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Postby gavin_sidhu on Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:50 am

On Rove Live, a celebrity interview show here in Australia, they featured the worst pick up lines. Heres 3 i can rememba, post the lines you find dont work

*Do you have spanner eyes, because everytime you look at me my nuts tighten

*Did you fall from heaven, because that would explain your face

*Most men like hot attractive women; i like you.
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Postby strike wolf on Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:47 am

wow those really are awful.
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Postby hawkeye on Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:00 pm

o dear me thats horrid
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Postby Nappy Bone Apart on Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:01 pm

* Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?
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Postby johnnyrotten on Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:50 pm

Impressive.
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Postby JackInDaCrak on Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:59 pm

Is that a keg in your pants?





Cause you've got a huge fat ass.
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:05 pm

Percy from the Kevin Spencer show wrote:I'll give you my welfare cheque if you'll do it with me.
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Postby Banana Stomper on Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:07 pm

Are your parents retarded?




'Cause you're special.
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Postby Ronaldinho on Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:24 pm

"are you alright?, with you falling from haven in all :wink:
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jokes

Postby hendy on Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:30 pm

lmao these are all good.
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Postby Machiavelli on Fri Jul 21, 2006 6:03 pm

**Anchorman**


You have an absolutely breath taking hinny :wink:
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Postby craig84 on Fri Jul 21, 2006 6:37 pm

is your dad an alien? because theres no1 else like you
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Postby hawkeye on Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:06 pm

are u ugly cause i think ur ugly





Edit: are u ugly cause i think ur ugly wanna f*ck
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Postby AK_iceman on Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:11 pm

hawkeye wrote:are u ugly cause i think ur ugly

how is that a pick up line?
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Postby hawkeye on Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:14 pm

it isnt its a shitty ass joke
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Postby carmoil on Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:51 pm

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Postby kingwaffles on Sat Jul 22, 2006 12:21 am

carmoil wrote:Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


:D Definetly one of my favorites.....^

"Do you work at subway cause you're giving me a footlong"
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Postby UCAbears on Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:06 am

theres a party in my pants, and your invited...


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Postby Banana Stomper on Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:56 am

Oh wow, you like poetry?





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Postby areyouincahoots on Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:04 am

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my head all day!

I like those...lol.
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Postby UCAbears on Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:05 am

did you guys know that i like choclate pie?
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Postby areyouincahoots on Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:07 am

I lost my number. Can I have yours? **followed by a big cheesy grin :lol: :lol: **
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Postby UCAbears on Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:10 am

do you have a mirror in your pants, because i see myself in them....
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Postby Pedronicus on Sat Jul 22, 2006 7:43 pm

Get yer coat, you've pulled...
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Postby jay_a2j on Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:33 pm

Does your father work for Nike? Cause you've been running through my mind all night.




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