It was only after that Charle
moment that somebody noticed Kingm. He had fallen asleep some time ago. Not the ordinary kind of asleep, the kind that can be nudged back to life with a sharp “Kingm?” or the clink of a glass. This was the deeper, more committed variety.
His head had begun the long, slow descent into a vast sleep some hours earlier, tipping forward more and more with every hour. The table, occupied with votes and glasses and the pressing matter of Charle’s ten-minute Cha-Cha-Cha draft, did not immediately register this peculiar event..
It was simply assumed that Kingm had drunk too much sherry, the Barbadillo Versos 1891 cask from Jerez that was served and just needed a little
snooze to recover.
Only when a floating cracker completed a full, unhurried orbit around his Mulligatawny-submerged nose and an awkward final “burp” bursted forth in his soup plate did anyone truly look.
Kingm, with his final breath that produced that undignified burp, had come to complete rest with his forehead in the Mulligatawny, the quiet finality of a ship docking, and the surface of the soup had closed gently around his nose. The soup was still, without a single ripple, wave, or bubble on its surface..
It was, everyone later agreed, a dreadful way to die.
To drown in Mulligatawny soup heads down in the plate during a fine dining event!.? With a burp? Good heavens, old chap!
“I presume,” said Annieh, studying the angle of the neck with scientific interest,
“that the soup has his vote now?”
“Has anyone checked,” Hjelp asked, “
whether the soup is perhaps Circle-aligned?”
A waiter approached, assessed the situation with a weary eye, and decided this particular removal would require both hands, a second waiter, and possibly a formal announcement.
“Kingm,” the waiter said carefully,
“appears to have drowned after he snored into the Muddigatawny broth.”
“He snored into it?”
“
Yes, I’m afraid so, and quite vigorously too,” the waiter confirmed.
"Did his final snore sound guilty?” Hjelp inquired.
“Not sure about the guilty part good sir, but definitely moist I presume,” “
Yes, Distinctly moist. And, if I may say so, also final" the waiter said with Scottish accent.
”Then the waiter cleared his throat.
“Kingm,” he said, with the careful precision of a man delivering news he would rather not deliver,
“has been modkilled!”
KINGM DIES AS HOUSE APPLICANT