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jusplay4fun
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Re: Dad Jokes
What do you call a fake noodle?
and one more:
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Let the good times roll, after Mardi Gras:
Why was the librarian kicked off the plane?
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an im-pasta
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
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Because every play has a cast.
Why was the librarian kicked off the plane?
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Because it was overbooked.
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I can only remember 25 letters in the alphabet. Not sure y.
“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
― Voltaire
― Voltaire
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jusplay4fun
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Why did the photon not have any luggage on his trip?
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The photon was going light. :lol:
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KoolBak
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Re: Dad Jokes
That reminds me....
Did you hear about the Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac?
He lays awake at night wondering if there really IS a Dog....
Did you hear about the Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac?
He lays awake at night wondering if there really IS a Dog....
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
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Neil Young....Like An Inca
AND:
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
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One of my favourites!KoolBak wrote:That reminds me....
Did you hear about the Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac?
He lays awake at night wondering if there really IS a Dog....
“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
― Voltaire
― Voltaire
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KoolBak
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Re: Dad Jokes
*bows*
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
Neil Young....Like An Inca
AND:
Neil Young....Like An Inca
AND:
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
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Re: Dad Jokes
---------More of a math joke......Could be Dad related............
-------------------------What did The ACORN say, when it grew up???.........GEE I'M A TREE...
(Geometry)...... 
ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...
-----------------For all The KOOL
...NUTS out there in C.C.LAND...
-------------------------What did The ACORN say, when it grew up???.........GEE I'M A TREE...
(Geometry)...... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... -----------------For all The KOOL
...NUTS out there in C.C.LAND...Re: Dad Jokes
That brings back memories!ConfederateSS wrote: Wed May 20, 2026 11:29 am ---------More of a math joke......Could be Dad related............
-------------------------What did The ACORN say, when it grew up???.........GEE I'M A TREE...
-----------------For all The KOOL
My fourth grade teacher told us that one!
“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
― Voltaire
― Voltaire
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I was just thinking about the first time I put my car into reverse...that took me back!
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Two fish were stuck in a tank.
Says one to the other, "any idea how to drive this thing?"
Says one to the other, "any idea how to drive this thing?"
“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
― Voltaire
― Voltaire