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Postby jiminski on Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:22 am

owenshooter wrote:haiku - A Japanese poem composed of three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables. Haiku often reflect on some aspect of nature.

i am your one wish
happy2see you don't cry
one day we will play



I'd rather a rhyme,
Which is largely my affair,
As it is my time,

If i had a dime
For every do-gooding square
who threw me that line

I'd have 50 cents
Not very much for this flair
Although it was meant

to give us the scent
And structure there to repair
I will not repent!
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Postby happy2seeyou on Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:49 am

Jim has a picture
of a cock that he uses
as his avatar

:lol:
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Postby jiminski on Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:51 am

hehe he hehe
haha hahaha ha ha
hehe he hehe

Said in the finest
of Japanese tradition
no rhyming at all

*air fizzes from Jim, weight falls off of metronome, poetic juices cease*
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Postby owenshooter on Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:36 pm

jiminski wrote:

*air fizzes from Jim, weight falls off of metronome, poetic juices cease*



yes, obviously
because, your last witty line
was 6 not a 5
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Postby pimphawks70 on Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:20 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:This is retarded,
It's going to get hijacked,
and then deleted.

But I applaud you,
even though you are stupid.
Dork dork dork dork dork.




thats hilarious!
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Postby 4 U 2 NV on Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:10 am

pimphawks70 wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:This is retarded,
It's going to get hijacked,
and then deleted.

But I applaud you,
even though you are stupid.
Dork dork dork dork dork.




thats hilarious!


write it in haiku
time to bring the thread back up
bump bump bump bump bump
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Postby demon7896 on Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:34 pm

krusher was the king
he cheated and he was caught
we all said WOOHOO
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Postby happy2seeyou on Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:41 pm

Dug Carr has been gone
I miss reading all his posts
they kept me laughing
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Postby 4 U 2 NV on Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:24 am

loving Happy's sig
Could that really be you there?
One can imagine

:oops:
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Postby Genghis Khan CA on Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:27 am

Oh Owenshooter
Your crazy threads make me laugh
And poop in my pants
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Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:31 am

NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

:D
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Postby 4 U 2 NV on Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:35 am

happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

:D


you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too
:wink:
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Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:38 am

4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

:D


you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too
:wink:


NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer
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Postby 4 U 2 NV on Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:43 am

happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

:D


you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too
:wink:


NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer


you're the perfect muse
your husband's gonna kill me
don't tell my address

:lol: :lol:
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Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:47 am

4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

:D


you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too
:wink:


NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer


you're the perfect muse
your husband's gonna kill me
don't tell my address

:lol: :lol:


He went out tonight
I'm all alone here at home
I wish he was here


:cry:
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Postby 4 U 2 NV on Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:49 am

happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

:D


you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too
:wink:


NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer


you're the perfect muse
your husband's gonna kill me
don't tell my address

:lol: :lol:


He went out tonight
I'm all alone here at home
I wish he was here


:cry:


i'd never leave you
i said i would but surprise!
god, i need a life
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Postby Russianfire8371 on Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:53 am

4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

:D


you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too
:wink:


NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer


you're the perfect muse
your husband's gonna kill me
don't tell my address

:lol: :lol:


He went out tonight
I'm all alone here at home
I wish he was here


:cry:


i'd never leave you
i said i would but surprise!
god, i need a life


HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?????
I Thought you were my love...
Oh what a cruel world :cry:
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Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:55 am

4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

:D


you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too
:wink:


NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer


you're the perfect muse
your husband's gonna kill me
don't tell my address

:lol: :lol:


He went out tonight
I'm all alone here at home
I wish he was here


:cry:


i'd never leave you
i said i would but surprise!
god, i need a life


You just left live chat
Said you were going to bed
Nighty night NV

;)
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Postby 4 U 2 NV on Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:56 am

happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

:D


you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too
:wink:


NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer


you're the perfect muse
your husband's gonna kill me
don't tell my address

:lol: :lol:


He went out tonight
I'm all alone here at home
I wish he was here


:cry:


i'd never leave you
i said i would but surprise!
god, i need a life


You just left live chat
Said you were going to bed
Nighty night NV

;)


good night to you too
i really have to go now
big test tomorrow
:?
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Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:59 am

4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

:D


you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too
:wink:


NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer


you're the perfect muse
your husband's gonna kill me
don't tell my address

:lol: :lol:


He went out tonight
I'm all alone here at home
I wish he was here


:cry:


i'd never leave you
i said i would but surprise!
god, i need a life


You just left live chat
Said you were going to bed
Nighty night NV

;)


good night to you too
i really have to go now
big test tomorrow
:?


Good luck on that test
I hope you do very well
Tell me how you do
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Postby moomaster2000 on Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:09 am

Summer moonlight
touching my bed
brings gentle dream

This is just a poem, not a haiku.
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Postby happy2seeyou on Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:11 am

moomaster2000 wrote:Summer moonlight
touching my bed
brings gentle dreams.


I am so sorry
that you do not understand
how to write hiaku
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Postby moomaster2000 on Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:20 am

:( You just ruined my perfect day...

the morning paper
harbinger of good and ill
I step over it
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Postby moomaster2000 on Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:40 am

Gave myself to sin
Gave myself to providence
They don't seem to mind
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Postby firstholliday on Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:10 am

Just received word from Clapper.
Her baby is fine.
That was the best news ever.
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