king of the hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:32 pm

Cuts off turkey's head from the inside and cooks it for Thanksgiving. Invites everyone to eat.

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:33 pm

strike wolf wrote:Cuts off turkey's head from the inside and cooks it for Thanksgiving. Invites everyone to eat.

*Falls off turkey tank and sends in a herd of giant turkeys to eat all except me*
NES's turkey herd!

Shadowstar · Post by **Shadowstar** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:33 pm

Unfortunately for NES, there is nobody here named "everybody except self"

*gives turkey laxative*
*turkey poops out hill*
NES's cruddy hill.

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:35 pm

Shadowstar wrote:Unfortunately for NES, there is nobody here named "everybody except self"

*gives turkey laxative*
*turkey poops out hill*
NES's cruddy hill.

Ugh... a cruddy hill... *Makes a time bomb out of cruddy hill and tosses it at shadowstar*
Shadow's stinkbomb!

Shadowstar · Post by **Shadowstar** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:38 pm

*Disappears from view within smoke using Ninja skills*
*Taps NES on back, shoves him at pile o' crud*
NES's crud.

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:40 pm

Shadowstar wrote:*Disappears from view within smoke using Ninja skills*
*Taps NES on back, shoves him at pile o' crud*
NES's crud.

Eww!
*Splatters shadow with crud*
Shadow's crud!

Shadowstar · Post by **Shadowstar** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:43 pm

*Narrowly dodges crud*
*Throws flaming kunai at NES*
NES's crud still

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:44 pm

Shadowstar wrote:*Narrowly dodges crud*
*Throws flaming kunai at NES*
NES's crud still

*Catches flaming kunai and pulls shadowstar into crud*
shadow's crud!

Shadowstar · Post by **Shadowstar** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:49 pm

*NES burns up from flaming kunai*
*Shadow wasn't attached to kunai in any way, shape, or form, so he couldn't be pulled into crud*
*Cruddy timebomb catches on fire and explodes, Shadowstar flees*
NES's flying/exploding crud

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:50 pm

Shadowstar wrote:*NES burns up from flaming kunai*
*Shadow wasn't attached to kunai in any way, shape, or form, so he couldn't be pulled into crud*
*Cruddy timebomb catches on fire and explodes, Shadowstar flees*
NES's flying/exploding crud

*Becomes crud monster and eats shadow*
NES's wearable crud!

soundout9 · Post by **soundout9** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:51 pm

See a hill, Dont like it, leaves

Not my Hill

Shadowstar · Post by **Shadowstar** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:52 pm

*NES eats log with exploding scroll*
*NES catches on fire*
NES's flammable poop

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:56 pm

Shadowstar wrote:*NES eats log with exploding scroll*
*NES catches on fire*
NES's flammable poop

HOT HOT!!! *Flies into water and is cleansed of the crud*
Oh man... *Gets on turkey tank and eats everyone and makes sure no weapons go in*
NES's world!

Shadowstar · Post by **Shadowstar** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:05 pm

Unfortunately for NES, there is no one here called "everyone."

*Mounts a turkey-tank* I shall call him Tuarkkey.

*Rams NES's turkey tank & knocks him into murkey crud-filled water*
My turf

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:06 pm

Shadowstar wrote:Unfortunately for NES, there is no one here called "everyone."

*Mounts a turkey-tank* I shall call him Tuarkkey.
*Rams NES's turkey tank & knocks him into murkey crud-filled water*
My turf

Unh... ARGH!
*Throws cruddy water at tuarkkey's jaws to make it gag*
*Remounts his turkey tank and makes it eat shadowstar*
NES's world!

Shadowstar · Post by **Shadowstar** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:13 pm

*Taps NES on the back, NES notices a hole of ripped flesh in the turkey behind Shadowstar*
*Shoves NES into murkey crud-filled water, turkey tank dies from wound*
My turf

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:13 pm

Shadowstar wrote:*Taps NES on the back, NES notices a hole of ripped flesh in the turkey behind Shadowstar*
*Shoves NES into murkey crud-filled water, turkey tank dies from wound*
My turf

*Sends the death star to destroy planet after I get on*
NES's death star! (Charge 1)

Shadowstar · Post by **Shadowstar** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:21 pm

*Darth Vader kicks you off of Death Star while saying "GTFO!"*
*Darth Vader takes off mask to reveal... SHADOWSTAR!*

My Death Star (Charge 1)

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:22 pm

Shadowstar wrote:*Darth Vader kicks you off of Death Star while saying "GTFO!"*
*Darth Vader takes off mask to reveal... SHADOWSTAR!*

My Death Star (Charge 1)

*Uses hookshot to barely save self from doom*
*Breaks the death star lens required to fry earth*
*Throws shadowstar on to medieval catapault strangely on death star and flings him away*
NES's death star (Disabled)

Shadowstar · Post by **Shadowstar** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:28 pm

*Rams the Death Star by doing a Barrel Roll, drilling through the ship and destroying the energy core*
DO A BARREL ROLL! *Escapes exploding Death Star by flying away by doing a Barrel Roll, heading towards Earth*

NES's space scrap
My turf

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:33 pm

Shadowstar wrote:*Rams the Death Star by doing a Barrel Roll, drilling through the ship and destroying the energy core*
DO A BARREL ROLL! *Escapes exploding Death Star by flying away by doing a Barrel Roll, heading towards Earth*

NES's space scrap
My turf

*Banishes shadowstar to the void!*
NES's turf and space scrap!

Shadowstar · Post by **Shadowstar** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:47 pm

*Comes back from the void by taking the stairs*
*Shoves poison mushroom down NES's throat causing him to shrink, then feeds him to a roach.*

My turf

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:55 pm

Shadowstar wrote:*Comes back from the void by taking the stairs*
*Shoves poison mushroom down NES's throat causing him to shrink, then feeds him to a roach.*

My turf

*Rides roach and makes it eat shadowstar*

Shadowstar · Post by **Shadowstar** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:57 pm

*Flicks tiny roach away*
*NES and roach get sent flying out on the street, where a car runs them over*

My turf

-ShadySoul- · Post by **-ShadySoul-** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:15 pm

*builds a laser canon on the moon*
* shoots down death star*
* destroys New York *
* kills shadowstar*
*takes over a hill in Texas*

my hill