Sexiest Historical Figures (With Pics!)

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:36 am

Hey, Joan was pretty hot.

jiminski · Post by **jiminski** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:39 am

Elvis was a very beautiful man!

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:42 am

Stopper wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
vtmarik wrote:Catherine the Great:

...Russian Rulers have never really been my thing.
I hope you're not ruling out Catherine the Great on the rather superficial grounds of her less-than-perfect looks.

Legend has it, that she was a bit of a goer...

No no, Russian rulers tend to be a bit, shall we say, ruthless when we go out?

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:42 am

I'm surprised no one has done this..

JESUS! He's bathing in the clouds AND has an emo fringe. How much hotter can you get?

skulkrinbait · Post by **skulkrinbait** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:55 am

0ojakeo0 wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

Simonov · Post by **Simonov** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:58 am

baroness Fanny Pistor

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:00 am

jiminski wrote:

Elvis was a very beautiful man!

thats sick u can see his balls

sam_levi_11 · Post by **sam_levi_11** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:02 am

Skittles! wrote:I'm surprised no one has done this..

JESUS! He's bathing in the clouds AND has an emo fringe. How much hotter can you get?

i knew jesus emo. all that ill die for u crap. plus i now like him, dont beleive in him, but thats proof he was emo. he prolly put himself on the cross.

Harijan · Post by **Harijan** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:21 am

sam_levi_11 wrote: thats sick u can see his balls

Yeah, but he can't see his balls, so it all works out.

mr. incrediball · Post by **mr. incrediball** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:21 am

sam_levi_11 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:I'm surprised no one has done this..

JESUS! He's bathing in the clouds AND has an emo fringe. How much hotter can you get?
i knew jesus emo. all that ill die for u crap. plus i now like him, dont beleive in him, but thats proof he was emo. he prolly put himself on the cross.

he nailed both his hands to a piece of wood?

he IS lord of all men!

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:28 am

Stopper wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
vtmarik wrote:Catherine the Great:

...Russian Rulers have never really been my thing.
I hope you're not ruling out Catherine the Great on the rather superficial grounds of her less-than-perfect looks.

Legend has it, that she was a bit of a goer...

A bit?

PE24 · Post by **PE24** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:02 pm

What you gona do when this guy come's and chat's you up? You get in his bed of course, no matter what sexuality you are, what sex you are, but you can' resist the charm and the brilliant bedroom boom!

LOL!

jiminski · Post by **jiminski** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:12 am

sam_levi_11 wrote:
jiminski wrote:

Elvis was a very beautiful man!
thats sick u can see his balls

I thought it was the toe of a camel.

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:41 pm

The hottest man EVER!!!!

AndrewLC · Post by **AndrewLC** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:04 pm

Gary Buesy is sexy

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:07 pm

Marie Louise, Napoleon's second wife!

Guiscard · Post by **Guiscard** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:42 pm

AndrewLC wrote:Gary Buesy is sexy

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:09 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:The hottest man EVER!!!!

I'd do him. Seriously. If he'd have me. He wouldn't.

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:20 pm

Guiscard wrote:
AndrewLC wrote:Gary Buesy is sexy

Oh, thanks a lot, Guiscard. Now, I'll never be able to watch a shitty third-rate movie without thinking of shitty third-rate Tory politicians.

Bavarian Raven · Post by **Bavarian Raven** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:47 pm

...cathrine the great wasn't russian...cough...cough...

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:51 pm

Bavarian Raven wrote:...cathrine the great wasn't russian...cough...cough...

You sound a bit hoarse.

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 3:50 pm

Stopper wrote:
Bavarian Raven wrote:...cathrine the great wasn't russian...cough...cough...
You sound a bit hoarse.

Can't let this go. Everyone ignored my effort.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:04 pm

Stopper wrote:
Oh, thanks a lot, Guiscard. Now, I'll never be able to watch a shitty third-rate movie without thinking of shitty third-rate Tory politicians.

You know, Boris is a legend. Even if you dislike his tory-boy style, you've got to love his honesty.

Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix, and stay conscious.

Yes, cannabis is dangerous, but no more than other perfectly legal drugs. It's time for a rethink, and the Tory party - the funkiest, most jiving party on Earth - is where it's happening.

I forgot that to rely on a train, in Blair's Britain, is to engage in a crapshoot with the devil.

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.

(portsmouth is) one of the most depressed towns in southern England, a place that is arguably too full of drugs, obesity, underachievement and Labour MPs

silvanricky · Post by **silvanricky** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:45 pm

Admit it. She was hot back in the day.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:47 pm

That's a bit before my day...