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ESCAPE FROM FLORIDA!!!

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Oct 07, 2024 8:36 pm

This is nothing short of astronomical. I am at a loss for words to meteorologically describe you the storms small eye and intensity. 897mb pressure with 180 MPH max sustained winds and gusts 200+ MPH. This is now the 4th strongest hurricane ever recorded by pressure on this side of the world. The eye is TINY at nearly 3.8 miles wide. This hurricane is nearing the mathematical limit of what Earth's atmosphere over this ocean water can produce.

https://x.com/NbergWX/status/1843444771135861007


Here's an update on what the Leadership is doing:

    - Joe Biden is at his beach house in Delaware with his nursing staff.

    - Secretary of Homeland Security Mayorkas was spotted clothes shopping at a high end boutique in D.C.

    - Mamala Kamala is recording an appearance on the Call Her Daddy sex podcast about how to pleasure a 60-something barracuda.

    - Governor De Santis has relocated from the executive residence in Tallahassee to the Governor's Command Post at St. Francis Barracks in Saint Augustine where he is leading the evacuation of the state's population.

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Re: ESCAPE FROM FLORIDA!!!

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Oct 07, 2024 8:49 pm

Mar A Lago happens to be almost precisely at the point Hurricane Milton will make landfall, just meters from the shoreline.

Mamala Kamala tried to jail Trump, which failed. She sent two separate assassins after Trump, both of which failed. Is Mamala now using some experimental weather modification technology to try and take him out with a hurricane?

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pmac666 wrote:Theres something in motion you cannot comprehend. Cant wait for the tears tho.

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Re: ESCAPE FROM FLORIDA!!!

Postby Pack Rat on Mon Oct 07, 2024 8:57 pm

Cool story bro! You should write fiction novels.

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politi ... 17639.html



Biden and DeSantis talk Monday night about hurricanes Helene, Milton, White House says
By Alexandra Glorioso, Danielle Battaglia and Lawrence Mower Herald/Times Tallahassee Bureau
Updated October 07, 2024 8:37 PM

UPDATE: President Joe Biden and Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis spoke Monday evening about Hurricane Helene recovery efforts and preparations for Hurricane Milton, according to Emilie Simons, White House senior deputy press secretary.

With one hurricane in the rearview and another on the horizon, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has been working directly with the Federal Emergency Management Agency, but apparently leaving the White House on hold.

On Monday, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre acknowledged during a briefing in Washington that the president and vice president have yet to speak to DeSantis since Hurricane Helene hit the state as a Category 4 storm on Sept. 26. But itā€™s not for lack of trying on their part, she said.


President Joe Biden called Floridaā€™s governor on September 29, but the governor said he missed the call because he was in the air over Floridaā€™s Big Bend touring the damage. DeSantis then declined an invite to meet the president when Biden flew into Tallahassee last week, with the governor explaining that heā€™d already set up an event regarding storm recovery in the Tampa Bay area.

DeSantis also ignored calls from Vice President Kamala Harris, NBC News reported on Monday.

ā€œIf you have the president and the vice president reaching out to help with assistance provided to your people, your constituents, the people who live in your state ā€” to make sure weā€™re doing everything we need to do from a federal response, and weā€™re reaching out and offering our support, thatā€™s up to the governor and whether he wants to respond to us or not,ā€ Jean-Pierre said.


Jean-Pierre confirmed that the president and vice president had ā€œmade outreach, regarding, certainly Hurricane Helene,ā€ but wouldnā€™t address why the White House had been unable to connect with the governor. ā€œThat is something for the governor to speak to himself,ā€ said Jean-Pierre.

When asked by the Herald/Times Tallahassee Bureau about Jean-Pierreā€™s comments, DeSantis said he wasnā€™t aware of any phone calls from the White House.

ā€œBiden called me a couple days ago with Helene when I was on the helicopter,ā€ he said. ā€œIā€™m not aware heā€™s tried to call since then. Certainly didnā€™t call my phone, so I donā€™t know quite where theyā€™re getting that information.ā€

He said if there was something he needed from the federal government, ā€œIā€™ll hop on the phone very quickly, whether thatā€™s a FEMA administrator or the president.ā€


When a reporter from Politico began to ask a question about whether people should suspend political activity in front of the storm, DeSantis quickly cut him off.

ā€œYou and your publication will twist anything thatā€™s done to try to make a political agenda,ā€ he said. ā€œThatā€™s what you do. Thatā€™s how you get your clicks.ā€

Harris, speaking briefly to reporters at Joint Base Andrews on Monday afternoon, addressed a question about DeSantis refusing her calls by saying that ā€œpeople are in desperate need of support right now and playing political games at this moment in these crisis situations ... is utterly irresponsible.ā€

ā€œAnd it is selfish and it is about political gamesmanship instead of doing the job you took an oath to do, which is to put the people first,ā€ she said.


As the White House and DeSantis addressed questions about their contact on Monday, a new storm ā€” this one a Category 5 ā€” was bearing down on Floridaā€™s Gulf Coast.

Hurricane Milton is projected to make landfall overnight Wednesday with a storm surge that could nearly double what Tampa Bay residents experienced during Helene ā€“ which inundated much of Floridaā€™s west coast.

FEMA administrator Deanne Criswell left North Carolina Monday to travel to Florida to help the state prepare, Jean-Pierre said.

ā€œThe good thing is that the FEMA administrator was able to connect with the governor yesterday,ā€ Jean-Pierre said.


Miami Herald staff writer Max Greenwood contributed to this report.

This story was originally published October 07, 2024 5:58 PM.


President Joe Biden called Floridaā€™s governor on September 29, but the governor said he missed the call because he was in the air over Floridaā€™s Big Bend touring the damage. DeSantis then declined an invite to meet the president when Biden flew into Tallahassee last week, with the governor explaining that heā€™d already set up an event regarding storm recovery in the Tampa Bay area.

DeSantis also ignored calls from Vice President Kamala Harris, NBC News reported on Monday.

ā€œIf you have the president and the vice president reaching out to help with assistance provided to your people, your constituents, the people who live in your state ā€” to make sure weā€™re doing everything we need to do from a federal response, and weā€™re reaching out and offering our support, thatā€™s up to the governor and whether he wants to respond to us or not,ā€ Jean-Pierre said.
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Re: ESCAPE FROM FLORIDA!!!

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Oct 07, 2024 9:00 pm

There's absolutely zero point for De Santis - who is busy evacuating the state of Florida - to take calls from Mamala Kamala.

Mamala is not the president, the DHS secretary, or the FEMA administrator. She has no emergency management responsibilities. Her only official duty is to wait for the president to die.

I'm sure De Santis will be happy to take calls from Mamala and other similarly relevant officials like the Poet Laureate of the United States and the Senate Parliamentarian after the current dire emergency has passed. But he has shit to do right now and can't be gabbing with Mamala about what brand of decolletage cream she should use on her sagging neck.
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Postby saxitoxin on Mon Oct 07, 2024 9:08 pm

Meanwhile, Mamala Kamala's appearance on the Call Her Daddy podcast to discuss how to bring post-menopausal women to orgasm didn't go over as planned ...

ā€˜Call Her Daddyā€™ Faces Fan Backlash Over ā€˜Propagandaā€™ Harris Interview - Followers Threaten to Stop Listening

Alex Cooper, host of the Call Her Daddy podcast, is being called out by angry fans over her interview with Vice President Kamala Harris.

Cooper faced a backlash on social media, with regular listeners of the podcast, known for its frank discussions about sexuality and advice for women, accusing her of peddling propaganda for the Democratic Party nominee.

Harris is also getting flak for dodging mainstream media interviewsā€”and hardball questionsā€”and instead plumping for cozy chats with softball questions from ā€œsafeā€ interviewers.

ā€œOne of my most favorite podcasts and now Iā€™ll never listen again. Unbelievable,ā€ wrote one (former) fan.

ā€œDONE, this was my fav podcast. Iā€™m 100% disgusted,ā€ posted another.

ā€œProbably just lost a lot of followers,ā€ was another userā€™s view.

ā€œIā€™m so disappointed, this feels like propaganda and trying to make her look ā€˜gen z.ā€

Many complained that the hurricane disaster wasnā€™t addressed.

ā€œCall her daddy was more important than the millions who could use aid with rebuilding their homes ?!ā€ read one comment.

ā€œDid you discuss the plan for getting all the bodies that got swept into the trees and along the riverbanks in NC during the taping of this podcast?ā€ was the next post.

ā€œLoved CHD from the beginning, but really disappointed you chose to do this one. Why alienate so many of your fans? Especially during a natural disaster when she should have been on the ground helping people,ā€ remarked another.

One even went so far as to write: ā€œDamn call her daddy about to be canceled.ā€



https://www.thedailybeast.com/alex-coop ... -interview
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Postby Votanic on Mon Oct 07, 2024 9:36 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Mar A Lago happens to be almost precisely at the point Hurricane Milton will make landfall, just meters from the shoreline.

Mamala Kamala tried to jail Trump, which failed. She sent two separate assassins after Trump, both of which failed. Is Mamala now using some experimental weather modification technology to try and take him out with a hurricane?

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Hurricane Milton will make landfall on the west coast of Florida, probably very near Tampa.
Yes, it will later reach the Atlantic Ocean, making 'seafall' just off Florida's east coast, but that is likely to occur near Daytona Beach, not Palm Beach.
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Re: ESCAPE FROM FLORIDA!!!

Postby saxitoxin on Mon Oct 07, 2024 9:47 pm

Votanic wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:Mar A Lago happens to be almost precisely at the point Hurricane Milton will make landfall, just meters from the shoreline.

Mamala Kamala tried to jail Trump, which failed. She sent two separate assassins after Trump, both of which failed. Is Mamala now using some experimental weather modification technology to try and take him out with a hurricane?

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Hurricane Milton will make landfall on the west coast of Florida, probably very near Tampa.
Yes, it will later reach the Atlantic Ocean, making 'seafall' just off Florida's east coast, but that is likely to occur near Daytona Beach, not Palm Beach.


That's what they're telling you, however, you KNOW that the Secret Service has not posted Hurricane spotters on the Atlantic Ocean. So what happens if a Second Hurricane suddenly hits from the Atlantic? I'm not necessarily a Second Hurricane theorist, but some things here just aren't adding up.
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Re: ESCAPE FROM FLORIDA!!!

Postby bigtoughralf on Wed Oct 09, 2024 12:32 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Mar A Lago happens to be almost precisely at the point Hurricane Milton will make landfall, just meters from the shoreline.

Mamala Kamala tried to jail Trump, which failed. She sent two separate assassins after Trump, both of which failed. Is Mamala now using some experimental weather modification technology to try and take him out with a hurricane?

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One thing that's for sure is, we don't know she definitely isn't!

Have you got any other potential nicknames for her though?
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Postby saxitoxin on Wed Oct 09, 2024 12:58 pm

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saxitoxin wrote:Mar A Lago happens to be almost precisely at the point Hurricane Milton will make landfall, just meters from the shoreline.

Mamala Kamala tried to jail Trump, which failed. She sent two separate assassins after Trump, both of which failed. Is Mamala now using some experimental weather modification technology to try and take him out with a hurricane?

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One thing that's for sure is, we don't know she definitely isn't!

Have you got any other potential nicknames for her though?


I can't take credit for that. That's Drew Barrymore --

    Drew Barrymore has social media up in arms over her recent sitdown with Vice President Kamala Harris, where she asked the VP to be the nationā€™s ā€œMomala.ā€ The Vice President appeared on The Drew Barrymore Show on Monday, April 29, where Barrymore made an emotional plea for Harris to become the mother to the country. ā€œYeah,ā€ Harris responded with a laugh.Barrymore went on to do her signature grab of the hands with her show guest which only made viewers ā€œcringeā€ even more.

    https://www.blackenterprise.com/drew-be ... is-momala/

Even Mamala looked uncomfortable in the video and seemed to be thinking "who is this crazy bitch? I can hardly wait until I win so I can finally stop pandering to these lunatics."
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Postby Dukasaur on Wed Oct 09, 2024 1:27 pm

I had a dream once, that I got a letter from Drew Barrymore's lawyers, saying that she wouldn't do any more sex scenes with me because they were becoming too "frighteningly realistic." Except that none of these frighteningly realistic scenes were actually included in the dream.

Most guys dream about fucking Drew Barrymore. I dream about not being allowed any more fucking of Drew Barrymore.

Even in my dreams, I always get ripped off.
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Postby jusplay4fun on Wed Oct 09, 2024 3:27 pm

saxitoxin wrote:Mar A Lago happens to be almost precisely at the point Hurricane Milton will make landfall, just meters from the shoreline.

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No, saxi, wrong coast of Florida for Mar-A-Largo

https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/2491445/mar-lago.webp?w=790&f=4c888eff81d616dd2f16d70f328e3ce3

The National Hurricane Center's (NHC) latest cone forecast from 11 a.m. ET shows Hurricane Milton's probable path cutting through western Florida, crossing the state's center, and heading toward the Atlantic Ocean.

Trump's Mar-a-Lago property, the Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach and the Trump National Golf Club in Jupiter are all located in Palm Beach County, and the Trump National Doral Miami is in Miami-Dade County. All of these areas lie south of the NHC's forecast cone for Milton, therefore avoiding the worst of the storm.


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Postby Pack Rat on Wed Oct 09, 2024 3:56 pm

Saxi is more familiar of the Russian geography.
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Postby Pack Rat on Wed Oct 09, 2024 3:58 pm

Saxi is more familiar of the Russian geography.
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Postby jusplay4fun on Wed Oct 09, 2024 3:59 pm

And pee-rat likes to repeat himself about silliness.
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Postby Pack Rat on Wed Oct 09, 2024 4:03 pm

Meanwhile MAGA and Trump cult follower MTG, says democrats control hurricanes.







The same Republican who blamed Jewish Lasers for the forest fires out west.
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Postby Pack Rat on Wed Oct 09, 2024 4:06 pm

Trump knows hurricanes

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Postby Pack Rat on Wed Oct 09, 2024 4:16 pm

The lies come shooting out Trump's @ss like a AR 15 everyday.

More fukn lies about FEMA and attacks on migrants.

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Postby pmac666 on Wed Oct 09, 2024 4:41 pm

Looks like its headed now straight to Tampa Bay. This could get very nasty.

Live coverage on YT.
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Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Oct 09, 2024 4:43 pm

[quote="Pack Rat"]Meanwhile MAGA and Trump cult follower MTG, says democrats control hurricanes.







Remember, God imposed the eclipse as a judgement. Apparently he's not as powerful as 'their' weather machines.
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Postby pmac666 on Wed Oct 09, 2024 4:53 pm

Biden just wiped the floor with MTG. :lol:
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Postby saxitoxin on Wed Oct 09, 2024 5:25 pm

pmac666 wrote:Biden just wiped the floor with MTG. :lol:


True.

And MTG is the GOP's jester.

When your kings are descending from their towers to battle our clowns and gutter dwellers, we've already won.
pmac666 wrote:Theres something in motion you cannot comprehend. Cant wait for the tears tho.

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Postby pmac666 on Wed Oct 09, 2024 5:27 pm

Yeah you look like a winner.
And like someone whos aiming for the kremlins employee of the month award.
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Postby Votanic on Wed Oct 09, 2024 5:30 pm

Powerwashing, ...Derm-abrasion, ...Hurricanes.

After the inflammation and raw-sensitivity dies down, Florida is going to have beautiful, vibrant, younger-looking skin.

I was there in the future and the alligators will be so shiny, they looked like somebody had given them a clear coat of nailpolish.
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Postby saxitoxin on Wed Oct 09, 2024 5:31 pm

pmac666 wrote:Yeah you look like a winner.
And like someone whos aiming for the kremlins employee of the month award.


It's actually Order of Merit to the Fatherland, 1st Class and it's only awarded annually: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_%22 ... herland%22
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