The Pleasant Chaps

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:24 am

The norse on Sunday - Scare mongering and neo-nationalism for the modern pleasent chap

AnarkistsDream is said to be out on bail, after a punch-up in a bar. It is thought that an arguement occured at 8.30pm in a biker-pub. My sources can reveal that a big hurley biker approached nark, and stated "U R teh Sux0r", to which nark responded "NO WAI1!!1!". A fight then ensued, with nark beating many unwitting stander-bys ..........
Polish Immigrants are said to have been involved.

DancingMustard is launching his own brand of "loving" it has been alleged. Instead of purchasing drinks and coming out with cheesy chat-up lines, he has decided to feign interest in classical literatary works, to attract wealthy and sophisticated lovers. It has been reported that he will regularly use "What's in a name? That which we call a rose" to introduce himself. On one occassion, he was caught out, and attacked with a knife by a dissapointed classicist. Police say that it "didn't cut the mustard"........ Romanian illegal immigrants have since been deported.

England won the world cup in Rugby, after the fucking paddy biased referee bastard was shot, and his pathetic decisions overturned.

Vacancies:

Aboriginal woman, for fast track, politically correct career.
Fat bloke, to make us laugh.

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:34 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Norse wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:Skoffin could kill 2 birds with one stone as i believe she is female.
What we need is an ethnic minority australian woman.
I'll write 'aborigine' on the shopping list right now.

Do we have a token fat dude btw? I always think that a comedy fat person is essential to this kind of operation... like the chap in 8-Mile that hung around in the background to make amusing comments about food and ladies every now and then...

could you pleasant chaps not use the word dude, it is very annoying. i thought our chunky guy was BK.

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 11:04 am

Norse wrote: Vacancies:

Aboriginal woman, for fast track, politically correct career.
Fat bloke, to make us laugh.

I'll take it.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 11:06 am

Nickbaldwin wrote:
Norse wrote: Vacancies:

Aboriginal woman, for fast track, politically correct career.
Fat bloke, to make us laugh.
I'll take it.

You're already in you numpty!

However, you can train the new fat recruit up.

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 11:21 am

I guess I'm just hostile to rival fat blokes

hahaaa

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 12:07 pm

Fatty politics....so brutal.

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 12:24 pm

I'm a fatty purist.

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 12:54 pm

diddle wrote:do you happen to need a 15 year old english schoolboy?

taken

Avron · Post by **Avron** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:35 pm

I'm cunky-ish and blokeish. I crave attention =/

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:25 am

firth4eva wrote:
diddle wrote:do you happen to need a 15 year old english schoolboy?
taken

who's not secretly gay?

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:31 am

Avron wrote:I'm cunky-ish and blokeish. I crave attention =/

couild someone please tell me what "cunky-ish" means. is that spunk from a c&^t.

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:34 am

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:29 am

Nickbaldwin wrote:NEXT

Notice no smiley.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:52 am

Anyone for a few doubles games v me n nark?

PM one of us for the details

kalishnikov · Post by **kalishnikov** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:10 pm

Norse wrote:Anyone for a few doubles games v me n nark?

PM one of us for the details

Gladly. Let me see if my partner is still around, if he is I'll pm you or AD.

What settings do you guys like?

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:24 pm

Norse wrote:Anyone for a few doubles games v me n nark?

PM one of us for the details

Do you chaps do triples? I need to pick up some points from some people, and you to appear to be on a roll... wondered if you could help me climb the slippery ladder to conqueror?

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:27 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Norse wrote:Anyone for a few doubles games v me n nark?

PM one of us for the details
Do you chaps do triples? I need to pick up some points from some people, and you to appear to be on a roll... wondered if you could help me climb the slippery ladder to conqueror?

Set up some games... Preferably no cards...

PM us the details... I'm sure we'd join.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:27 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Norse wrote:Anyone for a few doubles games v me n nark?

PM one of us for the details
Do you chaps do triples? I need to pick up some points from some people, and you to appear to be on a roll... wondered if you could help me climb the slippery ladder to conqueror?

We've not dabbled there yet......making this an ideal oppurtunity to venture into the world of 3somes...

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:28 pm

3somes... With DM...???

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:30 pm

Why not? You always said you might think about keeping an open mind as to this.....ok you were drunk, but I think it is time to "explore"...

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:31 pm

Norse wrote:Why not? You always said you might think about keeping an open mind as to this.....ok you were drunk, but I think it is time to "explore"...

You promised me that the third would at least be a chick!!!

Although, I suppose DM could very well be one of the chicks with dicks that I hear so much about from Ronnie...

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:32 pm

Think my slots are all taken at the moment, but I'll let you know the minute they get freed up.

If you know what I mean.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:33 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Think my slots are all taken at the moment, but I'll let you know the minute they get freed up.

If you know what I mean.

Not a problem, we can usually find ways of jamming them in.

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:36 pm

Fucking mustard...

Buy premium, ya cheap bastard.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:36 pm

Apparently you have to pay $20 before you can do crazy stuff like that...

The Pleasant Chaps

Greecepwns for pleasent chap?