. I only have like 5 posts on Newgrounds anyways so it doesn't really matter if you know it.

Hey, if you go on the newgrounds forum, will you bump that topic you just linked to? As a favor to me. I'd do it, but a person who repeatedly bumps their own topic get's on people's nreves.

On a side note, I'm not a she. I'm guessing you thought I was because of the avatar, it's actually a picture I drew for my Grandma right before she died.

Your Avatar had nothing to do with my confusion.
There is a moderator on newgrounds called Carmilla, who is a woman, and since your names sound so similar.......well, nevermind.
You say you're a man. I believe you.

carmoil · Post by **carmoil** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:53 am

Yeah, understandable confusion. I read the NG BBS quite a bit, but I very rarely post, only 5 posts in more than a year.

Steel Reserve · Post by **Steel Reserve** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:21 pm

carmoil wrote:Yeah, understandable confusion. I read the NG BBS quite a bit, but I very rarely post, only 5 posts in more than a year.

Hey, would you be averse to putting the Intergenerational Love topic back on page one?

Just go on Newgrounds and search for the topic, and post in it.

If do nothing more than mention how disgusting you think inter gen pairings are, that would still be fine.

I can't bump it. People would flame me if I did.

As a favor, please?

I'll return the favor if you have a NG topic you want to stay on page one.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:00 pm

cool name for a thread deserves a bump.

Heimdall · Post by **Heimdall** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:07 pm

Pamela Anderson
Angelina Jolie

are MILFs

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:07 pm

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:08 pm

praise jesus.#christ yes.

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:08 pm

Grrrr

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:11 pm

why does that make you grr?
without sex, none of us would be around.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:14 pm

pretty much all of them, particularly Hilary.

edbeard · Post by **edbeard** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:17 pm

this is probably the only thread about milfs without any pictures of milfs.

Lucky Se7en · Post by **Lucky Se7en** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:19 pm

what about those GILF's?

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:22 pm

Ariel* · Post by Ariel* » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:44 pm

pamela anderson is way too fake, and her forhead is huge. her nose is cute though.

Not that I'd want to f*ck any of them, but the hottest moms I know are:
Heidi Klum, Gwyneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie, Gwen Stefani and Reese Witherspoon

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:08 pm

ah gywnetth is lovely. but they're all totally fuc8able.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:29 am

What this thread needs is a whole shit-ton of pictures. Then I can get my beat on like a bonobo in the spring.

Please make it so. Jesus will only cry a little.