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Re: Joke thread

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What's the difference between a casual soiree and a pirate orgy?
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To a casual soiree, you come as you are.

At a pirate orgy, you Arrrgh as you cum.
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My mom, for most of her life, was a Holocaust denier. And it was terrible for the entire family to have to deal with until, finally, a couple years ago, we had an intervention. And we had a rabbi come into the home, had him walk her through the history of the Jewish people, and then he made her watch “Schindler’s List.” And after that, my mom did a complete 180. Now she can’t believe it only happened once.
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