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by Hitman079 » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:55 pm
granted, but she's only in it for the money. WHAT'S THAT? you have no money? she leaves you heartbroken and so you commit suicide.
i wish it were the end of school already
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by hecter » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:56 pm
Granted, buy since you failed all your courses you have to take night school and summer school at the same time.
I wish I had lot's of money and my concubine back.
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by Hitman079 » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:58 pm
granted, but it's thai baht (40 baht=1 dollar US)
HAHAH
and it turns out the concubine is an ugly used up prostitute that smokes
i wish i'll play the drums well tomorrow
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by Syzygy » Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:25 am
You play the drums well tomorrow, so well in fact that people start worshipping our amazing drumming skills. All goes well and you become rich and famous... until one day, an obsessive stalker (dreaming of playing like you) sneaks into your house and, while you are sleeping he abducts you, forcing you to live in his underground cellar and play the drums on command exactly like the Steven King book, "Misery".
I wish for pyrokinesis.
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by Jamie » Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:35 am
Granted but on your first succesful attempt, you ignite the gas lines in your house, and it blows up with you in it.
I wish I would win the lottery
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by Hitman079 » Sun Feb 25, 2007 4:43 am
granted, but it's the daily 3, so you only get a paltry few hundred dollars.
(i wonder if i spelled paltry correctly)
i wish for a better house
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by The1exile » Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:23 am
Granted, but better than the dump you have now isn't saying much.
I wish I was omnipotent...
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by Hitman079 » Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:05 am
BUMP! revive this great thread!
as for 1exile's wish: granted, and in addition you cannot die. an axe murderer comes into your house and hacks you numerous times until he finally gives up. you try to kill yourself to stop the pain, but it only makes it worse...and so on and so on..
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by MeDeFe » Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:52 am
Since Hitman didn't wish for anything...
I wish you a merry christmas.
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by Anarchy Ninja » Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:19 am
Granted but this ostracises so many people that great conflicts start between all the different belief systems, sparking a nuclear war and ushering in a new age.
I wish to be a great artist of unfathomable skill.
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by Neutrino » Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:29 am
Anarchy Ninja wrote: Granted but this ostracises so many people that great conflicts start between all the different belief systems, sparking a nuclear war and ushering in a new age.
I wish to be a great artist of unfathomable skill.
You are. Unfortunatly, your skill is so unfathomable that no-one considers anything you make to be good
I wish I had a Disclocator
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by cena-rules » Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:19 am
granted
I wish for an unlimited amount of money
19:41:22 ‹jakewilliams› I was a pedo
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by pancakemix » Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:36 am
You get your wish, but it is all piled on top of you set alight.
I wish this thread was moved to the Forum Games Subforum.
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by Syzygy » Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:39 am
You wish comes true, unfortunately the mods mistakingly delete half the forums in the process.
I wish I had x-ray vision.
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by Norse » Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:41 am
Granted! But I do not have Mod powers.
I wish Trish Stratus would have sex with me.
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by The1exile » Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:51 am
Granted, however it turns out she's really a bloke.
I wish there was more comedy on TV.
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by cena-rules » Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:53 am
granted however it all suck
i wish to not be on fire
19:41:22 ‹jakewilliams› I was a pedo
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by Norse » Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:55 am
Granted, but you die of hypothermia.
I wish you would STFU
b.k. barunt wrote: Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote: scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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by Aries » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:00 am
I really can't think with anything bad with that one
anyway, shouldn't this be moved into the games forum?
I wish I could have all the Wii games
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by cena-rules » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:09 am
granted but they all break after you have played them once
i wish the sun was out
19:41:22 ‹jakewilliams› I was a pedo
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by Aries » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:13 am
Granted, but it stays out for the rest of the week, even at night, and you get burned to a crisp
I wish this was in forum games
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by wcaclimbing » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:43 am
*waits for wicked to grant that*
I wish diddle wasnt such an idiot
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by diddle » Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:45 am
wcaclimbing wrote: *waits for wicked to grant that*
I wish diddle wasnt such an idiot
granted..............you didn't really believe me did you?!?
I wish people would embrace my idiocy as a talent
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by wcaclimbing » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:13 am
diddle wrote: wcaclimbing wrote: *waits for wicked to grant that*
I wish diddle wasnt such an idiot
granted..............you didn't really believe me did you?!?
I wish people would embrace my idiocy as a talent
granted, but then everyone ignores you....
I wish
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by Norse » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:36 am
Granted! but you get what you asked for...nothing!!
muhahahahahaha
I wish for a BJ from jenna jameson.
b.k. barunt wrote: Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.
suggs wrote: scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.