katie please.

Psilocbin · Post by **Psilocbin** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:29 pm

XenHu wrote:
Psilocbin wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Psilocbin wrote:Gfy both of you, phishing for fucken compliments and shit, do that somewhere else.
go away...this is a pointless thread anyway...
It's not pointless when people keep posting in it. "aww you're my friend, no one will ever take your place, high five...kissy kissy...."
Oooo, I'm going to enjoy making you dance in iron slippers.

-X

koo

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:29 pm

High five Psilocbin!!"

Psilocbin · Post by **Psilocbin** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:30 pm

2dimes wrote:High five Psilocbin!!"

You are my new best friend. No one can replace you. High five!

Numia Kereru · Post by **Numia Kereru** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:30 pm

XenHu wrote:
Psilocbin wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Psilocbin wrote:Gfy both of you, phishing for fucken compliments and shit, do that somewhere else.
go away...this is a pointless thread anyway...
It's not pointless when people keep posting in it. "aww you're my friend, no one will ever take your place, high five...kissy kissy...."
Oooo, I'm going to enjoy making you dance in iron slippers.

-X

Dancing with the fisheses? Is that what those slippers are for?

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:31 pm

My compliments on your wife/mom!!

Psilocbin · Post by **Psilocbin** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:33 pm

2dimes wrote:My compliments on your wife/mom!!

Thank you, want to try her? She's a good wrestler, you just have to pin her down right, if you do it right you should be able to unload in a couple of minutes.

Extra points if she moans.

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:33 pm

Numia Kereru wrote:
XenHu wrote:
Psilocbin wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Psilocbin wrote:Gfy both of you, phishing for fucken compliments and shit, do that somewhere else.
go away...this is a pointless thread anyway...
It's not pointless when people keep posting in it. "aww you're my friend, no one will ever take your place, high five...kissy kissy...."
Oooo, I'm going to enjoy making you dance in iron slippers.

-X
Dancing with the fisheses? Is that what those slippers are for?

XenHu wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Cynthia what are "iron Slippers"

XenHu wrote:
Cynthia wrote:
XenHu wrote:
Cynthia wrote:
XenHu wrote:What would you say if I told you I threatened to kill hecter?

Because I did..

-X
pfffft, nothing.. Because I know you wouldn't be able to kill him
Another doubter eh?

You're right, I can't kill him.. Yet.

I need to make his iron slippers first.

(I'll tell you what those are if you ask nicely)

-X
Xen, darling can you please tell me what the iron slippers are?

That good enough?
Perfect.

They are the skeletal form of a shoe, made out of iron, with chains on the ankle, to attach them to your leg.

You heat them till they glow red and attach them to the poor soul.

Then watch him dance.

-X

Numia Kereru · Post by **Numia Kereru** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:36 pm

Whoa. The ingenuity of it astounds me! I love it!

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:37 pm

Numia Kereru wrote:Whoa. The ingenuity of it astounds me! I love it!

Thank you.

You'd be amazed at all the torture devices I've come up with..

-X

Numia Kereru · Post by **Numia Kereru** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:44 pm

XenHu wrote:
Numia Kereru wrote:Whoa. The ingenuity of it astounds me! I love it!
Thank you.

You'd be amazed at all the torture devices I've come up with..

-X

I think that warrants a thread of it's own

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:47 pm

Numia Kereru wrote:
XenHu wrote:
Numia Kereru wrote:Whoa. The ingenuity of it astounds me! I love it!
Thank you.

You'd be amazed at all the torture devices I've come up with..

-X
I think that warrants a thread of it's own

Meh. I can't give away all my secrets.

-X

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:48 pm

If they are glowing red they'd be much too hot and you wouldn't get the dancing.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:49 pm

Psilocbin wrote:
2dimes wrote:My compliments on your wife/mom!!
Thank you, want to try her? She's a good wrestler, you just have to pin her down right, if you do it right you should be able to unload in a couple of minutes.

Extra points if she moans.

I would but then mine would probably moan and complain.

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:51 pm

2dimes wrote:If they are glowing red they'd be much too hot and you wouldn't get the dancing.

That's why you bring iron tongs.

How do you think blacksmith's work?

-X

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:58 pm

XenHu wrote:
2dimes wrote:If they are glowing red they'd be much too hot and you wouldn't get the dancing.
That's why you bring iron tongs.

How do you think blacksmith's work?

-X

Sure but the guy wearing them would fall over and writhe in pain instead of dancing. You'd want to heat them to about 75C.

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:00 pm

2dimes wrote:
XenHu wrote:
2dimes wrote:If they are glowing red they'd be much too hot and you wouldn't get the dancing.
That's why you bring iron tongs.

How do you think blacksmith's work?

-X
Sure but the guy wearing them would fall over and writhe in pain instead of dancing. You'd want to heat them to about 75C.

I'm sure I could make him stand up.

(Pssst, that would be by another invention I haven't mentioned yet)

-X

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:09 pm

bump.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:11 pm

Fircoal wrote:bump.

WHY!!!???? WHY!!!????

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:12 pm

hecter wrote:
Fircoal wrote:bump.
WHY!!!???? WHY!!!????

felt like it. *quickly runs away*

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:12 pm

hecter wrote:
Fircoal wrote:bump.
WHY!!!???? WHY!!!????

He copies me.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:50 pm

huh. the guy who started this thread was different from i remembered. i believe i recall his avatar used to be of some wimpy-looking guy in a white tuxedo, but now it's of this mentally deranged 20-some person who cuts himself.

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 10:13 pm

Ah, at least this thread was dedicated to Katie, even if the OP was mentally unstable.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 10:17 pm

I wonder if Beastly will show up and start talking about how everything has to be about s.xkitten...

n8freeman · Post by **n8freeman** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 10:19 pm

hecter wrote:I wonder if Beastly will show up and start talking about how everything has to be about s.xkitten...

she prolly will
i wouldnt doubt it

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 10:29 pm

hecter wrote:I wonder if Beastly will show up and start talking about how everything has to be about s.xkitten...

Does Beastly know Kitten's real name? She would only know if she read through the whole thread.