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Postby AK_iceman on Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:39 am

OK, i know its lame but i want you all to be brutally honest and post exactly what you think living in alaska must be like.
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Postby areyouincahoots on Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:40 am

igloos!!! :D :D
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Re: Alaska rumors

Postby vtmarik on Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:41 am

AK_iceman wrote:OK, i know its lame but i want you all to be brutally honest and post exactly what you think living in alaska must be like.


No, I won't play your game.

It must be like living in Alaska.
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Postby johnnyrotten on Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:41 am

Having polar bears to ride around on instead of cars.
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Postby AK_iceman on Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:51 am

lol, pretty funny so far but I have heard all these before.

igloos - we have them, but i have never seen one being used to live in

polar bears as transportation - rumor. i have seen a polar bear, but it was in our zoo. we dont use them to ride on
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Postby areyouincahoots on Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:54 am

AK_iceman wrote:polar bears as transportation - rumor. i have seen a polar bear, but it was in our zoo. we dont use them to ride on


DARN IT!! I was really looking forward to riding around on a polar bear when I come to visit you!!!!
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Postby macwin on Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:10 am

swimming pools and palm trees?? :wink:
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Postby AK_iceman on Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:15 am

macwin wrote:swimming pools and palm trees?? :wink:

only when its in a picture on the wall
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Postby macwin on Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:34 am

only when its in a picture on the wall


You have walls?? :wink:
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Postby Scorba on Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:08 am

I understand that during winter men's nipples often outsize their manhoods. Is this true?
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Postby HighBorn on Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:13 am

i heard they have eskimo kisses so there lips dont stick together
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Postby jay_a2j on Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:08 am

I hear that there's alot of "yellow snow".
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Postby HighBorn on Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:12 am

dont eat the yellow snow!!
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Postby rocksolid on Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:16 am

Killer mosquitoes this time of year?
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Postby jay_a2j on Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:35 am

Something like 10:1 ratio of men to women.
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Postby Phobia on Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:44 am

i would really like to live in alaska :) ive always wanted to live in a nice snowy place so i can become master snowboarder :P
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Postby Machiavelli on Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:45 am

I heard the have hotels made out of all ice
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Postby reverend_kyle on Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:52 pm

people have sex with dead bodies?
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Postby Capt Killroy on Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:05 am

I STILL GOT THOSE ICECUBES FOR YA AK LOLi know its beautiful there 24hrs of day light in the summer 24hrs of darkness in winter you have two seasons warm and f*cking COLD so cold that your tires can blow from the cold uh ak am i right?
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Postby TitusFinn on Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:10 am

Don't you guys all look like this?

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Postby AK_iceman on Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:15 am

nah, we dont look like that down here. maybe farther north like prudhoe bay or something where it gets up down to -60 F. :?
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Postby Ronaldinho on Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:17 am

Doesent pingu live there?

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Postby AK_iceman on Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:23 am

We actually dont have penguins in Alaska, not sure about pingu tho... :P

edit: thats a really creepy sig ronaldinho :?
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Postby TitusFinn on Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:24 am

What's Alaska's famous export? Like Idaho it's potatoes. And how many Russians do you have living there? Have you ever come across a polar bear? Do you have dogs and a sled? What's the main issue, politically there now? :D
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Postby Ronaldinho on Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:29 am

You get BIG fish in Alaska!!!!

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