Old Legends Die Slowly - OLDS [Selective Recruiting]

Join a clan, or make a new clan.

Moderator: Clan Directors

Forum rules
Please read the Community Guidelines before posting.
User avatar
fishydance
Posts: 994
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:28 am
Gender: Female
Location: Mini-soda (basically southern Canada)

Re: Spanked & Milked - S&M [Selective Recruiting]

Post by fishydance »

Later today the following TOFU members will be joining S&M. While we are very excited to have them join us, we are sad to see TOFU turn social. They will leave competition as the top clan on CC. Hats off to the many years of battles with TOFU, and here's to many more years with these great players playing alongside us! Look for us to select a new joint clan name in the near future. Welcome TOFU mates!!

Caymanmew - S&M clan leader
Doc_Brown
Extreme Ways
fusibaseball - S&M clan leader
Iron Maid
joecoolfrog
keyborn
lokisgal
loutil
Nucker
rockfist
Seinfeld1
User avatar
niMic
Posts: 1022
Joined: Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:02 pm

Re: Spanked & Milked - S&M [Selective Recruiting]

Post by niMic »

Our greatest rivals, no doubt. It's a shame to see TOFU go after all these years of being on or near the top of the clan world, but nothing can stay the same forever. If I can't have TOFU as rivals, I'll take them as teammates!

Not sure about Extreme Ways though, he seems sneaky.
Image
Highest score: 3772
Highest rank: 15
User avatar
Extreme Ways
Posts: 1731
Joined: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:02 am

Re: Spanked & Milked - S&M [Selective Recruiting]

Post by Extreme Ways »

niMic wrote:Our greatest rivals, no doubt. It's a shame to see TOFU go after all these years of being on or near the top of the clan world, but nothing can stay the same forever. If I can't have TOFU as rivals, I'll take them as teammates!

Not sure about Extreme Ways though, he seems sneaky.
thats what being a mafia player does to you :lol:
TOFU, ex-REP, ex-VDLL, ex-KoRT.
User avatar
fishydance
Posts: 994
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:28 am
Gender: Female
Location: Mini-soda (basically southern Canada)

Re: Spanked & Milked - S&M [Selective Recruiting]

Post by fishydance »

FYI, anyone who would like to read the running list of players who have been part of KORT/S&M, here's the link: https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... 5#p5240545
User avatar
Donelladan
Posts: 3741
Joined: Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:48 am

Re: Spanked & Milked - S&M [Selective Recruiting]

Post by Donelladan »

What a bad news. - ( seeing Tofu gone I mean).
I'm curious as to why they wouldn't stay independent with 12 players though. That seemed enough to me.
Image
User avatar
Caymanmew
Clan Director
Clan Director
Posts: 3248
Joined: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:54 am
Gender: Male
Location: Ottawa

Re: Spanked & Milked - S&M [Selective Recruiting]

Post by Caymanmew »

Donelladan wrote:What a bad news. - ( seeing Tofu gone I mean).
I'm curious as to why they wouldn't stay independent with 12 players though. That seemed enough to me.
Although TOFU had 12 (14 as a couple didn't join us), we struggled to fill games and we have been consistently losing people. Even of the 12 here, two are on break and not playing games atm, and another 3 to 5 won't take more than a handful of games in a war. Of those that are left, no one actually wants to go near max games.

We have been trying to recruit for well over a year now with limited success, not even keeping up with our losses and burning more people out as we require people to take on more and more games.

It is unfortunate and we wish it didn't come to this, but we had no other option left at this point.


That being said, really excited to be merged with this S&M group. It going to be a lot of fun working with all of you!
Image
Mageplunka69
Posts: 1219
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:35 pm
Location: Intercourse Pennsylvania
Contact:

Re: Spanked & Milked - S&M [Selective Recruiting]

Post by Mageplunka69 »

But we now have my baby loki....woo hoo part in my pants, I mean room
User avatar
groovysmurf
Head Clan Director
Head Clan Director
Posts: 3131
Joined: Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:28 pm
Gender: Female
Location: Cleveland, OH

Re: Spanked & Milked - S&M [Selective Recruiting]

Post by groovysmurf »

Looking forward to hearing what the new name will be!
User avatar
Scarlet Lady
Posts: 502
Joined: Sat Jun 23, 2012 1:46 am
Gender: Female
Location: England

Re: Spanked & Milked - S&M [Selective Recruiting]

Post by Scarlet Lady »

How about "The Spanked Knights around the Odd Fellows Table"?
User avatar
Swimmerdude99
Posts: 2728
Joined: Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:07 pm
Gender: Male
Location: North Carolina

Re: Spanked & Milked - S&M [Selective Recruiting]

Post by Swimmerdude99 »

One vote for "herbivores and carnivores"
Image
User avatar
fishydance
Posts: 994
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:28 am
Gender: Female
Location: Mini-soda (basically southern Canada)

Re: Spanked & Milked - S&M [Selective Recruiting]

Post by fishydance »

S&M is excited to announce the return of a CC legend. theflycassanova is back and has joined the merged TOFU/S&M clan. We are complete!!
User avatar
fusibaseball
Posts: 269
Joined: Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:04 am

Re: Spanked & Milked - S&M [Selective Recruiting]

Post by fusibaseball »

Our new merged clan is also pleased to welcome back Riskmaster101. Welcome!
User avatar
NoLeafClover
Posts: 122
Joined: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:56 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Knoxville, Tn.

Re: Old Legends Die Slowly - OLDS [Selective Recruiting]

Post by NoLeafClover »

is there an application process to join a clan?
User avatar
Swimmerdude99
Posts: 2728
Joined: Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:07 pm
Gender: Male
Location: North Carolina

Re: Old Legends Die Slowly - OLDS [Selective Recruiting]

Post by Swimmerdude99 »

Nah, just walk in - take out one of the leaders and masquerade as if you were them.
Image
User avatar
Caymanmew
Clan Director
Clan Director
Posts: 3248
Joined: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:54 am
Gender: Male
Location: Ottawa

Re: Old Legends Die Slowly - OLDS [Selective Recruiting]

Post by Caymanmew »

NoLeafClover wrote: Tue Jan 20, 2026 8:21 pm is there an application process to join a clan?
Swimmerdude99 wrote: Wed Jan 21, 2026 12:49 am Nah, just walk in - take out one of the leaders and masquerade as if you were them.
Hello,

Thank you both for reaching out about joining us,

We are not currently openly recruiting. Any recruitment we'd do at this time is through internal recommendations. We have a solid group of active players and do not
need to expand that group right now.

I suggest maybe posting in this thread: https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... 1#p5374791
GON appears to be actively recruiting, you may be able to find a home with them.

Otherwise, posting in the general "looking for a clan" thread may be a good option: https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... 9#p5357529
Image
User avatar
Swimmerdude99
Posts: 2728
Joined: Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:07 pm
Gender: Male
Location: North Carolina

Re: Old Legends Die Slowly - OLDS [Selective Recruiting]

Post by Swimmerdude99 »

Caymanmew wrote: Wed Jan 21, 2026 11:22 am
Swimmerdude99 wrote: Wed Jan 21, 2026 12:49 am Nah, just walk in - take out one of the leaders and masquerade as if you were them.
Thank you both for reaching out about joining us,
...
I suggest maybe posting in this thread: https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... 1#p5374791
GON appears to be actively recruiting, you may be able to find a home with them.
Thank you, sir. Ill take a look, if the assassination doesn't work out.

All the best,
Water guy.
Image
User avatar
fishydance
Posts: 994
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:28 am
Gender: Female
Location: Mini-soda (basically southern Canada)

Re: Knights of the Round Table - KORT [Selective Recruiting]

Post by fishydance »

Reposting to bring our clan info/history to the top

S&M is one of the oldests clans at Conquer Club, having started as the Knights of the Round Table (KORT) in 2009. In 2015 another great clan, The Spanking Monkeys (TSM), joined us. We went on to became known as Spanked and Milked (S&M). As of 2022 we have racked up the most wins in the prestigious Conquer Cup as well as the most wins in the Clan League.

But we can't rest on our laurels - too many other great clans out there ready to beat us. So S&M is now actively recruiting. If you are interested in joining our clan contact one of our leaders for information and test games. Current clan leaders are: fishydance and fusibaseball

For those who might like a little clan membership history, here you go...
(last edit on Oct 2026)

When first started KORT was lead by Bruceswar along with the following 11 players
Agonzos
ChipV
Foxglove (clan leader)
JustB
karelpietertje
loes (clan leader)
Moonchild
Prismsaber
roelbianca
Sjnap
TerminalCase56

Many fine players joined in. Here they are in the order they were announced. Those who at some time served as clan leaders are noted.
steve066 May 16, 2009
ballenus May 16, 2009
Cowboyz Jun 06, 2009
DARCOGOAL Jun 06, 2009
niMic Jun 06, 2009
Spijker81 Jun 06, 2009
Masli Sep 09, 2009 (clan leader)
#1_stunna Oct 14, 2009
Nyvek Nov 19, 2009
Captain_Scarlet Nov 28, 2009
cdogg85 Dec 23, 2009
Thenobodies80 Feb 06, 2010
ManBungalow Feb 06, 2010
josko.ri Apr 17, 2010 (clan leader)
killmanic Apr 05, 2010
White Moose Apr 05, 2010
thebest712 Sep 21, 2010
MrBenn Oct 05, 2010
poguemahone Oct 05, 2010
Rodion Oct 21, 2010
Streaker Feb 16, 2011
drunkmonkey Feb 16, 2011
denthefrog Feb 16, 2011(clan leader)
Eddy_26 Mar 09, 2011
JaneAustin Sep 13, 2011 (clan leader)
merch313 Oct 18, 2011 (clan leader)
Gen.LeeGettinhed Jan 04, 2012
Astoriana Apr 30, 2012
General Roy May 25, 2012
Pirlo Jun 14, 2012
italianipastido Jun 14, 2012
pascalleke Jun 26, 2012
OzBloke Jul 09, 2012
SirSebstar Jun 07, 2012
Extreme Ways Sep 29, 2012
Big Yuma Ripper Nov 06, 2012
Dougal McTavish Nov 29, 2012
FATHARRY Jan 31, 2013
JackMaxim Jan 29, 2013
fishydance Jan 29, 2013 (clan leader)
random21 Mar 30, 2013
100mates Mar 21, 2013
Shannon Apple May 10, 2013
HardAttack Jul 13, 2013
All Black Rugby Nov 19, 2013
davekettering Tue Nov 19, 2013 (clan leader)
TeeGee Dec 08, 2013
*Pixar* Dec 08, 2013
stevenshome Dec 08, 2013
hmsps Dec 09, 2013
Mageplunka69 Dec 09, 2013
John DM Mar 05, 2014
Watsy Apr 27, 2014
King Zvonimir May 29, 2014
Vlademir Mid-2014 (exact date unknown)
xroads Sun Aug 02, 2014
MeanestBossEver Sep 20, 2014
SiriusCowKing Nov 17, 2014
Tobikera Jan 03, 2015
emilywink Jan 29, 2015
Wizz00 Mar 02, 2015
** 17 Members of TSM (The Spanking Monkeys) joined as a group Jul 07, 2015 **
AAfitz
Bonomo101
codeblue1018
dustin800
ender_w99
friendly1
hatchman
Jcmagno
Junior bee
Laughingcavalier
luckywar
merch313 (previous KORT member and clan leader)
Nate the Great
osujacket
RiskTycoon
skillfull (clan leader)
Treslie
***************
Clive Mar 11, 2016
enjoycocacola May 23, 2016
kjg21 Sep 09, 2016
IanG7 Sep 09, 2016
Wild_Tiger Oct 15, 2016
MTIceman41 Feb 04, 2017 (clan leader)
nemapredaje Nov 19, 2017
Swifte Dec 29, 2017
laddida Feb 15, 2018
Zidane - 21 Mar 16, 2018
CatchersMitt14 Mar 31, 2018
fchiverton Dec 17, 2018
ghow Aug 12, 2019
troki Mar 18, 2021
Wheelwright Apr 25, 2021
300spartans Feb 06, 2022
Bilbo1_OC Apr 24, 2022
printinpram1 Apr 25, 2022
Lingfish Apr 26, 2022
hotpockets May 3 2022
maroshka851 May 6 2022
Gods dad May 22 2022
Kambodia May 22 2022
Jimboy June 24 2022
JackMaxim rejoined August 9 2022
Big Yuma Ripper rejoined October 2,2022
emilywink rejoined December 28,2022
Chipv rejoined January 10, 2024
** 12 Members of TOFU (The Odd Fellows Union) joined as a group Oct 17, 2024 **
Caymanmew- S&M clan leader
Doc_Brown
Extreme Ways
fusibaseball - S&M clan leader
Iron Maid
joecoolfrog
keyborn
lokisgal
loutil
Nucker
rockfist
Seinfeld1
***************
theflycassanova Oct 29, 2024
Riskmaster101 Dec 4, 2024
Post Reply

Return to “Create/Join a Competitive Clan”