Who masturbates ???????????

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:20 pm

MeDeFe wrote:

One week is the most I ever went without jerkin it...I got that kid beat!

Chris7He · Post by **Chris7He** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:22 pm

I try to masturbate once every hour. It keeps my juices flowing like a river.

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:10 pm

Chris7He wrote:I try to masturbate once every hour. It keeps my juices flowing like a river.

You must eat a lot to keep up with your nutritional depletions!

Chris7He · Post by **Chris7He** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:11 pm

DaGip wrote:
Chris7He wrote:I try to masturbate once every hour. It keeps my juices flowing like a river.
You must eat a lot to keep up with your nutritional depletions!

Protein and salt my friend. It now only takes me one mighty thrust to relieve myself.

Chris7He · Post by **Chris7He** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:20 pm

My personal best is an hour and five minutes.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:25 pm

Over two weeks

It was a hard (or lack thereof) two weeks..

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:09 pm

You know, I tried group sex once, but my hands kept bumping into each other...

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:00 pm

hecter wrote:You know, I tried group sex once, but my hands kept bumping into each other...

It's all in the technique!

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:15 pm

hecter wrote:You know, I tried group sex once, but my hands kept bumping into each other...

Try and grow yourself a larger penis.......

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:06 pm

MeDeFe wrote:

Sinfest is awesome.

hrryflashman · Post by **hrryflashman** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:24 pm

highly recomended on ecstasy, you feel like you are in love with your cock. a couple of hours is no problem, although good luck actually cumming.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:28 pm

"... and I looked at my hand... It's delicate fingers, smooth, soft skin, shining fingernails. I rubbed my face against it. Kissed my palm and the tips of my fingers. I slid it down my chest and stomach down to my crotch, and we fucked like wild monkey-dogs on an overdose of Viagra and ecstasy."

hrryflashman · Post by **hrryflashman** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:29 pm

i knew i should have shut the curtains

Heimdall · Post by **Heimdall** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:38 pm

Tip of the day: Would you like seconds honey?

Foods That Can Make Your Semen Taste Better

Don't count on these foods being a foolproof formula to make your semen taste like chocolate, but eating them regularly can improve your chances of having a sweeter tasting ejaculate. Many people have reported positive results when taking the following:

*Drink lots of water - flush toxins from your body, drink at least 1L/day
*Eat plenty of fruit - pineapple, melons, papaya, mango, etc
*Vegetables - generally good for improving semen taste, but avoid high-sulfur vegetables
*Pineapple Juice - often regarded as the most effective way of improving semen taste
*Parsley, celery - "leafy green" veggies are the best vegetables to use
*Cinnamon - reportedly sweetens the taste of semen

It seems that natural foods with a lot of sugar are good, such as fruits like melons and pineapple juice. Protein is believed to cause a bitter taste in semen, which could be why vegetarian males often reportedly have better tasting semen. Just remember that everything you put in your body has potential to alter the taste of your semen.

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:36 pm

Heimdall wrote:Tip of the day: Would you like seconds honey?

Foods That Can Make Your Semen Taste Better

Don't count on these foods being a foolproof formula to make your semen taste like chocolate, but eating them regularly can improve your chances of having a sweeter tasting ejaculate. Many people have reported positive results when taking the following:

*Drink lots of water - flush toxins from your body, drink at least 1L/day
*Eat plenty of fruit - pineapple, melons, papaya, mango, etc
*Vegetables - generally good for improving semen taste, but avoid high-sulfur vegetables
*Pineapple Juice - often regarded as the most effective way of improving semen taste
*Parsley, celery - "leafy green" veggies are the best vegetables to use
*Cinnamon - reportedly sweetens the taste of semen

It seems that natural foods with a lot of sugar are good, such as fruits like melons and pineapple juice. Protein is believed to cause a bitter taste in semen, which could be why vegetarian males often reportedly have better tasting semen. Just remember that everything you put in your body has potential to alter the taste of your semen.

I like having sex with a warm Papaya or Melon...I wonder if Aloe Vera juice makes your semen taste better? I usually just put my semen on a peanut butter sandwich and wash it down with a ice cold glass of milk! Call me weird...I know.

Heimdall · Post by **Heimdall** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:42 pm

I don't "toot" my own horn... yuck

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:55 pm

Heimdall wrote:I don't "toot" my own horn... yuck

(cough!)*bullshit!

Napoleon Ier · Post by **Napoleon Ier** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:59 pm

DaGip wrote:
Heimdall wrote:I don't "toot" my own horn... yuck
(cough!)*bullshit!

He has a laquais to do it for him...

[this is one of those threads right maithaiguy?

]

Chris7He · Post by **Chris7He** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:17 pm

DaGip wrote:
Heimdall wrote:I don't "toot" my own horn... yuck
(cough!)*bullshit!

QFT... Lolz...

I just jacked off a few minutes ago... Lolz!!

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:21 pm

LOLZ DAT WAS SO FUNIE!

SAY ANUTHER JK! HAHAHA LOLZ

Chris7He · Post by **Chris7He** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:43 pm

I just jacked off while looking at pictures of Elin Grindemyr

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:31 pm

Chris7He wrote:I just jacked off while looking at pictures of Elin Grindemyr

I just blew a load looking at some nice shots of Raylene Richards...she has got the bestest breasts I have ever seen!

Say? Does anyone know if it is true that when men orgasm, they temporarily become blind for a split second. That their visual cortex shuts down for a fraction of a second?

Chris7He · Post by **Chris7He** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:39 pm

DaGip wrote:
Chris7He wrote:I just jacked off while looking at pictures of Elin Grindemyr
I just blew a load looking at some nice shots of Raylene Richards...she has got the bestest breasts I have ever seen!

Say? Does anyone know if it is true that when men orgasm, they temporarily become blind for a split second. That their visual cortex shuts down for a fraction of a second?

PM the pics. I want a piece of it.

An orgasm should last forever...

dacey · Post by **dacey** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:40 pm

DaGip wrote:
Chris7He wrote:I just jacked off while looking at pictures of Elin Grindemyr
I just blew a load looking at some nice shots of Raylene Richards...she has got the bestest breasts I have ever seen!

Say? Does anyone know if it is true that when men orgasm, they temporarily become blind for a split second. That their visual cortex shuts down for a fraction of a second?

That only happens when your looking at porn.

Ergo, don't look at porn

Chris7He · Post by **Chris7He** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:42 pm

dacey wrote:
DaGip wrote:
Chris7He wrote:I just jacked off while looking at pictures of Elin Grindemyr
I just blew a load looking at some nice shots of Raylene Richards...she has got the bestest breasts I have ever seen!

Say? Does anyone know if it is true that when men orgasm, they temporarily become blind for a split second. That their visual cortex shuts down for a fraction of a second?
That only happens when your looking at porn.

Ergo, don't look at porn

Why not? How do you make masturbation feel better?