OFFICIAL Inauguration Thread

[saxitoxin]

This is the official thread for the 59th inauguration!

[jusplay4fun]

Good opening, Saxi. LoL.

[Pack Rat]

Shut up brown noser and make Saxi a sandwich.

[saxitoxin]

BIG UPDATE!

Due to the coldest January 20 in 40 years, President Trump has ordered his inauguration moved indoors due to his unyielding concern for the safety of the public. The last two inaugurations held indoors were 1985 and 1909.

The inauguration platform is rapidly being built in the Rotunda --



Also, Trump will not be staying in Blair House this weekend, as is customary. He will stay at Trump International Hotel in D.C. before moving into the White House on Monday evening.

[jonesthecurl]

Shut up brown noser and make Saxi a sandwich.

Don't you mean, sammich?

[ConfederateSS]

------- January 6th ......You had to know... TRUMP would find a way to fill the Capital Building when he Becomes #47... TRUMP made a deal With GOD and Mother Nature...(See even their Republicans)...His Legacy gets better and better....... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...
-------Polar Vortex....Wait, where's Global Warming again???....;);)...

[Pack Rat]

Shut up brown noser and make Saxi a sandwich.

Don't you mean, sammich?

You mean this?






According to the Urban Dictionary the definition is as follows: "A Sammich is just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A Sammich is a true work of culinary art".Jun 28, 2024

[jusplay4fun]

FINALLY, a semi-intelligent post by pee-rat. AND he does not quote or cite Tik-Tok.

BUT, it is the Urban Dictionary, which is 3 about 5 of 10 on the scale of sources.

[Pack Rat]

If I needed any compliments from you, I'd rather beat it out of your tiny cult brain.

[DirtyDishSoap]

BUT! We would lose out on ANOTHER poster. One who JUST happens to EMPHASIZE unimportant SENTENCES!

[saxitoxin]

TRUMP, MELANIA, and BARRON have just boarded a USAF Special Air Mission plane for the first time in four years! Incredible footage!

[Dukasaur]

Apparently his fragile constitution needs to be sheltered from the cold. Will his little penis get even smaller if he has to speak outdoors? Or is he afraid that his toupee will fly away?

[saxitoxin]

It's weird how desperate Democrats are to get Donald Trump to stand motionless outdoors.

[saxitoxin]

INAUGURAL BALL ACTS CONFIRMED!

https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/5 ... ural-ball/

Representatives of three different musical genres will assemble to pay tribute to the magnificence and majesty of Donald Trump during the Liberty Ball - one of 38 confirmed inaugural balls to take place Monday evening.

Three-time Grammy winning hip-hop artist Nelly


Iconic disco ensemble Village People


Legendary country music trio Rascal Flatts

[saxitoxin]

Trump has arrived in the District!

The batteries of the Washington Navy Yard and Marine Barracks Washington fired continuous artillery salutes to mark the entrance of Trump into the district. This was followed by a massive, 45-minutes fireworks show performed for the President Elect.

[DirtyDishSoap]

It's weird how desperate Democrats are to get Donald Trump to stand motionless outdoors.

I have to do it Monday God dammit and it's going to be five freaking degrees.

[Pack Rat]

The best thing about Trump.... is how Netanyahu and him will shit on the ceasefire and eventually annex the West Bank and turn the Gaza Strip into a giant cemetery.

No more PLO or HAMAS.

Thank you Saxi for your Zionist plan to eliminate the Palestinians, once and forever!

Spoiler

[b] All that beachfront property in Gaza! Buy now before the buying frenzy starts![/b]

[riskllama]

[saxitoxin]

In the night-before-inauguration victory rally at Capitol One Arena, Donald Trump just performed Y-M-C-A on-stage with the Village People!

[riskllama]

In the night-before-inauguration victory rally at Capitol One Arena, Donald Trump just performed Y-M-C-A on-stage with the Village People!

G-A-Y...

[jonesthecurl]

he doesn't even know the moves...

[Pack Rat]

Trump learned these moves while attending his all boy's school.

[ConfederateSS]

FINALLY, a semi-intelligent post by pee-rat. AND he does not quote or cite Tik-Tok.

BUT, it is the Urban Dictionary, which is 3 about 5 of 10 on the scale of sources.

-------- Congress banned Tik Tok... Jp4fun, he seen it coming...... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

[Pack Rat]

Trump brought Tik Tok back.

[kennyp72]

The best thing about Trump.... is how Netanyahu and him will shit on the ceasefire and eventually annex the West Bank and turn the Gaza Strip into a giant cemetery.

No more PLO or HAMAS.

Thank you Saxi for your Zionist plan to eliminate the Palestinians, once and forever!

Spoiler

[b] All that beachfront property in Gaza! Buy now before the buying frenzy starts![/b]

Again with the gloating over the deaths of women and children...