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btownmeggy
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by btownmeggy Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:01 am
ignotus wrote: A JOKE:
A guy runs into a Sperm bank with a mask over his face and a gun in his hand. Grabs the first nurse and shouts at her: -Open the safe!
Nurse: -But this is a Sperm bank...
Guy: -Open it anyway!
Nurse opens and the guy says to her: -Take the third bottle from the left.
Nurse: -But Sir, this is a Sperm bank...
Guy: -Now drink it!
Nurse: -But this is a Sperm bank...
Guy: -Do it!
With a bitter expression on her face Nurse swallows the whole bottle. Then the guy takes of his mask and saids to the nurse: -Didn't I tell you you could do it Susie?
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by Psilocbin Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:38 pm
susie got pwnxxorz!!!11
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by hecter Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:52 pm
ignotus wrote: A JOKE:
A guy runs into a Sperm bank with a mask over his face and a gun in his hand. Grabs the first nurse and shouts at her: -Open the safe!
Nurse: -But this is a Sperm bank...
Guy: -Open it anyway!
Nurse opens and the guy says to her: -Take the third bottle from the left.
Nurse: -But Sir, this is a Sperm bank...
Guy: -Now drink it!
Nurse: -But this is a Sperm bank...
Guy: -Do it!
With a bitter expression on her face Nurse swallows the whole bottle. Then the guy takes of his mask and saids to the nurse: -Didn't I tell you you could do it Susie?
I hope that bastard got arrested...
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by Ronaldinho Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:56 pm
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by glide Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:42 am
we had a good feed of oysters this week.........anybody need any shells?
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Syzygy
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by Syzygy Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:07 am
Cool, but what would one do with so many oyster shells?
static_ice
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by static_ice Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:16 am
be cheap for valentines day?
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Syzygy
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by Syzygy Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:20 am
static_ice wrote: be cheap for valentines day?
Honey, look what I made for you.
The Weird One
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by The Weird One Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:14 pm
Syzygy wrote: Cool, but what would one do with so many oyster shells?
better than gravel for driveways.
sheepofdumb wrote: I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
The Weird One
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by The Weird One Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:15 pm
a much more recent pic of me than the last one I put on here.
sheepofdumb wrote: I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
static_ice
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by static_ice Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:19 pm
The Weird One wrote:
a much more recent pic of me than the last one I put on here.
that's the exact same one than the last one you put up
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The Weird One
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by The Weird One Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:20 pm
bull shit!!!!
sheepofdumb wrote: I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
The Weird One
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by The Weird One Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:21 pm
Here it is (it's about a year old now).
sheepofdumb wrote: I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
muy_thaiguy
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by muy_thaiguy Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:23 pm
What state are you in?
"Eh, whatever."
static_ice
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by static_ice Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:23 pm
The Weird One wrote: Here it is (it's about a year old now).
I think you posted that already too... I remember something about you having a mohawk and explaining it was a dare...
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The Weird One
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by The Weird One Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:25 pm
that is the ONLY one I've posted before (unless I've forgotten)
sheepofdumb wrote: I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
static_ice
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by static_ice Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:26 pm
The Weird One wrote: that is the ONLY one I've posted before (unless I've forgotten)
I am certain you posted at least 2 pics, and the first one (today) was one of those 2
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The Weird One
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by The Weird One Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:28 pm
sheepofdumb wrote: I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
muy_thaiguy
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by muy_thaiguy Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:29 pm
muy_thaiguy wrote: What state are you in?
"Eh, whatever."
The Weird One
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by The Weird One Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:30 pm
me????
sheepofdumb wrote: I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
muy_thaiguy
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by muy_thaiguy Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:31 pm
Oh, thought the girl in the pic looked familiar, that's all.
"Eh, whatever."
The Weird One
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by The Weird One Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:31 pm
oh.
sheepofdumb wrote: I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
misterman10
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by misterman10 Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:29 pm
A picture of my foot:
Pleasant Chaps still suck cock.
