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Jamie wrote:all this poll proves so far is that 14% of the people on this site are liars
The other 14% may not have any penis or testicles or vagina...so just leave them alone, would ya? :x
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0ojakeo0 wrote:
Skittles! wrote: Masturbation is great.
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lord voldemort wrote:
Skoffin wrote:Who you calling a liar? Them's fighting words.
wat u dont???
scum tell!!

i dnt beleive it
I just find it.. gross. Or maybe I don't have a sex drive. Or maybe I simply just do not need to masturbate.

Your mother is satisfying enough (I felt like I was obligated to make a your mother reference)
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I think we all know God kills a kitten every time you masturbate....its just clear that Skoffin thinks about the kittens more than most.
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got tonkaed wrote:I think we all know God kills a kitten every time you masturbate....its just clear that Skoffin thinks about the kittens more than most.
Indeed! Skoffins are half cat you know!!


Lovo, wtf?
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I'd make a sex comment about skoffin as well, but I respect her too much. That and she'd rip my ball off. Yes, ball... She's already got one :shock:
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hecter wrote:I'd make a sex comment about skoffin as well, but I respect her too much. That and she'd rip my ball off. Yes, ball... She's already got one :shock:
she knows im joking, though i deleted it cause i went to far
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Skoffin wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
Skoffin wrote:Who you calling a liar? Them's fighting words.
wat u dont???
scum tell!!

i dnt beleive it
I just find it.. gross. Or maybe I don't have a sex drive. Or maybe I simply just do not need to masturbate.

Your mother is satisfying enough (I felt like I was obligated to make a your mother reference)
a lot of girls at my school say the same thing. :roll:
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Everyone, the whole time, and there is nothing wrong with it.
In fact its healthy.
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duday53 wrote:
Skoffin wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
Skoffin wrote:Who you calling a liar? Them's fighting words.
wat u dont???
scum tell!!

i dnt beleive it
I just find it.. gross. Or maybe I don't have a sex drive. Or maybe I simply just do not need to masturbate.

Your mother is satisfying enough (I felt like I was obligated to make a your mother reference)
a lot of girls at my school say the same thing. :roll:

Lies.
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Girls don't admit it. Guys brag about it.
Pleasant Chaps still suck cock.

Yakuza power.
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QFT
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misterman10 wrote:Girls don't admit it. Guys brag about it.
I admit it. Wooooo.
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I like to tickle my balls with Rosary beads...(I'm going to hell ain't I?) :(
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Your sig is too big.

You are, DaGip, you are.
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DaGip wrote:I like to tickle my balls with Rosary beads...(I'm going to hell ain't I?) :(
I think I've heard that somewhere before.........
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Skittles! wrote:Your sig is too big.

You are, DaGip, you are.
That's what the girls keep tellin' me... :lol:
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Post by Dancing Mustard »

I hear Ron Paul masturbates frequently.
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I'm gonna give this thread a no comment :)
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I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face! :oops:
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DaGip wrote:I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face! :oops:
How big was this fish?

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Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.
I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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ignotus wrote:
DaGip wrote:I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face! :oops:
How big was this fish?

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Oh...about this big! :shock: :lol:
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DaGip wrote:I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face! :oops:
That is not a tale we need to know.
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