Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Daring Overlord5 · Post by **Daring Overlord5** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:56 am

This is how the game works, the rules are simple, you wish for something, and the following poster grants your wish, but at an ironic cost.

I.E.

Me: I wish I had some pie!

Next poster: Wish Granted! But the pie is too hot and you somehow burn your ear off.

Same poster: I wish i was an NBA player....

And so on and so forth...
I'll start off!

I wish i had a million dollars

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:02 pm

WISH GRANTED BUT THE MONEY IS COUNTERFEIT AND YOU END UP IN JAIL

I WISH MIDDLESBROUGH WERE THE BEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE WORLD

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:18 pm

Already been done.

-X

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:27 pm

XenHu wrote:Already been done.

-X

Granted, but people will never learn to use the forum search.

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:51 pm

XenHu wrote:Already been done.

-X

Read the rules

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:51 pm

I wish I could fly

Wild_Tiger · Post by **Wild_Tiger** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:19 pm

wish granted, but american jet fighters shoot you down.

I wish you are a retard.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:44 pm

Granted! thus i'm talking to you, which no self-respecting person would do!

I wish Jenna jameson would give me a BJ

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:57 pm

Granted, but she is now 90 years old and had a sex change.

I wish for super strength

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:59 pm

Granted, but you are so heavy that you fall to the earths core and burn and die

I wish i were awesom... (oh wait, thats already true)
I wish I were not so hot

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:02 pm

Granted, but you freeze in Hawaii and die of cold in Alaska.

I wish to be the greatest athlete in the world

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:04 pm

granted, but you get busted for using roids and get mobbed

I wish I could put a sword down my throat (this is gonna go bad, I can tell)

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:15 pm

Granted, but you end up bleeding internaly, and stick the sword through your nads.

I wish for immortality

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:18 pm

granted. 'nuff said.

I wish I could control when dwilight opened.

Aimless · Post by **Aimless** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:23 pm

Granted, but replace the phrase "could control" with "will never again" and "when dwilight opened" with "have sex."

I wish I had more wishes.

The Kurgan · Post by **The Kurgan** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:39 pm

Granted, but you have so many that you drown in a giant pool of all the things you wished for.

I wish I could play guitar like Hendrix.

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:45 pm

misterman10 wrote:
XenHu wrote:Already been done.

-X

Read the rules

I did. And it's already been done..

-X

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:55 pm

The Kurgan wrote:Granted, but you have so many that you drown in a giant pool of all the things you wished for.

I wish I could play guitar like Hendrix.

granted, but whilst setting your guitar on fire you catch alight and have a fiery death

i wish i was a genius

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:56 pm

diddle wrote:
The Kurgan wrote:Granted, but you have so many that you drown in a giant pool of all the things you wished for.

I wish I could play guitar like Hendrix.
granted, but whilst setting your guitar on fire you catch alight and have a fiery death

i wish i was a genius

im sorry I grant wishes not miricals

I wish that Middlesbrough was the best

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:58 pm

cena-rules wrote:
diddle wrote:
The Kurgan wrote:Granted, but you have so many that you drown in a giant pool of all the things you wished for.

I wish I could play guitar like Hendrix.
granted, but whilst setting your guitar on fire you catch alight and have a fiery death

i wish i was a genius
im sorry I grant wishes not miricals

I wish that Middlesbrough was the best

granted, middlesborough rise to the top of the premiership, then the players realise how ugly the manager is and leave for charlton

i wish chelsea supporters would all burn in hell

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:59 pm

cena-rules wrote:im sorry I grant wishes not miricals

I wish that Middlesbrough was the best

Granted but all the players they have to buy to get anywhere near decent bankrupts them and they are forced to retire from professional sport amidst lawsuits.

I wish I would heal.

agtsmitty · Post by **agtsmitty** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:08 pm

The1exile wrote:
cena-rules wrote:im sorry I grant wishes not miricals

I wish that Middlesbrough was the best
Granted but all the players they have to buy to get anywhere near decent bankrupts them and they are forced to retire from professional sport amidst lawsuits.

I wish I would heal.

Granted, you are healed, too bad someone just shot you in the head.

I wish I had a better car.

magneticgoop · Post by **magneticgoop** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:20 pm

granted but the insurance is too high forcing you into bankruptcy

i wish i had something to wish for

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:31 pm

You do, but it backfires on you and you rot in hell for being a selfish, little, pompous, prick.

I wish to know everything in the world.

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:36 pm

Granted but then the mafia torture you for information and then kill you