Gah! You beat me to it.Backglass wrote:Norse wrote:Well, All I can say is, good luck with life.
And all I can say is good luck with your tin foil hat.
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vtmarik wrote:Norse, first off the government doesn't control the media. It's the other way around. Every time someone is elected President, they're led into a dark, smokey room with several individuals hidden by the darkness. They are then shown a film of the Kennedy assassination, shot from an angle that seems to come from the grassy knoll, and they ask the candidate "Any questions?" to which the president-elect responds "What's my agenda?"
Secondly, it wasn't the Bilderberg Group, it was the Pentavreten. They run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado known as "The Meadows."
Do you know who's in that group? The Queen, the Vatican, the Getties, the Rothchilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits-up.
EDIT: Don't try to out-crazy me pal, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
Hey DU, try this one on for size. It's as good as anything else you've got!:
It's a well known fact that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as "The Pentavret", who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado known as "The Meadows". So, who's in this "Pentavret"? The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.
Posted by: Badger at May 24, 2004 11:54 AM
sully800 wrote:moo_lol wrote:The1exile wrote:moo_lol wrote:I charge vtmarik with unoriginality and plagiarism.
Or just knowledge of the Pentavreten.
No, he copied this person's phrasing, too.
What if they're actually the same person?? Maybe you're just trying to cover it up!!1! OMFG CONSPIRACY
Isn't this a Bill Hicks line? Or do you just read 'Preacher' comics? Either way, I like you even more than I did before I read that post...vtmarik wrote:Every time someone is elected President, they're led into a dark, smokey room with several individuals hidden by the darkness. They are then shown a film of the Kennedy assassination, shot from an angle that seems to come from the grassy knoll, and they ask the candidate "Any questions?" to which the president-elect responds "What's my agenda?"
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.

Army of GOD wrote:This thread is now about my large penis

strike wolf wrote:Xtra and Jay. As for your first post, I agree. Bush definitely wasn't smart enough.
JESUS SAVES!!!PLAYER57832 wrote:Too many of those who claim they don't believe global warming are really "end-timer" Christians.
jay_a2j wrote:The poll is inaccurate. There should be another option...Shadow government or something.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
Neutrino wrote:Every time I read one of Jay's conspiracy theory posts (or, in fact, any of his posts) I always search for any evidence that he has actually been joking for the last year or so; he dosen't actually believe any of the crazy, nonsensical, contradictory and paranoid things he's been posting. Unfortunatly, all this effort has been in vain.
The SHADOW-GOVERNMENT is making the ALIENS implant MICROCHIPS in our HEADS so they can CONTROL us and turn us into soldiers for the ANTI-CHRIST!![]()
Phew. It's hard keeping all this TRUTH inside me.
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is now about my large penis
