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Postby billy07 on Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:07 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
lackattack wrote:The Anarkistsdream
Problems with authority
He's changing the world


Lack wrote about me!
I am the coolest guy here
You should all weep now
what happened to the anarkistsdream
a word from lack gives him a big beam
who`s arse did u say kiss
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Postby Neoteny on Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:50 pm

I can't figure out
Why none of my friends will play
No cards in real life

O M G you guys
ron paul is such a bad-ass
Blame the government...
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
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Postby The1exile on Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:59 pm

billy07 wrote:what happened to the anarkistsdream
a word from lack gives him a big beam
who`s arse did u say kiss


That's not a haiku.
Your post is full of fail, mate,
Better luck next time.
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Postby 4 U 2 NV on Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:08 pm

Fitz plays in the nude
His chair gets wet and smelly
Time for a new chair

Wicked sucks at risk
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Go suck a lemon
:P

Typing more haiku's
Trying to write a report
too much spare time here
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Postby happy2seeyou on Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:14 pm

4 U 2 NV wrote:Fitz plays in the nude
His chair gets wet and smelly
Time for a new chair


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby 4 U 2 NV on Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:34 pm

4 U 2 NV
Read it off a license plate
-For you to envy

(now people can stop asking me where i got it and what it means)
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Postby Scott-Land on Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:11 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
lackattack wrote:The Anarkistsdream
Problems with authority
He's changing the world


Lack wrote about me!
I am the coolest guy here
You should all weep now


Lack- We need a mod
This is general forum
Send it to Clubhouse
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Postby rebelman on Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:13 pm

my first haiku ever
is about our conqueror
his name is krusher

he climbed to the top
with lots of help from his friends
this fallacy now ends

mods are on his case
wiki has clearly won the race
reset coming now

his cheatings been caught
all his efforts count for nought
im still on ignore
Don't now why people on here don't like being cooks, remember under siege: A former SEAL, now cook, is the only person who can stop a gang of terrorists when they sieze control of a US Navy battleship.
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:36 pm

Incandenza wrote:One army to kill.
Then I'll cash for forty troops...
GODDAMN STUPID DICE!

:lol:
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Postby happy2seeyou on Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:05 am

Asked my man for help
Did not understand haiku
This is what he wrote:

CC is for nerds
Live in your parents basement
Make me some food Mom.


:?
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Postby 4 U 2 NV on Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:31 am

happy2seeyou wrote:Asked my man for help
Did not understand haiku
This is what he wrote:

CC is for nerds
Live in your parents basement
Make me some food Mom.


:?


your man calls you mom? :?
stick to baby or honey
How awkward is that?
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Postby happy2seeyou on Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:01 am

4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:Asked my man for help
Did not understand haiku
This is what he wrote:

CC is for nerds
Live in your parents basement
Make me some food Mom.


:?


your man calls you mom? :?
stick to baby or honey
How awkward is that?


Not calling me Mom
He was being a lil mean
Mocking others here
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Postby edwinissweet on Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:13 am

i just dropped a rank
it makes me super angry
um.. i love women :P

i'm freaking tired
it is four in the morning
im going to bed, ciao
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Postby krusher on Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:18 pm

rebelman wrote:my first haiku ever
is about our conqueror
his name is krusher

he climbed to the top
with lots of help from his friends
this fallacy now ends

mods are on his case
wiki has clearly won the race
reset coming now

his cheatings been caught
all his efforts count for nought
im still on ignore


your about 6 days late rebelman, get with the program :lol:
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Postby edwinissweet on Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:41 pm

krusher wrote:
rebelman wrote:my first haiku ever
is about our conqueror
his name is krusher

he climbed to the top
with lots of help from his friends
this fallacy now ends

mods are on his case
wiki has clearly won the race
reset coming now

his cheatings been caught
all his efforts count for nought
im still on ignore


your about 6 days late rebelman, get with the program :lol:


you couldve easily made that into a haiku :roll:
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Postby Rocketry on Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:27 pm

lackattack wrote:The Anarkistsdream
Problems with authority
He's changing the world


go back to programming.

Rocketry
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Postby Kugelblitz22 on Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:23 pm

Homework is due soon.
And it's very important.
But there's four new maps.
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:57 am

Why
Are we all
typing in triplets?
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Postby Risktaker17 on Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:08 am

An essay is due
But I have something else too
My brain is now goo
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Love haiku

Postby InkL0sed on Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:13 am

Oh CC I love you
Just like poo-maker loves poo
And CC loves me too
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Postby Scott-Land on Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:54 am

Scott-Land wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
lackattack wrote:The Anarkistsdream
Problems with authority
He's changing the world


Lack wrote about me!
I am the coolest guy here
You should all weep now


Lack- We need a mod
This is general forum
Send it to Clubhouse


Wow, It is still here........
Mods move threads at leisure;
But why not this one?
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Postby KiranThePornbot on Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:07 am

Look up gentle pleb,
My mighty boot soars above,
I will crush your face.
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Postby Incandenza on Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:05 am

Scott-Land wrote:Wow, It is still here........
Mods move threads at leisure;
But why not this one?


This thread could apply
to the general risk talk:
World Domination.

Haiku about dice
Haiku about busted stars
Others about lack.
THOTA: dingdingdingdingdingdingBOOM

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est
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Postby Scott-Land on Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:24 am

Incandenza wrote:
Scott-Land wrote:Wow, It is still here........
Mods move threads at leisure;
But why not this one?


This thread could apply
to the general risk talk:
World Domination.

Haiku about dice
Haiku about busted stars
Others about lack.



Unlikely Incand,
Not one post of discussions;
Just f*cking poems !
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Postby firstholliday on Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:02 am

Clap is a sleeze,
Happy a tease,
Mine smells of cheese.
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