Make Way For Your New Owner

JoeBeevers · Post by **JoeBeevers** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:47 pm

I bought this place earlier on.
From August 1st, the following will be happening:

1. $5 to be paid into my account for every 10 forum posts
2. Membership to be $100 per month
3. If you slag me off, instant IP banning, and visit from one of my enforcers
4. A thread to be posted every day praising me
5. Whatever I say goes, without question.

Signed--The New Management Joe Beevers

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:49 pm

Suck my balls you stupid bitch.

Now, I will await a visit from your big, strong men and immediate IP banning.

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:51 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:I bought this place earlier on.
From August 1st, the following will be happening:

1. $5 to be paid into my account for every 10 forum posts
2. Membership to be $100 per month
3. If you slag me off, instant IP banning, and visit from one of my enforcers
4. A thread to be posted every day praising me
5. Whatever I say goes, without question.

Signed--The New Management Joe Beevers

Buy this.

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:55 pm

You're a moron.

Ban me PLEASE Joe, and I'd really like a visit from your enforcer too. Give him a good Detroit welcome party.

JoeBeevers · Post by **JoeBeevers** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:06 pm

Ok, I warned you.
You 3 above to be banned in August.
A visit from one of my Goons will follow

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:07 pm

add me to that list...if you own CC, i'll be leaving anyway...may as well take a few goons with me...

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:07 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:Ok, I warned you.
You 3 above to be banned in August.
A visit from one of my Goons will follow

You're a goon.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:09 pm

Does this mean you own everyone here?

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:10 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:Ok, I warned you.
You 3 above to be banned in August.
A visit from one of my Goons will follow

I am so happy now!

JoeBeevers · Post by **JoeBeevers** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:12 pm

s.xkitten wrote:add me to that list...if you own CC, i'll be leaving anyway...may as well take a few goons with me...

No-one messes with my Goons.
They are loyal to me, and I tell them what to do.
You want a 7 foot tall, thick necked, muscled enforcer coming round your house?
I dont think so

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:14 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:add me to that list...if you own CC, i'll be leaving anyway...may as well take a few goons with me...
No-one messes with my Goons.
They are loyal to me, and I tell them what to do.
You want a 7 foot tall, thick necked, muscled enforcer coming round your house?
I dont think so

If they have large penises, I'm up for it.

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:18 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:add me to that list...if you own CC, i'll be leaving anyway...may as well take a few goons with me...
No-one messes with my Goons.
They are loyal to me, and I tell them what to do.
You want a 7 foot tall, thick necked, muscled enforcer coming round your house?
I dont think so

First moron, s.xkitten is a girl, so ya, she might like that.

Second, bring it on loser. Glock beats thick necked every day.

red bull · Post by **red bull** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:19 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:add me to that list...if you own CC, i'll be leaving anyway...may as well take a few goons with me...
No-one messes with my Goons.
They are loyal to me, and I tell them what to do.
You want a 7 foot tall, thick necked, muscled enforcer coming round your house?
I dont think so

well how would they like to face three 7.5 foot men that can each lift a car? yea thats right i have my own goons and there coming for YOU oh and lack called and said to throw in his two goons. that wil give us five guys that can lift cars ... hmm you dont own a car lot do you

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:19 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:add me to that list...if you own CC, i'll be leaving anyway...may as well take a few goons with me...
No-one messes with my Goons.
They are loyal to me, and I tell them what to do.
You want a 7 foot tall, thick necked, muscled enforcer coming round your house?
I dont think so
If they have large penises, I'm up for it.

Watch it mate
These guys are mine
The only sight you'll get of those large penises is of you begin dragged away form them
You know you'll miss them for the rest of your life
Nonce.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:25 pm

The1exile wrote:
johnnyrotten wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:add me to that list...if you own CC, i'll be leaving anyway...may as well take a few goons with me...
No-one messes with my Goons.
They are loyal to me, and I tell them what to do.
You want a 7 foot tall, thick necked, muscled enforcer coming round your house?
I dont think so
If they have large penises, I'm up for it.
Watch it mate
These guys are mine
The only sight you'll get of those large penises is of you begin dragged away form them
You know you'll miss them for the rest of your life
Nonce.

Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Yeah that's right, you with hassling the her indoors once, you and the nonce pervy-pete. I slapped the her indoors about a bit afterwards.
I'm going to tell Barny and the boys about you, you're going coming up the M1 son with me for a little chat, and it aint going to be pleasent.

JoeBeevers · Post by **JoeBeevers** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:27 pm

Yeah, well you wait. You all just wait.
When August comes you`ll be crying like girls.
I`ll rename this forum "Joes Place"
My Goons will be Mods, they`ll be taking IP addresses, then paying you a home visit if you`re the least bit cheeky to me.
No-one messes with Joe Beevers

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:27 pm

HAIL JOE BEEVERS -_-

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:29 pm

JoeBeevers wrote:Yeah, well you wait. You all just wait.
When August comes you`ll be crying like girls.
I`ll rename this forum "Joes Place"
My Goons will be Mods, they`ll be taking IP addresses, then paying you a home visit if you`re the least bit cheeky to me.
No-one messes with Joe Beevers

You carry on talkin like that son, and me and barny are gonna be 'avin words with you.
Anyway, the her indoors is upstairs bleeding to death after i got drunk and smacked her one too many times. gotta go.

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:29 pm

Norse wrote:
The1exile wrote:
johnnyrotten wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:add me to that list...if you own CC, i'll be leaving anyway...may as well take a few goons with me...
No-one messes with my Goons.
They are loyal to me, and I tell them what to do.
You want a 7 foot tall, thick necked, muscled enforcer coming round your house?
I dont think so
If they have large penises, I'm up for it.
Watch it mate
These guys are mine
The only sight you'll get of those large penises is of you begin dragged away form them
You know you'll miss them for the rest of your life
Nonce.
Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Yeah that's right, you with hassling the her indoors once, you and the nonce pervy-pete. I slapped the her indoors about a bit afterwards.
I'm going to tell Barny and the boys about you, you're going coming up the M1 son with me for a little chat, and it aint going to be pleasent.

Yeah? Well I don't care.
I own an online risk site.
Anyway you can take your M1 and shove it where the sun don't shine, I got the M25 and you're coming with me this time mate
And I don't mean in a good way
Anyway your her indoors is crap
Comes from living in Portsmouth instead of Hendon
Watch it mate as we speak Genial George the Goon is coming to talk knitting with your her indoors
You won't be able to stand up to all the nagging
Nonce.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:36 pm

The1exile wrote:
Norse wrote:
The1exile wrote:
johnnyrotten wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:add me to that list...if you own CC, i'll be leaving anyway...may as well take a few goons with me...
No-one messes with my Goons.
They are loyal to me, and I tell them what to do.
You want a 7 foot tall, thick necked, muscled enforcer coming round your house?
I dont think so
If they have large penises, I'm up for it.
Watch it mate
These guys are mine
The only sight you'll get of those large penises is of you begin dragged away form them
You know you'll miss them for the rest of your life
Nonce.
Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Yeah that's right, you with hassling the her indoors once, you and the nonce pervy-pete. I slapped the her indoors about a bit afterwards.
I'm going to tell Barny and the boys about you, you're going coming up the M1 son with me for a little chat, and it aint going to be pleasent.
Yeah? Well I don't care.
I own an online risk site.
Anyway you can take your M1 and shove it where the sun don't shine, I got the M25 and you're coming with me this time mate
And I don't mean in a good way
Anyway your her indoors is crap
Comes from living in Portsmouth instead of Hendon
Watch it mate as we speak Genial George the Goon is coming to talk knitting with your her indoors
You won't be able to stand up to all the nagging
Nonce.

You wanna bet on that?
I'm a proffesional gambler you know, put your cards on the table, nonce
I put down 2 million quid that your goons dont get to me before my goons get to you.
Fair bet?

JoeBeevers · Post by **JoeBeevers** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:38 pm

Shut it Slags.
I`m the Daddy now.
You want a snooker ball in a sock coming at you?
You want a beating off me in the bogs do you?
I`m Joe Beevers

JoeCBeevers · Post by **JoeCBeevers** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:38 pm

What is with all you little girls trying and wishing to be me? As for you, "Joe Beevers", you only wish you were me. Wishing is the closest you'll ever get. If you really want my goons to take you out, and that's not to the shops, just keep up this little charade.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:42 pm

i hope your goons have plane tickets to the US if you want to get me. HA

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:45 pm

Why would you buy this dump? There's nothing but spammers and losers here.

Bertros Bertros · Post by **Bertros Bertros** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:45 pm

I for one welcome our new Hendon overlords and hope you will all join me in our rousing cheer in honour of our beloved leader.

Shut it Slags

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