**Flashback.**
It’s 2005. Lance Armstrong wins a record 7th straight Tour de France. A record 13th hurricane is recorded, breaking the old record of 12. An earthquake in Southeast Asia devastates the land. The Edmonton Eskimos defeat the Montreal Alouettes 38-35 in an overtime thriller to win the 93rd Grey Cup (sorry Lack). Conquer Club is but a small glimmer in one man’s eye.
**Flashforward.**
It’s 2006. Donatello, I mean some guy named Lackattack, launches Conquer Club, an online World Domination website. It’s meager, humble, you could say. A few maps are available for play, the forum is in its infancy, yeerkkiller and yeerkkiller1 become the first multi busted, and the Game 1 is started.
**Flashforward.**
It’s early 2007. Conquer Club celebrates its first official birthday while pummeling other World Domination websites to the side as it climbs higher and higher into the stratosphere. Dozens of maps are playable, tournaments are aplenty, spam is overflowing, and Game 500,000 is started.
**Flashforward.**
It’s present day. The forum is abuzz for Game 1,000,000. Everyone is rearing up, getting ready for the milestone to click into existence. It’s only a matter of time...and that time is NOW! Lets close out 1,000,000 games of dedicated users with some of the oldest and most loyal members of Conquer Club that have been with us since the beginning. And lets kick off the next Million Games with a chaotically delightful Battle Royale for Game 1,000,001.
Conquer Club, enjoy!
--Andy
