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Avron · Post by **Avron** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:14 pm

jnd94 wrote:RANDOM AND FUNNY FACT:
In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent
of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to
have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had
F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.

Thats not true you fucktard. Its just a theory and has never been fucking proven.

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:44 am

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:45 am

Iliad wrote:Post

Please illiterate...

Avron · Post by **Avron** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:07 am

Hecter I feel like shit on a stick...=/

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:09 am

I'd hug ya man, but I don't want mono!

PS I'm sorry you have mono and feel like shit on a stick...

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:41 am

Mono sucks. I had it when I was in middle school. I didn't feel like doing anything. I feel for you.

Avron · Post by **Avron** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:24 am

I'm in this stage now where I can't stop coughing up shit, I have like a garbage full of spit, thats fucking gross.

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:34 am

Greetings Fools!

I get my long awaited GCSE results today! And if I didn't get a B in Maths, I'm pretty much screwed! I did well on the exams, but I clucked up the Coursework, so it's all rather tense ATM.

I'll let you know how I did later.

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:41 am

hecter wrote:
Iliad wrote:Post
Please illiterate...

Oh that post was FUNNY! I gotta say Beastly can entertain

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:07 am

Avron · Post by **Avron** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:58 am

I'm gonna hire Duke Nukem to rip of your head and shit down your throat Iliad.

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:35 am

Avron wrote:I'm in this stage now where I can't stop coughing up shit, I have like a garbage full of spit, thats fucking gross.

I did that for about two weeks. It was nasty.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:25 am

Avron wrote:I'm in this stage now where I can't stop coughing up shit, I have like a garbage full of spit, thats fucking gross.

well I've been sick since Friday, it started as a big sore throat, then it went away but my nose was plugged solid, and now it mutated into a cough

and yes I produce much phleg-m

on top of that my teeth hurt after an ortho appointment yesterday, they like physically pushed them tighter and it hurts to chew

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:36 am

So, that must be you in your avatar, then. That's the picture in my mind, anyway.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:37 am

rofl true except I won't make an indentation into your shoulder

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:38 am

aloha

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:40 am

That means "hello" and "goodbye" in Hawaii.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:43 am

it also means "love" I think...

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:46 am

so then hello to people I like, and goodbye to annoying n00bs. Plus, I love cheesecake.....

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:50 am

cheesecake?
a cake made out of cheese

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:53 am

Also known as a cheesy cake made of cheese, or a cake that is cheesy.

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:56 am

firth4eva wrote:cheesecake?
a cake made out of cheese

cream cheese, heavily creamy.

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:59 am

Heavily, or heavenly?

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:49 pm

Avron wrote:
jnd94 wrote:RANDOM AND FUNNY FACT:
In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent
of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to
have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had
F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.
Thats not true you fucktard. Its just a theory and has never been fucking proven.

just remembered: another theory is that it came from the German word "frichen" which means "to strike"... eventually it branched out to "f*ck" and "friggin"/"fricken"

Avron · Post by **Avron** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:50 pm

Is anyone gonna join this damn clan match?