Conquer club users. Which type are you?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:05 am

I've come to the conclusion that all conquer club users can fit into a few categories, so I have decided to see which demographic everyone fits into.

Please specify which option you choose, and be honest please.

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:14 am

Unfortunately, I fit into way too many of those categories.

I am a student. I smell. I'm poor. I'm lazy (but I have a job). I have no social life/friends. I'm most certainly a 20-30 year old loser.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:16 am

Oh well, at least you have your good looks to fall back on.

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:22 am

I'm something else.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:24 am

Easy choice, I'm using the computer at the university, I'm constantly broke and we've got this sort of weather where you always start perspiring because the air is so moist, so yes, I smell, too.

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:25 am

Im a smelly lazy student and I have no job.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:26 am

btownmeggy wrote:Unfortunately, I fit into way too many of those categories.

I am a student. I smell. I'm poor. I'm lazy (but I have a job). I have no social life/friends. I'm most certainly a 20-30 year old loser.

Let's see... I'm a highschool student. I smell. I'm poor (and by poor I mean my parents). I have no social life/friends outside of the computer (not entirely true, but closer to it than I'd like it to be). I'm aged 12-16 and I say "sucks" a lot. I THINK that's all... O, but I don't have good looks to fall back on.

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:28 am

hecter wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:Unfortunately, I fit into way too many of those categories.

I am a student. I smell. I'm poor. I'm lazy (but I have a job). I have no social life/friends. I'm most certainly a 20-30 year old loser.
Let's see... I'm a highschool student. I smell. I'm poor (and by poor I mean my parents). I have no social life/friends outside of the computer (not entirely true, but closer to it than I'd like it to be). I'm aged 12-16 and I say "sucks" a lot. I THINK that's all... O, but I don't have good looks to fall back on.

And this makes you King quality? Where was I when standards dropped so low...

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:31 am

hecter wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:Unfortunately, I fit into way too many of those categories.

I am a student. I smell. I'm poor. I'm lazy (but I have a job). I have no social life/friends. I'm most certainly a 20-30 year old loser.
Let's see... I'm a highschool student. I smell. I'm poor (and by poor I mean my parents). I have no social life/friends outside of the computer (not entirely true, but closer to it than I'd like it to be). I'm aged 12-16 and I say "sucks" a lot. I THINK that's all... O, but I don't have good looks to fall back on.

You're not a semi-retired vet.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:31 am

cmon folks, this wasn't supposed to be a "tell me how miserable your lives are" thread.

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:33 am

I have good looks to fall back on!

I'd so do me....

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:34 am

btownmeggy wrote:
hecter wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:Unfortunately, I fit into way too many of those categories.

I am a student. I smell. I'm poor. I'm lazy (but I have a job). I have no social life/friends. I'm most certainly a 20-30 year old loser.
Let's see... I'm a highschool student. I smell. I'm poor (and by poor I mean my parents). I have no social life/friends outside of the computer (not entirely true, but closer to it than I'd like it to be). I'm aged 12-16 and I say "sucks" a lot. I THINK that's all... O, but I don't have good looks to fall back on.
You're not a semi-retired vet.

Does being unemployed count as semi-retired? And I did find this odd medal like thing for a US veteran of foreign wars a little while ago... I still have it, actually. Couldn't find who it belonged to so I kept it and put it in the garden.

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:34 am

Norse,

When I first saw these categories I was skeptical. But the more and more I think about it, they're totally accurate about the vast majority of people on this site (at least in the forums).

Very perceptive.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:37 am

Thankyou.

But as shown, there are also some overlaps as well.

kwanton · Post by **kwanton** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:39 am

Meh. I'm a college student with a persistent yet mildly intriguing smell about me. I have a self-imposed lack of social life. Lol CCdork=turning down playing pool/movies/soccer cuz I have too many turns to take

MR. Nate · Post by **MR. Nate** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:44 am

I used to be a not-smelly student (my wife made me shower every day) but now I'm looking for a job, so I'm not too lazy to get a job, I just ran afoul of the unemployment rate. I'd say 20-30 year old loser, but I don't live in my mums basement. I defy that a "normal" exists, so I'm just putting down other.

Aries · Post by **Aries** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:49 am

I'm not any of those things, not even close

I am the Grim Reaper, I take, (and sometimes eat) peoples souls, and sentence people to what they must do for the eternity of their death, and many other things

I also enforce not smoking

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:50 am

I am getting my second degree right now and I work at a job 40+ hours a week that gives me constant access to the internet, so I am here alot.

I do not smell, I make decent money, and I have several good freinds.

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:13 pm

Let's see

I work 2 jobs that require internet (

Conquer Club)

I am a full time student

I have an active social life

I'm content and don't smell often

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:35 pm

Vincent M wrote:and I don't smell often

and when he does...we just go take a shower together...

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:44 pm

s.xkitten wrote:
Vincent M wrote:and I don't smell often
and when he does...we just go take a shower together...

Precisely

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:45 pm

Vincent M wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Vincent M wrote:and I don't smell often
and when he does...we just go take a shower together...
Precisely

and exactly...

see people, good hygiene isn't that hard...

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:53 pm

I'm a 14 year old lazy, smelly, poor student that says sucks a lot. But I'm also something else, because I'm part Pikachu!

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:55 pm

Fircoal wrote:I'm a 14 year old lazy, smelly, poor student that says sucks a lot. But I'm also something else, because I'm part Pikachu!

And totally gay.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:56 pm

s.xkitten wrote:
Vincent M wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:
Vincent M wrote:and I don't smell often
and when he does...we just go take a shower together...
Precisely
and exactly...

see people, good hygiene isn't that hard...

It is in that case

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Conquer club users. Which type are you?