by Clanlord Carl on Tue May 03, 2022 4:17 am
So how good are the best singles players ?
Well the S6 premier league winner is pretty good right ?
Yeah pretty good sure.
Unfortunately currently he is looking at a 0-14 whitewash so far v untouchable in the poly championship last 16...be relieved untouchable isn't running riot here.
Of course by its very nature pure randomness and knowledge of certain maps plays a big part. No matter how good you are you will lose 15-20% immediately due to crazy bad luck turn one and an unfavourable drop. Skill can only take you so far, it isn't chess. You can argue poly is a better test of skill mind you as random plays a lesser role.
Psst... that's the same untouchable yours truly fluked a win (21-20) against in the singles 1v1 semifinals championship on my way to the CC singles title.
I borrowed some lyrics from the red baron song to help motivate those in division nine.
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more the bloody red Clanlord was running up the score. Eighty men tried and eighty men died now they are buried together on the risk board's side.
And if that doesn't work try this from Life of Brian.
Some dice in life are bad
They can really make you mad
flat rate card bonuses just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on conquer club's gristle getting bombarded by a missile
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
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Clanlord Carl on Thu May 12, 2022 2:20 pm, edited 1 time in total.