OFFICIAL Inauguration Thread

[Pack Rat]

The best thing about Trump.... is how Netanyahu and him will shit on the ceasefire and eventually annex the West Bank and turn the Gaza Strip into a giant cemetery.

No more PLO or HAMAS.

Thank you Saxi for your Zionist plan to eliminate the Palestinians, once and forever!

Spoiler

[b] All that beachfront property in Gaza! Buy now before the buying frenzy starts![/b]

Again with the gloating over the deaths of women and children...

Says the concerned drama queen

[Pack Rat]

The best thing about Trump.... is how Netanyahu and him will shit on the ceasefire and eventually annex the West Bank and turn the Gaza Strip into a giant cemetery.

No more PLO or HAMAS.

Thank you Saxi for your Zionist plan to eliminate the Palestinians, once and forever!

Spoiler

[b] All that beachfront property in Gaza! Buy now before the buying frenzy starts![/b]

Again with the gloating over the deaths of women and children...

Don't be a moron Kenny.

[saxitoxin]

Everything the Democrats said Trump would do four years ago on his way out the door --- pardon all his family and political allies --- he didn't do.

But Biden just did.

Their hypocrisy knows no limits.

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[HitRed]

He answered my call to do my work. He stands proud and courageous in battle. He is a mighty leader like David was so long ago. My hand rests upon him, for he does my will in the face of danger. I guide him as what to do. He is my servant doing the will of the Lord. - God

* Donald J. Trump

[saxitoxin]

Damn, he did not pull punches. He said it with Old Joe sitting right there.

We have a government that can no longer deliver even basic services. A government that takes us stumbling into an unending catalog of crises.

Those who try to stop our journey to redemption have tried to take my freedom and even tried to take my life.

[Pack Rat]

Yes Saxi, President Biden is concerned about his family, especially the bullshit partisan calls from MAGA FASCISTS, who want to do harm and destroy Biden's legacy.

Trump is scum!

[riskllama]

lol, you're all a bunch of idiots...

[saxitoxin]

Here are the list of things he said he would do or start later today in the speech, in order:

• #1 - Declare a national emergency.
  
  #2 - "Deploy troops to the southern border to repel the invasion."
  
  #3 - Invoke the Alien Enemies Act of 1789 to "use the full and immense power of the government" to eliminate networks of organized crime.
  
  #4 - Begin refilling the Strategic Petroleum Reserve.
  
  #5 - "Revoke the Electric Vehicle Mandate."
  
  #6 - Establish the External Revenue Service to collect tariffs and duties.
  
  #7 - Stop all government censorship.
  
  #8 - Declare it the official policy of the government that there are only two genders.
  
  #9 - Reinstate servicemembers who were discharged from the military for objecting to the COVID-19 mandate with full backpay.
  
  #10 - Rename the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America.
  
  #11 - Rename Mount Denali to Mount McKinley.
  
  #12 - "We're taking it back." (The Panama Canal)
  
  #13 - Expand the national territory.
  
  #14 - Launch American astronauts to claim Mars.

"We will measure success not by the battles we win but by the wars we never get into." -- Hillary Clinton frowned and refused to clap at this line.

[saxitoxin]

whitehouse.gov has been updated!

[saxitoxin]

Q: What does it look like when you try to hold an insurrection and no one shows up?

The few dozen Democratic Party protesters near the Capitol set-up a guillotine on the lawn.



Indoors, everyone was a fan of Jeff Bezos' mistress ---



Canadian supporters of the Eternal President commissioned a 15-foot tall bronze statue of Trump named Don Colossus! It's the first statue to the president and will be installed in Ohio where it will tower over the land as a reminder of who the man in charge is!

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[mookiemcgee]

[ConfederateSS]

--------- Remember Jp4fun...When a few years ago...I called it... Grover Cleveland 2.0...
----------- I watched from 10am....to 7pm....Like everything.....Here is one thing...I was waiting to see... Everyone can go back, rewind... whatever....LOOK....As Vance was sitting down with his family... TRUMP was up , Melania walked up next to him....HE PUT HIS HAND ON HIS OWN BIBLE...She was holding 2 books....His own personal one,he probably had his whole life... Underneath, The TRUMP Bible...Or vice verse...BUT HE DID GET SWORN IN ON HIS OWN BIBLE...After you see her turn and walk away with them...I called it... ... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... ...

[saxitoxin]

Argentine President Milei and Italian Prime Minister Meloni had the time of their life at the inauguration! Are they hooking up this evening? Oddsmakers say YES.

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[kennyp72]

The best thing about Trump.... is how Netanyahu and him will shit on the ceasefire and eventually annex the West Bank and turn the Gaza Strip into a giant cemetery.

No more PLO or HAMAS.

Thank you Saxi for your Zionist plan to eliminate the Palestinians, once and forever!

Spoiler

[b] All that beachfront property in Gaza! Buy now before the buying frenzy starts![/b]

Again with the gloating over the deaths of women and children...

Don't be a moron Kenny.

But Hamas are still there.

Yma O Hyd and all that...

[mookiemcgee]

[jusplay4fun]

Absolute silliness. PERIOD.

[Pack Rat]

Not silly at all.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/p ... 235241866/

[Pack Rat]

Ooops, I meant to end my post with, PERIOD.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... auguration

[Pack Rat]

Here you go kiddo, as I know you love tik toc

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2R42L17/

[saxitoxin]

Here you go kiddo, as I know you love tik toc

You're like the only person who posts links to TikTok here. Which means you were one of 170 million American TikTok users who had this message forced onto your phone last weekend giving all credit for ending the Biden Ban to the glory and brilliance of Donald Trump.

[saxitoxin]

Best scene of last night's inaugural balls was when President Trump requisitioned an Air Force captain's sabre for YMCA!

[mookiemcgee]

Absolute silliness. PERIOD.

It's silly you'd vote for this... you can't seriously watch this and believe it's an accident. As someone who is a minority you should really be taking it personally, they are gonna come for you before they come for me.

https://x.com/esjesjesj/status/1881716580876497257

[jusplay4fun]

Absolute silliness. PERIOD.

It's silly you'd vote for this... you can't seriously watch this and believe it's an accident. As someone who is a minority you should really be taking it personally, they are gonna come for you before they come for me.

https://x.com/esjesjesj/status/1881716580876497257

The photo is not what it seems. It is a still photo of video where Musk is NOT making that salute as an imitation of the Salute by Duce. Musk is making a salute that is TOTALLY misunderstood and thus is TOTALLY silly:

Elon Musk has brushed aside the furore over a one-armed gesture he gave during a speech celebrating the inauguration of Donald Trump.

At Monday's event, Musk thanked the crowd for "making it happen", before placing his right hand over his heart and then thrusting the same arm out into air straight ahead of him. He then turned and repeated the action for those sitting behind him.

Some on X, the social medial platform he owns, likened the gesture to a Nazi salute, though others disagreed.

In response, the SpaceX and Tesla chief posted on X: "Frankly, they need better dirty tricks. The 'everyone is Hitler' attack is sooo tired."

Musk, the world's richest man and a close ally of President Trump, was speaking at the Capital One Arena in Washington DC when he made the gesture.

"My heart goes out to you. It is thanks to you that the future of civilisation is assured," the 53-year-old said, after giving the second one-armed salute. (...)

But the Anti-Defamation League, an organisation founded to combat antisemitism, did not agree.

"It seems that Elon Musk made an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, not a Nazi salute," it posted on X.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy48v1x4dv4o

You need a better windmill to slay, Don.

[saxitoxin]

Absolute silliness. PERIOD.

It's silly you'd vote for this... you can't seriously watch this and believe it's an accident. As someone who is a minority you should really be taking it personally, they are gonna come for you before they come for me.

https://x.com/esjesjesj/status/1881716580876497257

Can you please come to this thread and suck my dick? Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter!

[saxitoxin]

Okay, Trump just announced $1 trillion in new private sector investment in the U.S. with Larry Ellison from Oracle. And that's great and all, but did you guys know Larry Ellison is 80 years old? He looks like he's a soft 60 and if he died his hair he could easily pass for 55, IMO.



To put that in perspective, he's only 18 months younger than this guy--