the tragic death of Utafar! and unexpected rebirth.

Utafar · Post by **Utafar** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:47 am

hawkeye wrote:Oh no anyone but Utafar... wait he's alive. UTAFAR EXPLAIN YOUR SELF
!

hey hawkeye how about a nice big cup of

STFU

thejackofhearts · Post by **thejackofhearts** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:56 am

Utafar was a good man... A man of his word.

I did not know him, but his ghost laughed at my flame of hendy. which made me feel better about myself.

And if I were hendy i would use this quote against me, but then again, if i were hendy, i would not only be a cunt, but also and idiot.

in which case i would kill myself immediately and be replaced on conquerclub by my ghost. Which would still be less cuntly than hendy.

Sincerely,
Thejackofhearts

Utafar · Post by **Utafar** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:18 am

OMG I LIVE!!!!

Utafar · Post by **Utafar** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:32 am

after cruising the forums for merely half a day utafars ghost became bored of being dead so he went to hell to find hades. shortly after finding him the ghost of utafar played a game of risk with him...the ghost won...and so hades agreed to bring utafar back to life if he would not tell anyone that the lord of the dead(hades)sucks at risk. my ghost agreed but he stated if i say you lost i offer you hendy's soul instead of mine. hades pondered it for a second and then declined saying "f*ck no hendy is the anti christ i need him up there to bring the apocalypse". and so i said whateva and i came back through the gates of hell and was reborn

thejackofhearts · Post by **thejackofhearts** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:57 am

I find it funny that hades made your ghost promise not to tell the world, but forgot to also tell you, which allows you to tell the world

I love loopholes

Utafar · Post by **Utafar** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:59 am

exactly take that hades you stupid f*ck hahahahahahahaha!!!

thejackofhearts · Post by **thejackofhearts** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:02 am

Hades lost to Bill and Ted. He's such a noob.
and a cunt, like hendy. who, for the record, is a huge, gaping, loose flapping cunt.

Utafar · Post by **Utafar** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:07 am

and if there is one thing i'd want hendy to see/hear when ever he is typing one of his "flames" its my avatar of the creepy baby screaming STFU noob!

OMG SIMILY OVERLOAD!!!!!!!!

good bye i am logging off

Utafar · Post by **Utafar** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:07 pm

Utafar · Post by **Utafar** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:10 pm

bump for now reason except to get my post count up........

god im a post whore today

Evil Pope · Post by **Evil Pope** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:15 pm

Utafar wrote:god im a post whore today

Today? Or every day..

hendy · Post by **hendy** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:41 pm

I am with him posting him from hell sup every1?

Thorthoth · Post by **Thorthoth** » Sun Sep 03, 2017 9:59 pm

An epic tale of death and rebirth form the legendary early days of CC. It's worth being included as part of the CC Creation-Destruction cycle, with definite echoes of the Orpheus myth.
The Mephisophelian appearance of hendy at the end serves the role of a Grecian choral coda.

the tragic death of Utafar! and unexpected rebirth.

was this for the better of conquer club?

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